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Post by ohjimmyjimmy » Tue Nov 02, 2010 1:13 pm

H. Pedersen wrote:I'm all for innocent until proven guilty, but the odds of some tart trying to get famous by making up a story about a super sub for a lower-mid-table team are probably pretty low. The article below seems to hint he's saying it's a case of mistaken identity.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-storie ... -22666524/

Regardless of what happened, Klasnic has a wife (who he owes his current job to, BTW) and a three year old and ONE F***ING KIDNEY. The only thing he should be doing at night is changing diapers and sleeping. The stories about him going out on the town with Holden have made me lose a lot of respect for him.
It may be an un-PC thing to say, but that line about you losing respect for him for going out on the town is the single gayest thing i've heard in a long time.

But i'm sure he won't lose any sleep over it. Probably lose more over the fact that some people think all this is an excuse for further character assassination by association...i mean fancy, going out, on the town, with a friend. The monster.

He should be at home with his 3 year old baby...that incidentally is usually asleep from the hours of around 8pm til 7am, like most kids of their age, so if he's waiting around at home to change its nappy (on a 3 year old?) he'll have a long wait, but yeah best he stays in the house and awake all night just in case.

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Post by Armchair Wanderer » Tue Nov 02, 2010 1:30 pm

finlayson wrote:Right, so what evidence will they have on 1st of Feb next year that they don't have already?

It's disgraceful that someone can have something like this hanging over them for so long.
How long does it normally take for non-famous people?

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Post by ohjimmyjimmy » Tue Nov 02, 2010 1:45 pm

Armchair Wanderer wrote:
finlayson wrote:Right, so what evidence will they have on 1st of Feb next year that they don't have already?

It's disgraceful that someone can have something like this hanging over them for so long.
How long does it normally take for non-famous people?
I think this line incorporates non-famous people.

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Post by Randy Watson » Tue Nov 02, 2010 5:40 pm

What happens now if Klas tackles one of the opposition, beats 4 more, putting them on their arse as he goes, and smacks a screamer into the top bin.

Will it be wrong to say he raped their defence?

Or am I just walking on eggshells? :?
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Post by thebish » Tue Nov 02, 2010 5:45 pm

Randy Watson wrote:What happens now if Klas tackles one of the opposition, beats 4 more, putting them on their arse as he goes, and smacks a screamer into the top bin.

Will it be wrong to say he raped their defence?

Or am I just walking on eggshells? :?

it would always be wrong to say that - regardless of any pending court case... likewise the phrase people sometimes use when a player has a poor first touch.

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Post by boltonboris » Tue Nov 02, 2010 5:49 pm

thebish wrote:
Randy Watson wrote:What happens now if Klas tackles one of the opposition, beats 4 more, putting them on their arse as he goes, and smacks a screamer into the top bin.

Will it be wrong to say he raped their defence?

Or am I just walking on eggshells? :?

it would always be wrong to say that - regardless of any pending court case... likewise the phrase people sometimes use when a player has a poor first touch.
Baby Elephant?? :wink:
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Post by Randy Watson » Tue Nov 02, 2010 5:52 pm

boltonboris wrote:
thebish wrote:
Randy Watson wrote:What happens now if Klas tackles one of the opposition, beats 4 more, putting them on their arse as he goes, and smacks a screamer into the top bin.

Will it be wrong to say he raped their defence?

Or am I just walking on eggshells? :?

it would always be wrong to say that - regardless of any pending court case... likewise the phrase people sometimes use when a player has a poor first touch.
Baby Elephant?? :wink:
Would you rape a baby elephant?
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Post by boltonboris » Tue Nov 02, 2010 5:54 pm

Randy Watson wrote:
boltonboris wrote:
thebish wrote:
Randy Watson wrote:What happens now if Klas tackles one of the opposition, beats 4 more, putting them on their arse as he goes, and smacks a screamer into the top bin.

Will it be wrong to say he raped their defence?

