West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

[Lofthouse Lower]

West Ham dumped holders Manchester United out of the Carling Cup with a stunning victory inspired by Jonathan Spector's first goals in English football.

Spector had never scored during his six seasons in the Barclays Premier League but the USA defender struck twice to end United's unbeaten start to the season.

Further damage was done by Carlton Cole after the interval with the England marksman pouncing twice to bring feeble United crashing back down to earth after their 7-1 drubbing of Blackburn.

Had? Still hasn't!

Pedant

[David Lee's Hair]

We will never hear the f*cking end of this.

They are bottom of the league, but somehow Samuel et al will spank their collective monkies to I'm forever blowing bubbles and contrive to make them poor unfortunates who should be in Bolton's position, because they just should be. And they're a better team. And have better fans. I know you are said you are but what am I.

Its not like I'm sick to the back teeth of this bollox or owt.

The Spammers in the office have already started....

[Lofthouse Lower]

We will never hear the f*cking end of this.

They are bottom of the league, but somehow Samuel et al will spank their collective monkies to I'm forever blowing bubbles and contrive to make them poor unfortunates who should be in Bolton's position, because they just should be. And they're a better team. And have better fans. I know you are said you are but what am I.

Its not like I'm sick to the back teeth of this bollox or owt.

The Spammers in the office have already started....

Just do what I did and print off the league table fifteen times and tape it up at various points around the office

[Gary the Enfield]

Come on boys, credit where it's due. They've beaten the pie-eaters and the Dirty Manc Barstewards within a week. They may just start to become my second team. Wonder if I can get my username changed..........?

[seanworth]

As long as they stay in the bottom three they can do as they like. A win last week was good for them as it keeps Grant in a job for another week.

[ratbert]

Come on boys, credit where it's due. They've beaten the pie-eaters and the Dirty Manc Barstewards within a week. They may just start to become my second team. Wonder if I can get my username changed..........?

You'll be having Zulu go medieval on your ass if you're not careful!

[William the White]

Come on boys, credit where it's due. They've beaten the pie-eaters and the Dirty Manc Barstewards within a week. They may just start to become my second team. Wonder if I can get my username changed..........?

You'll be having Zulu go medieval on your ass if you're not careful!

He'll be all right so long as he doesn't sit on the same dinner table as the arse-licking creep...

[Gary the Enfield]

Come on boys, credit where it's due. They've beaten the pie-eaters and the Dirty Manc Barstewards within a week. They may just start to become my second team. Wonder if I can get my username changed..........?

You'll be having Zulu go medieval on your ass if you're not careful!

He'll be all right so long as he doesn't sit on the same dinner table as the arse-licking creep...

Had to read that twice. I THINK that falls in my favour?

[bobo the clown]

Come on boys, credit where it's due. They've beaten the pie-eaters and the Dirty Manc Barstewards within a week. They may just start to become my second team. Wonder if I can get my username changed..........?

You'll be having Zulu go medieval on your ass if you're not careful!

He'll be all right so long as he doesn't sit on the same dinner table as the arse-licking creep.

Had to read that twice. I THINK that falls in my favour?

mmmmm .... but I'm not sure it falls in mine !!!

[Zulus Thousand of em]

Come on boys, credit where it's due. They've beaten the pie-eaters and the Dirty Manc Barstewards within a week. They may just start to become my second team. Wonder if I can get my username changed..........?

You'll be having Zulu go medieval on your ass if you're not careful!

He'll be all right so long as he doesn't sit on the same dinner table as the arse-licking creep.

Had to read that twice. I THINK that falls in my favour?

mmmmm .... but I'm not sure it falls in mine !!!

I'm guessing that a young Stalinist WtW had an unfortuate experience with a table prick, or dare I say it, a deputy head prick, too.

Quelle surprise! (as they say in Wigan).

[William the White]

I'm guessing that a young Stalinist WtW had an unfortuate experience with a table prick, or dare I say it, a deputy head prick, too.

Never a Stalinist, comrade... Of Russian revolutionaries my favourites were Mikhail Bakunin and Peter Kropotkin.

With significant admiration for Lev Davidovich Bronstein...

