Stuey Stuey, oh baby, He gotta goal!

WanderingYank · Post by **WanderingYank** » Sun Nov 21, 2010 4:20 am

My first post here. Congratulations on your fine form. Underdogs that we are in football, us yanks love watching our boys play abroad. Naturally I'm glued to the set (tele) for every Bolton match now and am completely enjoying every minute. It's great to see Stuey fitting in so well. He's a good man.

That said I've come up with a chant. I think it's pretty good although not very original. There is even an alternate version for tackles. I tried doing a long version with the full song but my mastery of language and time proved insufficient.

To the tune of Louie Louie by the Kingsman. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wx-8_GI4 ... re=related

Stuey Stuey, oh no
He gotta goal
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah
Stuey Stuey, oh baby
He gotta goal
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah
-repeat-

Or

Stuey Stuey, oh no
He stole the ball
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah
Stuey Stuey, oh baby
He stole the ball
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah
-repeat-

Enjoy Trotters. If anyone thinks they can slap together a long version go for it. The risk being if Stu hears such things he might feel obliged to live up to such a standard.

edit: removed "he's got the ball" line.

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Sun Nov 21, 2010 7:57 am

Be gentle with him, people.

seanworth · Post by **seanworth** » Sun Nov 21, 2010 8:04 am

He has done more than just fit in this season he has been a huge contributor. Welcome to the site.

seanworth · Post by **seanworth** » Sun Nov 21, 2010 8:06 am

Maybe introduce yourself and tell a bit more where you hail from etc in the new members section.

H. Pedersen · Post by **H. Pedersen** » Sun Nov 21, 2010 8:15 am

As a Seattleite I applaud the "Louie Louie" connection.

Mar · Post by **Mar** » Sun Nov 21, 2010 12:16 pm

I think the one about his tackling is probably more apt for Holden's performances as the likes of him and Muamba's tackling ability hasn't gone unnoticed. Woot!

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » Sun Nov 21, 2010 2:16 pm

I prefer this

to the tune of "Kids from America" (Kim Wilde is it? I'm not sure, I just know it from too many eighties discos and GTA Vice city)

He's the kid from America
holden!
he's the kid from America
holden!
Every time he gets the ball they go wild
na na na na na (ad infinitum)

Clearly as my chung yong lee chant went down so well on the terraces, this will be a smash hit.

TKIZ! · Post by **TKIZ!** » Sun Nov 21, 2010 2:27 pm

Hahahha, some scamps round by me yesterday tried to get a new Elmo chant started yesterday to the same tune as that scouse Torres one. That didn't take off either Verbal, I think we're just not that inclined to sing new chants

wovlad · Post by **wovlad** » Sun Nov 21, 2010 2:38 pm

We need some thats for sure, think we only sing about 3 different songs

Worthy4England · Post by **Worthy4England** » Sun Nov 21, 2010 2:43 pm

wovlad wrote:We need some thats for sure, think we only sing about 3 different songs

Clap, clap,
Clap, clap, clap
Johan Elmander.

Can't beat it.

thebish · Post by **thebish** » Sun Nov 21, 2010 2:46 pm

Worthy4England wrote:
wovlad wrote:We need some thats for sure, think we only sing about 3 different songs
Clap, clap,
Clap, clap, clap
Johan Elmander.

Can't beat it.

that's the one!

KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab · Post by **KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab** » Sun Nov 21, 2010 5:20 pm

Worthy4England wrote:
wovlad wrote:We need some thats for sure, think we only sing about 3 different songs
Clap, clap,
Clap, clap, clap
Johan Elmander.

Can't beat it.

(Take it away Barry Manilow)

Elmander
We thought you were a waste of money
But now your goals make us feel a bit funny
And Elmander's becoming a legend
Unlike that shit ginger c*nt called Megson

WanderingYank · Post by **WanderingYank** » Sun Nov 21, 2010 6:56 pm

Mar wrote:I think the one about his tackling is probably more apt for Holden's performances as the likes of him and Muamba's tackling ability hasn't gone unnoticed. Woot!

Indeed. That's why I included it. It could even be used for Muamba although its a bit harder to sing. Looking over it again I think the "He's got the ball" should be changed since he likely wouldn't have the ball by the time that line comes up. I'll get right on that!

as · Post by as » Sun Nov 21, 2010 6:57 pm

Player of the season for us.

He's a haircut away from being a fan favourite.

WanderingYank · Post by **WanderingYank** » Sun Nov 21, 2010 7:07 pm

H. Pedersen wrote:As a Seattleite I applaud the "Louie Louie" connection.

Hah. I wasn't aware The Kingsman were from Portland. I'm surprised I've never heard a Louie Louie chant from Sounders fans. Perhaps they are too enthralled singing Seattle... Sounders... Seattle... Sounders... for.. 90...... minutes...

SonsOfThunder · Post by **SonsOfThunder** » Sun Nov 21, 2010 9:06 pm

Good to have another fellow Yank on board.

Would you say there are many others back in the States that are aware of Holden's rise to stardom?

General Mannerheim · Post by **General Mannerheim** » Sun Nov 21, 2010 9:15 pm

TKIZ! wrote:Hahahha, some scamps round by me yesterday tried to get a new Elmo chant started yesterday to the same tune as that scouse Torres one. That didn't take off either Verbal, I think we're just not that inclined to sing new chants

that one got quite loud at Wolves, i liked it - summat with a bit of a tune for once!

'Hes the kid from America' tho - i do like! and simple enough for all the cockwits to pick up!

kudos.

Worthy4England · Post by **Worthy4England** » Sun Nov 21, 2010 9:29 pm

Spurs got three,
City four,
Bolton Wanderers got one more
With an Elmo, Davo, Chung Yong Lee,
Wanderers are the team for me.

Stock, Aitken, Waterman - move on over.

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Sun Nov 21, 2010 9:30 pm

WanderingYank wrote:My first post here. Congratulations on your fine form. Underdogs that we are in football, us yanks love watching our boys play abroad. Naturally I'm glued to the set (tele) for every Bolton match now and am completely enjoying every minute. It's great to see Stuey fitting in so well. He's a good man.

That said I've come up with a chant. I think it's pretty good although not very original. There is even an alternate version for tackles. I tried doing a long version with the full song but my mastery of language and time proved insufficient.

To the tune of Louie Louie by the Kingsman. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wx-8_GI4 ... re=related

Stuey Stuey, oh no
He gotta goal
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah
Stuey Stuey, oh baby
He gotta goal
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah
-repeat-

Or

Stuey Stuey, oh no
He stole the ball
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah
Stuey Stuey, oh baby
He stole the ball
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah
-repeat-

Enjoy Trotters. If anyone thinks they can slap together a long version go for it. The risk being if Stu hears such things he might feel obliged to live up to such a standard.

edit: removed "he's got the ball" line.

By the way, Holden's Scottish.

bando · Post by **bando** » Sun Nov 21, 2010 11:31 pm

SonsOfThunder wrote:Good to have another fellow Yank on board. Would you say there are many others back in the States that are aware of Holden's rise to stardom?

no