Or am I just walking on eggshells? :?

it would always be wrong to say that - regardless of any pending court case... likewise the phrase people sometimes use when a player has a poor first touch.
Baby Elephant?? :wink:
Would you rape a baby elephant?
Depends.. Boy or Girl?
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Post by Prufrock » Tue Nov 02, 2010 6:27 pm

boltonboris wrote:
Randy Watson wrote:
boltonboris wrote:
thebish wrote:
Randy Watson wrote:What happens now if Klas tackles one of the opposition, beats 4 more, putting them on their arse as he goes, and smacks a screamer into the top bin.

Will it be wrong to say he raped their defence?

Or am I just walking on eggshells? :?

it would always be wrong to say that - regardless of any pending court case... likewise the phrase people sometimes use when a player has a poor first touch.
Baby Elephant?? :wink:
Would you rape a baby elephant?
Depends.. Boy or Girl?
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Post by Prufrock » Tue Nov 02, 2010 6:28 pm

Randy Watson wrote:What happens now if Klas tackles one of the opposition, beats 4 more, putting them on their arse as he goes, and smacks a screamer into the top bin.

Will it be wrong to say he raped their defence?

Or am I just walking on eggshells? :?
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Post by thebish » Tue Nov 02, 2010 6:37 pm

Prufrock wrote: Homophobe.
infantihomopachydermophobe?

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Post by Randy Watson » Tue Nov 02, 2010 6:47 pm

thebish wrote:
Randy Watson wrote:What happens now if Klas tackles one of the opposition, beats 4 more, putting them on their arse as he goes, and smacks a screamer into the top bin.

Will it be wrong to say he raped their defence?

Or am I just walking on eggshells? :?

it would always be wrong to say that - regardless of any pending court case... likewise the phrase people sometimes use when a player has a poor first touch.
I recall Alan Pardew, on MOTD not long ago, refering to a player as getting "raped" after being tackled from behind
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Post by thebish » Tue Nov 02, 2010 6:49 pm

Randy Watson wrote:
thebish wrote:
Randy Watson wrote:What happens now if Klas tackles one of the opposition, beats 4 more, putting them on their arse as he goes, and smacks a screamer into the top bin.

Will it be wrong to say he raped their defence?

Or am I just walking on eggshells? :?

it would always be wrong to say that - regardless of any pending court case... likewise the phrase people sometimes use when a player has a poor first touch.
I recall Alan Pardew, on MOTD not long ago, refering to a player as getting "raped" after being tackled from behind
you're adopting alan pardew as your linguistic advisor?

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Post by H. Pedersen » Tue Nov 02, 2010 7:09 pm

ohjimmyjimmy wrote:
H. Pedersen wrote:I'm all for innocent until proven guilty, but the odds of some tart trying to get famous by making up a story about a super sub for a lower-mid-table team are probably pretty low. The article below seems to hint he's saying it's a case of mistaken identity.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-storie ... -22666524/

Regardless of what happened, Klasnic has a wife (who he owes his current job to, BTW) and a three year old and ONE F***ING KIDNEY. The only thing he should be doing at night is changing diapers and sleeping. The stories about him going out on the town with Holden have made me lose a lot of respect for him.
It may be an un-PC thing to say, but that line about you losing respect for him for going out on the town is the single gayest thing i've heard in a long time.

But i'm sure he won't lose any sleep over it. Probably lose more over the fact that some people think all this is an excuse for further character assassination by association...i mean fancy, going out, on the town, with a friend. The monster.

He should be at home with his 3 year old baby...that incidentally is usually asleep from the hours of around 8pm til 7am, like most kids of their age, so if he's waiting around at home to change its nappy (on a 3 year old?) he'll have a long wait, but yeah best he stays in the house and awake all night just in case.
Well that's fine, just leave the wife with the baby while you go out and party. Not what I personally would do but to each his own.

Really though, if I had cheated death not once but twice I don't think I'd be using my dad's kidney in that fashion.

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Post by Prufrock » Tue Nov 02, 2010 7:32 pm

H. Pedersen wrote:
ohjimmyjimmy wrote:
H. Pedersen wrote:I'm all for innocent until proven guilty, but the odds of some tart trying to get famous by making up a story about a super sub for a lower-mid-table team are probably pretty low. The article below seems to hint he's saying it's a case of mistaken identity.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-storie ... -22666524/

Regardless of what happened, Klasnic has a wife (who he owes his current job to, BTW) and a three year old and ONE F***ING KIDNEY. The only thing he should be doing at night is changing diapers and sleeping. The stories about him going out on the town with Holden have made me lose a lot of respect for him.
It may be an un-PC thing to say, but that line about you losing respect for him for going out on the town is the single gayest thing i've heard in a long time.