[Zulus Thousand of em]

I'm guessing that a young Stalinist WtW had an unfortuate experience with a table prick, or dare I say it, a deputy head prick, too.

Never a Stalinist, comrade... Of Russian revolutionaries my favourites were Mikhail Bakunin and Peter Kropotkin.

With significant admiration for Lev Davidovich Bronstein...

Good old Trotsky eh? 1940 wasn't a good year for him, was it?

[William the White]

I'm guessing that a young Stalinist WtW had an unfortuate experience with a table prick, or dare I say it, a deputy head prick, too.

Never a Stalinist, comrade... Of Russian revolutionaries my favourites were Mikhail Bakunin and Peter Kropotkin.

With significant admiration for Lev Davidovich Bronstein...

Good old Trotsky eh? 1940 wasn't a good year for him, was it?

Indeed... Arguably his best was 1905 and from 1923 onwards they just got worse and worse... A brilliant mind, outstanding writer, but that ain't enough for political success... The ruthlessly mediocre can do it better - like Stalin...

[bobo the clown]

I'm guessing that a young Stalinist WtW had an unfortuate experience with a table prick, or dare I say it, a deputy head prick, too.

Never a Stalinist, comrade... Of Russian revolutionaries my favourites were Mikhail Bakunin and Peter Kropotkin.

With significant admiration for Lev Davidovich Bronstein...

Good old Trotsky eh? 1940 wasn't a good year for him, was it?

Indeed... Arguably his best was 1905 and from 1923 onwards they just got worse and worse... A brilliant mind, outstanding writer, but that ain't enough for political success... The ruthlessly mediocre can do it better - like Stalin...

... though, I hear tell, a milk monitor in his day.

Severe sod though, if you didn't like frozen milk it was curtains.

[thebish]

I'm guessing that a young Stalinist WtW had an unfortuate experience with a table prick, or dare I say it, a deputy head prick, too.

Never a Stalinist, comrade... Of Russian revolutionaries my favourites were Mikhail Bakunin and Peter Kropotkin.

With significant admiration for Lev Davidovich Bronstein...

Good old Trotsky eh? 1940 wasn't a good year for him, was it?

Indeed... Arguably his best was 1905 and from 1923 onwards they just got worse and worse... A brilliant mind, outstanding writer, but that ain't enough for political success... The ruthlessly mediocre can do it better - like Stalin...

... though, I hear tell, a milk monitor in his day.

Severe sod though, if you didn't like frozen milk it was curtains.

what's not to like about ice-cream?

[bobo the clown]

Good old Trotsky eh? 1940 wasn't a good year for him, was it?

Indeed... Arguably his best was 1905 and from 1923 onwards they just got worse and worse... A brilliant mind, outstanding writer, but that ain't enough for political success... The ruthlessly mediocre can do it better - like Stalin...

Ironic though Will. You admiring Trot like that.

Whatever happened to Leon Trotsky?

Was he your Shakespearo ?

Do you have any hero's any more ?

[William the White]

Good old Trotsky eh? 1940 wasn't a good year for him, was it?

Indeed... Arguably his best was 1905 and from 1923 onwards they just got worse and worse... A brilliant mind, outstanding writer, but that ain't enough for political success... The ruthlessly mediocre can do it better - like Stalin...

Ironic though Will. You admiring Trot like that.

Whatever happened to Leon Trotsky?

Was he your Shakespearo ?

Do you have any hero's any more ?

Could you help me disentangle your question, bobo?

Did you mean Leo Tolstoy?

And why is is ironic that I admired Trotsky? In many ways he was admirable.

[thebish]

I believe Bobo has been listening to his old Stranglers 78's, William....

[Bruce Rioja]

I believe Bobo has been listening to his old Stranglers 78's, William....

Ah, but if you play it backwards there's a hidden verse, Bish. (Didn't you know? )

Whatever happened to....

Leo Tolstoy?

He wrote a big book....

And put his back out!

[bobo the clown]

I believe Bobo has been listening to his old Stranglers 78's, William....

Ah, thank you for your help Bish ....
"We Used Our Hands For Guidance, Like The Children Of A Preacher .... Nice 'N' Sleazy Does It "