Today I'm angry about.....

[Dujon]

. . . and, finally the Pike itself. A buch of 10 year olds running almost horizontally down the top slope at breakneck speed . . .

I'm ever so sorry that I didn't stick around until I had the opportunity of watching such a feat, bobo.

[William the White]

Somehow, LSD and Marajoowana softened the impact of seeing hairy pasty white bottoms in those days.

Not to mention muddy and leaf-stuck ones... Or the bright clean ones, fresh from the reservoir on a sunny evening in July...

[Randy Watson]

Cut my knuckle open at work. Could see the tendon moving! The pain is setting in!

If you put a used tea bag on the cut it helps stop bleeding and helps heal the wound. Or you could be a pussy and go to hospital for stitches. Or even better, pour some dettol into it. That'll take yer mind off the pain.

I was a pussy about it!

[General Mannerheim]

Cut my knuckle open at work. Could see the tendon moving! The pain is setting in!

how did you do that unblocking the bogs?

[Il Pirate]

Cut my knuckle open at work. Could see the tendon moving! The pain is setting in!

If you put a used tea bag on the cut it helps stop bleeding and helps heal the wound. Or you could be a pussy and go to hospital for stitches. Or even better, pour some dettol into it. That'll take yer mind off the pain.

I was a pussy about it!

Hope yer feeling better this morning matey.

[Lord Kangana]

£850bn.

You'll be hearing this figure a lot in the coming days.

Really, we should be rioting on the streets and burning down every bank we see. Bastards.

[Worthy4England]

11 times in 15 years in fact. Courts, or even more frequently the police and CPS recognise instinctive reactions of self-defence on the spur of the moment as reasonable.

As for the emboldened bit, one day you need to read 'Democracy in America', especially the Tyranny of the Majority bit !

Pru crediting the police with using "sense" shocker?!!!



May try the suggested work when I get some time.

[superjohnmcginlay]

£850bn.

You'll be hearing this figure a lot in the coming days.

Really, we should be rioting on the streets and burning down every bank we see. Bastards.

You've spent too much time in France.

[Gary the Enfield]

What is it with buying tickets these days.

What happened to the good old days when you had to post in or call round to the actual box office to get your ticket. Nowadays you book online, register for priority purchase, receive 15 million spam adverts for your trouble only to find, twenty minutes after the sales line opens, they've sold out!!!!!!

And the tickets you now are desperately trying to source have now double or even trebled in price!!!!

I'm f*cking sick of paying through the nose to see a band whose support bands, frankly, I'd cross the street to avoid. Just because it's Milton Keynes.

Ticketmaster? Viagogo? Seatwave et al? Just F*ckoff!

[HMX]

What is it with buying tickets these days.

What happened to the good old days when you had to post in or call round to the actual box office to get your ticket. Nowadays you book online, register for priority purchase, receive 15 million spam adverts for your trouble only to find, twenty minutes after the sales line opens, they've sold out!!!!!!

And the tickets you now are desperately trying to source have now double or even trebled in price!!!!

I'm f*cking sick of paying through the nose to see a band whose support bands, frankly, I'd cross the street to avoid. Just because it's Milton Keynes.

Ticketmaster? Viagogo? Seatwave et al? Just F*ckoff!

Ah, Foo Fighters tickets?

[Gary the Enfield]

What is it with buying tickets these days.

What happened to the good old days when you had to post in or call round to the actual box office to get your ticket. Nowadays you book online, register for priority purchase, receive 15 million spam adverts for your trouble only to find, twenty minutes after the sales line opens, they've sold out!!!!!!

And the tickets you now are desperately trying to source have now double or even trebled in price!!!!

I'm f*cking sick of paying through the nose to see a band whose support bands, frankly, I'd cross the street to avoid. Just because it's Milton Keynes.

Ticketmaster? Viagogo? Seatwave et al? Just F*ckoff!

Ah, Foo Fighters tickets?

Yes. Was going to be young Enfield's first proper concert. One website I tried wanted £98 per ticket. Swallowing my resentment I input details for 3 tickets, card, address, phone number. They then added nearly £60 on for handling fees but, I thought, F*ck it, this is a one off. Pressed send. Sold Out. C*nts.

[boltonboris]

What is it with buying tickets these days.

What happened to the good old days when you had to post in or call round to the actual box office to get your ticket. Nowadays you book online, register for priority purchase, receive 15 million spam adverts for your trouble only to find, twenty minutes after the sales line opens, they've sold out!!!!!!