But i'm sure he won't lose any sleep over it. Probably lose more over the fact that some people think all this is an excuse for further character assassination by association...i mean fancy, going out, on the town, with a friend. The monster.

He should be at home with his 3 year old baby...that incidentally is usually asleep from the hours of around 8pm til 7am, like most kids of their age, so if he's waiting around at home to change its nappy (on a 3 year old?) he'll have a long wait, but yeah best he stays in the house and awake all night just in case.
Well that's fine, just leave the wife with the baby while you go out and party. Not what I personally would do but to each his own.

Really though, if I had cheated death not once but twice I don't think I'd be using my dad's kidney in that fashion.
Maybe his dad gave it him so he could live a normal life. Maybe in fact they have had a conversation about it! This is going a bit Dunblane survivors-y.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue Nov 02, 2010 7:39 pm

Randy Watson wrote:
boltonboris wrote:
thebish wrote:
Randy Watson wrote:What happens now if Klas tackles one of the opposition, beats 4 more, putting them on their arse as he goes, and smacks a screamer into the top bin.

Will it be wrong to say he raped their defence?

Or am I just walking on eggshells? :?

it would always be wrong to say that - regardless of any pending court case... likewise the phrase people sometimes use when a player has a poor first touch.
Baby Elephant?? :wink:
Would you rape a baby elephant?
Or a bag of cement? :?
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Post by Hoboh » Tue Nov 02, 2010 7:47 pm

thebish wrote:
Randy Watson wrote:What happens now if Klas tackles one of the opposition, beats 4 more, putting them on their arse as he goes, and smacks a screamer into the top bin.

Will it be wrong to say he raped their defence?

Or am I just walking on eggshells? :?

it would always be wrong to say that - regardless of any pending court case... likewise the phrase people sometimes use when a player has a poor first touch.
What!!!! W*nker???? :conf:

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Post by H. Pedersen » Tue Nov 02, 2010 8:12 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
H. Pedersen wrote:I'm all for innocent until proven guilty, but the odds of some tart trying to get famous by making up a story about a super sub for a lower-mid-table team are probably pretty low.
Titus Bramble?
What I mean to say is that I doubt the story is made up out of whole cloth, as if Klasnic was sitting around his living room and some skank saw his goal against Stoke and said "OK, time to make myself famous at this guy's expense." Even in cases where athletes wind up not being convicted of rape, such as the Kobe Bryant or the Duke Lacrosse team incidents, the people in question are usually guilty of astonishingly poor judgement.

I do hope Klasnic is innocent and I'm not passing judgement one way or the other. Still, you'll note the story is about him, not about, say, Owen Coyle, and choice of lifestyle probably played a role in that.

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Post by boltonboris » Wed Nov 03, 2010 12:20 pm

Prufrock wrote:
boltonboris wrote:
Randy Watson wrote:
boltonboris wrote:
thebish wrote:
it would always be wrong to say that - regardless of any pending court case... likewise the phrase people sometimes use when a player has a poor first touch.
Baby Elephant?? :wink:
Would you rape a baby elephant?
Depends.. Boy or Girl?
Homophobe.
Try again.. I'm gay xx
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Post by Randy Watson » Wed Nov 03, 2010 6:29 pm

thebish wrote:
Randy Watson wrote:
thebish wrote:
Randy Watson wrote:What happens now if Klas tackles one of the opposition, beats 4 more, putting them on their arse as he goes, and smacks a screamer into the top bin.

Will it be wrong to say he raped their defence?

Or am I just walking on eggshells? :?

it would always be wrong to say that - regardless of any pending court case... likewise the phrase people sometimes use when a player has a poor first touch.
I recall Alan Pardew, on MOTD not long ago, refering to a player as getting "raped" after being tackled from behind
you're adopting alan pardew as your linguistic advisor?
Of course, due to him being a cockney geezer an all, I reckon he is aware of how to use the term very well.
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