Adam Johnston

[Zulus Thousand of em]

... or one I heard only this week referring to a lady of easy accomplishment who was said, by another woman I hasten to add, to have one " ... like a vandalised bus seat".

As 'Ticker' Unsworth, my English teacher always said "imagery must be meaningful and clear."

Two that always make me smile are "... like a wizard's sleeve" and (with apologies Bobo) "... like a clown's pocket"

And, a blast from the past indeed! Ticker Unsworth - what a star!

[KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab]

... or one I heard only this week referring to a lady of easy accomplishment who was said, by another woman I hasten to add, to have one " ... like a vandalised bus seat".

As 'Ticker' Unsworth, my English teacher always said "imagery must be meaningful and clear."

Two that always make me smile are "... like a wizard's sleeve" and (with apologies Bobo) "... like a clown's pocket"

And, a blast from the past indeed! Ticker Unsworth - what a star!

Oh, if we're going down capacious rather than speckled, my favourite is "like a hippo's yawn".

[Bruce Rioja]

As 'Ticker' Unsworth, my English teacher always said "imagery must be meaningful and clear."

Our Jake Kitchen would've had this Ticker Unsworth, anytime. Probably in Bluebell Forest!

[bobo the clown]

As 'Ticker' Unsworth, my English teacher always said "imagery must be meaningful and clear."

Our Jake Kitchen would've had this Ticker Unsworth, anytime. Probably in Bluebell Forest!

Oh, I think not.

Credited by no less than Bury-Dog Millionaire Director Danny Boyle as the man who led him to his 8 Oscars, Frank would own Jake anytime.

Anyway, what sort of fckg name is 'Jake' for a teacher ?

There's only one way to settle this ...... FIGHT !!!!

[CAPSLOCK]

Our Jasper would have 'em all

Cept our Reavey who was a monster

[bettyrasta]

... or one I heard only this week referring to a lady of easy accomplishment who was said, by another woman I hasten to add, to have one " ... like a vandalised bus seat".

As 'Ticker' Unsworth, my English teacher always said "imagery must be meaningful and clear."

Two that always make me smile are "... like a wizard's sleeve" and (with apologies Bobo) "... like a clown's pocket"

And, a blast from the past indeed! Ticker Unsworth - what a star!

I know this is a slight diversion from the topic but, since everyone else is doing it, why was he called 'ticker'? I think I must have known this at one time but it was a long, long time ago...

[TKIZ!]

Plus Bobo I take it that if Mr. Boyle has said that, that you too are also a Thornleigh alumni?

[bobo the clown]

Plus Bobo I take it that if Mr. Boyle has said that, that you too are also a Thornleigh alumni?

Doesn't it show ? Deputy Head Boy, no less.

Oh yes ... & actually in Danny's class for 7 years.

See article called "Bury Dog Millionaire" in the non-football section from Jan 2009.

[bobo the clown]

... or one I heard only this week referring to a lady of easy accomplishment who was said, by another woman I hasten to add, to have one " ... like a vandalised bus seat".As 'Ticker' Unsworth, my English teacher always said "imagery must be meaningful and clear."

Two that always make me smile are "... like a wizard's sleeve" and (with apologies Bobo) "... like a clown's pocket"

And, a blast from the past indeed! Ticker Unsworth - what a star!

I know this is a slight diversion from the topic but, since everyone else is doing it,

why was he called 'ticker'?

I think I must have known this at one time but it was a long, long time ago...

He was called Ticker due to his scam breaking ploy of having homeworks shown to him prior to the class on the topic beginning. He went through "ticking" the pages so you were not able to add to it while the class then followed.

[Tals-biggest-fan]

I'd take Adam on loan in a heartbeat, one of the best young left sided players around at the minute, may not have the same deliever as Matty or a on form petrov, but is extremely fast and can be great given the chance

[Zulus Thousand of em]

Plus Bobo I take it that if Mr. Boyle has said that, that you too are also a Thornleigh alumni?

Doesn't it show ? Deputy Head Boy, no less.

Oh yes ... & actually in Danny's class for 7 years.

See article called "Bury Dog Millionaire" in the non-football section from Jan 2009.

Bobo conveniently forgets another interesting snippet from his days at Thornleigh. He was my bitch for three years!

Zulu - table prefect. Firm, but fair.

[Gary the Enfield]

I lived in the Halcyon days at Thornleigh when, as the last of the grammar intake, I was introduced, in my second year, to the delights of Sixth Form girls running around my school wearing Gym Knickers. They, of course, wore other articles of clothing but they were incidental. Gym Knickers!!!!! I now need a lie down.

[William the White]

Plus Bobo I take it that if Mr. Boyle has said that, that you too are also a Thornleigh alumni?

Doesn't it show ? Deputy Head Boy, no less.

Oh yes ... & actually in Danny's class for 7 years.

See article called "Bury Dog Millionaire" in the non-football section from Jan 2009.

Bobo conveniently forgets another interesting snippet from his days at Thornleigh. He was my bitch for three years!

Zulu - table prefect. Firm, but fair.

Pair of creeps... Deputy creep and table creep...

[bobo the clown]

Plus Bobo I take it that if Mr. Boyle has said that, that you too are also a Thornleigh alumni?

Doesn't it show ? Deputy Head Boy, no less.

Oh yes ... & actually in Danny's class for 7 years.

See article called "Bury Dog Millionaire" in the non-football section from Jan 2009.

Bobo conveniently forgets another interesting snippet from his days at Thornleigh. He was my bitch for three years!

Zulu - table prefect. Firm, but fair.

Pair of creeps... Deputy creep and table creep...

Ah, William ... Gesundheit !!

... & Zulu, not forgotten. Never forgotten. Should I one day develop advanced stage Alzheimer's that will remain as the final intact memory.

I was only saying this to my therapist last Friday, whilst eating my lamb hot-pot and custard.