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CAPSLOCK · Post by **CAPSLOCK** » Sat Nov 20, 2010 6:22 pm

He's more like Okocha

Odelay · Post by **Odelay** » Sat Nov 20, 2010 6:44 pm

Got the ball on a string. How the feck does he do it?

CAPSLOCK · Post by **CAPSLOCK** » Sat Nov 20, 2010 6:46 pm

Plays like he's got slippers on

Covered in glue

TKIZ! · Post by **TKIZ!** » Sat Nov 20, 2010 6:47 pm

With a ball of string attached to the ball

Worthy4England · Post by **Worthy4England** » Sat Nov 20, 2010 11:22 pm

Coz he's shit?

And stuff sticks to shit?

Prufrock · Post by **Prufrock** » Sat Nov 20, 2010 11:53 pm

Give him a new, one year, contract!

KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab · Post by **KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab** » Sun Nov 21, 2010 12:33 am

No. He owes everyone for two and a half years of being demoralised every time he went into work by his boss. His rejuvination this season, into a great player who's scored as many goals as almost anyone else in the league and is looking every bit the £10 million/£8.2 million/£12 million striker we bought, is nothing more than a cynical attempt to shaft the club, just as he did before. Therefore he should be forced to lay out a week's wages, in pound notes, and let every Bolton fan that's ever seen him play in the flesh piss on one note each. All the while they're screaming "I HOPE THIS ONE FEEDS YOUR BABY!" as they urinate on his wages. Because he owes us, remember. He owes us. For not fulfilling expectations of people who watch him. His baby doesn't deserve food. Just piss. And old style money.

And then he must do that for the next two and a half years. because he owes us that. His child, by then, should be forced to eat each and every piss-stained pound note one by one. The kid'll be on solids by then. But Daddy owes us. I'm sure the kid'll understand.

Hoboh · Post by **Hoboh** » Sun Nov 21, 2010 12:40 am

KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab wrote:No. He owes everyone for two and a half years of being demoralised every time he went into work by his boss. His rejuvination this season, into a great player who's scored as many goals as almost anyone else in the league and is looking every bit the £10 million/£8.2 million/£12 million striker we bought, is nothing more than a cynical attempt to shaft the club, just as he did before. Therefore he should be forced to lay out a week's wages, in pound notes, and let every Bolton fan that's ever seen him play in the flesh piss on one note each. All the while they're screaming "I HOPE THIS ONE FEEDS YOUR BABY!" as they urinate on his wages. Because he owes us, remember. He owes us. For not fulfilling expectations of people who watch him. His baby doesn't deserve food. Just piss. And old style money.

And then he must do that for the next two and a half years. because he owes us that. His child, by then, should be forced to eat each and every piss-stained pound note one by one. The kid'll be on solids by then. But Daddy owes us. I'm sure the kid'll understand.

He would not have a baby if some of us had got to him for the 21/2 years of missing the barn door matey!!! bit Ironic this form but if it gets us something even I'll half forgive him

KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab · Post by **KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab** » Sun Nov 21, 2010 1:36 am

Hoboh wrote:He would not have a baby if some of us had got to him for the 21/2 years of missing the barn door matey!!! bit Ironic this form but if it gets us something even I'll half forgive him

I agree. Him not kicking a football to the standard of an international footballer deserves his castration. Or murder. Or something horrible. Because he owes us. He deserves his humiliation and the worst kind of torture because he only averaged 3 goals a season when he was being hollered at constantly by his boss.

Riviman · Post by **Riviman** » Sun Nov 21, 2010 8:59 am

KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab wrote:No. He owes everyone for two and a half years of being demoralised every time he went into work by his boss. His rejuvination this season, into a great player who's scored as many goals as almost anyone else in the league and is looking every bit the £10 million/£8.2 million/£12 million striker we bought, is nothing more than a cynical attempt to shaft the club, just as he did before. Therefore he should be forced to lay out a week's wages, in pound notes, and let every Bolton fan that's ever seen him play in the flesh piss on one note each. All the while they're screaming "I HOPE THIS ONE FEEDS YOUR BABY!" as they urinate on his wages. Because he owes us, remember. He owes us. For not fulfilling expectations of people who watch him. His baby doesn't deserve food. Just piss. And old style money.

And then he must do that for the next two and a half years. because he owes us that. His child, by then, should be forced to eat each and every piss-stained pound note one by one. The kid'll be on solids by then. But Daddy owes us. I'm sure the kid'll understand.

Can you still get pound notes????

KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab · Post by **KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab** » Sun Nov 21, 2010 10:07 am

If we can't then we can make them. That'll teach him for not performing to high expectations. He owes us, remember. His baby owes us, as he/she chews on currency dripping in wee wee.

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » Sun Nov 21, 2010 2:19 pm

He isn't okocha.

though his vision at times yesterday beggared belief.

In the build up to Holden's chance, He had it for what seemed like an age and dragged about three defenders to him. I was screaming for him to pass it inside before he got tackled. He then played a delightful back-heel to a now unmarked Taylor on the wing, who whipped it into Holden.

More fool me.

TKIZ! · Post by **TKIZ!** » Sun Nov 21, 2010 2:23 pm

The thing is I hope at the first sign of him having a bad game I hope people don't jump on his back now

Lord Kangana · Post by **Lord Kangana** » Sun Nov 21, 2010 3:41 pm

Amazing what a difference changing your manager does for players.

One might be tempted to say that Coyle must be a super-human coach to have teased this level of consistent performance out of him.

Montreal Wanderer · Post by **Montreal Wanderer** » Sun Nov 21, 2010 3:58 pm

Lord Kangana wrote:Amazing what a difference changing your manager does for players.

One might be tempted to say that Coyle must be a super-human coach to have teased this level of consistent performance out of him.

It couldn't be that someone else was a sub-human coach....

Lord Kangana · Post by **Lord Kangana** » Sun Nov 21, 2010 4:00 pm

Ooh, theres a thought.

as · Post by as » Sun Nov 21, 2010 6:53 pm

If only Owen had bought him and had a full 2 years with him.....

Dave Sutton's barnet · Post by **Dave Sutton's barnet** » Sun Nov 21, 2010 6:56 pm

as wrote:If only Owen had bought him and had a full 2 years with him.....

Maybe he wouldn't have bought him. Just a thought.

as · Post by as » Sun Nov 21, 2010 7:07 pm

Dave Sutton's barnet wrote:
as wrote:If only Owen had bought him and had a full 2 years with him.....
Maybe he wouldn't have bought him. Just a thought.

Wasn't quite what I was geting at.

But with Johan getting stuck in, and Davies going down easily-ish recently, I'd argue that's as big a reason why as to we're doing so well as anything else.

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