Keisuke Honda

[Lofthouse Lower]

I am very close to a group of people who are trying to oust that tw*t Gartside and will back the manager.

Keep it up lad. You're cheering me up. Let me guess, you can't reveal their names? Is it the Chuckle Brothers?

[BWFC_Insane]

I am very close to a group of people who are trying to oust that tw*t Gartside and will back the manager.

Of course you are. Don't forget its the orange ones on a Tuesday the white and blue ones you only take once a week!

[BoltonScott]

My consortium will back Owen Coyle. We have deep pockets and will reward him with a large transfer budget.

[Lofthouse Lower]

My consortium will back Owen Coyle. We have deep pockets and will reward him with a large transfer budget.

Short arms though, I expect.

[Dave Sutton's barnet]

Are you the consortium's social-media strategy arm?

[Lofthouse Lower]

Are you the consortium's social-media strategy arm?

I think he's either on day release or they do that care in the community thing and give someone a job

[BWFC_Insane]

Are you the consortium's social-media strategy arm?

No he's their Trawling Web And Typing arm.

[boltonboris]

My consortium will back Owen Coyle. We have deep pockets and will reward him with a large transfer budget.

So you're some Millionair, who's coming onto an internet message board, shouting about transfer targets? If these 'people' are so willing to back Coyle, why would they need him to offload Elmander to sign somebody?

You know what.. I can't even believe I'm entertaining this thread!

[P.O.S.]

Is this a sequel to the Hey Bastards thread?! Are you pilayer or something?!

[Verbal]

Is this a sequel to the Hey Bastards thread?! Are you pilayer or something?!

No joke. This boy will make us sampions lig winner.

[as]

I am very close to a group of people who are trying to oust that tw*t Gartside and will back the manager.

Alreet, Nutty.

How are things?

[BoltonScott]

Just received the following text message from my source at the club - Deal done for January £10m + add ons. Great deal for the club. Coyle has pulled off a masterstroke. Gartside did feck all as usual but will probably claim the credit.

[SonsOfThunder]

Just received the following text message from my source at the club - Deal done for January £10m + add ons. Great deal for the club. Coyle has pulled off a masterstroke. Gartside did feck all as usual but will probably claim the credit.

Let's save this one for posterity, then get it framed alongside Kevin Davies' England shirt.

BTW Honda isn't even that good. The Korean football board that I frequent (and we have a deeply rooted hate for the Japanese) is familiar with their national team and we wouldn't even consider him their best player.



Looks like he could be Holden's long-lost Japanese brother.

[Horza]

Just received the following text message from my source at the club - Deal done for January £10m + add ons. Great deal for the club. Coyle has pulled off a masterstroke. Gartside did feck all as usual but will probably claim the credit.

Let's save this one for posterity, then get it framed alongside Kevin Davies' England shirt.

BTW Honda isn't even that good. The Korean football board that I frequent (and we have a deeply rooted hate for the Japanese) is familiar with their national team and we wouldn't even consider him their best player.



Looks like he could be Holden's long-lost Japanese brother.

I thought it was all peace and love on BigSoccer!

It's January, we're in debt, we need to cut our wage bill and will probably be selling - not really ideal time to spunk out even once we've banked the £150m Sir Nut wangled out of Sheik Mansoor for Jlloyd.

[thebish]

Just received the following text message from my source at the club - Deal done for January £10m + add ons. Great deal for the club. Coyle has pulled off a masterstroke. Gartside did feck all as usual but will probably claim the credit.

where to even begin???

1. why would a deal be "done" in November?
2. We would not sign a player for £10mill plus "add-ons" without Gartside being involved (unless Coyle used his own money?)
3. Since when did we have £10million plus add-ons to spend?
4. Why would anyone be texting that to you?

[Lord Kangana]

Damn those cold-calling texts.

Does the sender have a Nigerian Uncle by any chance, who needs a few quid to help facilitate the deal?

[Verbal]

Just received the following text message from my source at the club - Deal done for January £10m + add ons. Great deal for the club. Coyle has pulled off a masterstroke. Gartside did feck all as usual but will probably claim the credit.

where to even begin???

1. why would a deal be "done" in November?
2. We would not sign a player for £10mill plus "add-ons" without Gartside being involved (unless Coyle used his own money?)
3. Since when did we have £10million plus add-ons to spend?
4. Why would anyone be texting that to you?

[CrazyHorse]

Is Keisuke Honda the new name for Gordons?

[Lofthouse Lower]

Just received the following text message from my source at the club - Deal done for January £10m + add ons. Great deal for the club. Coyle has pulled off a masterstroke. Gartside did feck all as usual but will probably claim the credit.

Let's save this one for posterity, then get it framed alongside Kevin Davies' England shirt.

BTW Honda isn't even that good. The Korean football board that I frequent (and we have a deeply rooted hate for the Japanese) is familiar with their national team and we wouldn't even consider him their best player.

He is that good.

[SonsOfThunder]

Damn those cold-calling texts.

Does the sender have a Nigerian Uncle by any chance, who needs a few quid to help facilitate the deal?

I thought he was a prince? No wonder he hasn't been getting back to me ever since I sent that money order...

He is that good.

He certainly is good, but 10m +add-ons good? And to replace Elmander? I'm not sure.

Oh and by no means do I not rate Honda. I just don't think that he would be a good replacement for Elmander, especially not at the price he would command in relation to what we would get for Elmander.