And the tickets you now are desperately trying to source have now double or even trebled in price!!!!

I'm f*cking sick of paying through the nose to see a band whose support bands, frankly, I'd cross the street to avoid. Just because it's Milton Keynes.

Ticketmaster? Viagogo? Seatwave et al? Just F*ckoff!

Ah, Foo Fighters tickets?

Yes. Was going to be young Enfield's first proper concert. One website I tried wanted £98 per ticket. Swallowing my resentment I input details for 3 tickets, card, address, phone number. They then added nearly £60 on for handling fees but, I thought, F*ck it, this is a one off. Pressed send. Sold Out. C*nts.

It should be illegal. Somehow it isn't!

"Fan to Fan"... Yeah because 5000 'fans' get tickets and sell them on at 3 times the cost 5 minutes after purchase

"I can't go, I forgot I'm at a wedding"

Sell it at cost then you feckin' cretinous w*nker!!

On this note.. I'm getting married on the 11th June.. Take That announced another date for that night. Cue about 15 people buying tickets for it despite receiving a save the date card for the wedding... Well you know who your friends are!

[Lofthouse Lower]

Really? They'd rather go and see those fat has-beens than attend your wedding?

I hope you haven't got any family who would be so thoughtless. That's well out of order.

[Gary the Enfield]

What is it with buying tickets these days.

What happened to the good old days when you had to post in or call round to the actual box office to get your ticket. Nowadays you book online, register for priority purchase, receive 15 million spam adverts for your trouble only to find, twenty minutes after the sales line opens, they've sold out!!!!!!

And the tickets you now are desperately trying to source have now double or even trebled in price!!!!

I'm f*cking sick of paying through the nose to see a band whose support bands, frankly, I'd cross the street to avoid. Just because it's Milton Keynes.

Ticketmaster? Viagogo? Seatwave et al? Just F*ckoff!

Ah, Foo Fighters tickets?

Yes. Was going to be young Enfield's first proper concert. One website I tried wanted £98 per ticket. Swallowing my resentment I input details for 3 tickets, card, address, phone number. They then added nearly £60 on for handling fees but, I thought, F*ck it, this is a one off. Pressed send. Sold Out. C*nts.

It should be illegal. Somehow it isn't!

"Fan to Fan"... Yeah because 5000 'fans' get tickets and sell them on at 3 times the cost 5 minutes after purchase

"I can't go, I forgot I'm at a wedding"

Sell it at cost then you feckin' cretinous w*nker!!

On this note.. I'm getting married on the 11th June.. Take That announced another date for that night. Cue about 15 people buying tickets for it despite receiving a save the date card for the wedding... Well you know who your friends are!

Congratulations. If it's a free bar I'll take up one of the places and be your friend for the day.

Wedding Fwend!!!!

[boltonboris]

Congratulations. If it's a free bar I'll take up one of the places and be your friend for the day.

Wedding Fwend!!!!

By all means come along.. I'll not be there though, I'm going to Take That

[Gary the Enfield]

Congratulations. If it's a free bar I'll take up one of the places and be your friend for the day.

Wedding Fwend!!!!

By all means come along.. I'll not be there though, I'm going to Take That

Now there's taking someone's place, but I didn't expect it to be the groom. Any pictures of my future (illegal) second wife?

[Bruce Rioja]

Congratulations. If it's a free bar I'll take up one of the places and be your friend for the day.

Wedding Fwend!!!!

By all means come along.. I'll not be there though, I'm going to Take That

You mean that Take That aren't actually playing at your wedding?

fecking cheepskate!

[boltonboris]

Congratulations. If it's a free bar I'll take up one of the places and be your friend for the day.

Wedding Fwend!!!!

By all means come along.. I'll not be there though, I'm going to Take That

You mean that Take That aren't actually playing at your wedding?

fecking cheepskate!

We agreed a fee, but Robbie Williams wanted to keep the wedding cake for himself.. Deal breaking fat bastard!

[Bruce Rioja]

Today I'm angry because I'm trying to have a peaceful day-off and next door's burglar alarm has been blasting out for two hours. They're not being burgled, I've checked. I thought the wretched things were meant to turn themselves off after about 30 minutes?

[boltonboris]

Today I'm angry because I'm trying to have a peaceful day-off and next door's burglar alarm has been blasting out for two hours. They're not being burgled, I've checked. I thought the wretched things were meant to turn themselves off after about 30 minutes?

Go in and grab the TV... They were warned afterall!