West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

[Bruce Rioja]

West Ham are among the January suitors for Aston Villa striker John Carew, who they see as a replacement for Carlton Cole. The Hammers are willing to listen to offers for Cole.

[Lord Kangana]

Like a paper round or something?

He'll go to Liverpool if Elmander doesn't btw.

[Prufrock]

Like a paper round or something?

He'll go to Liverpool if Elmander doesn't btw.

That would be amazing. He is utter utter dogshit. Unfortunately I reckon Pool will be allright though.

[bobo the clown]

West Ham are among the January suitors for Aston Villa striker John Carew, who they see as a replacement for Carlton Cole. The Hammers are willing to listen to offers for Cole.

He keeps being quoted as being available for £10m.

It's as if saying it often enough will get it.

Or maybe the ghost of 'Arry still walks the Boleyn Ground.

That said, Ryan Shawcross is being touted as worth £20m in today's rags !!! Is it me ??

[Worthy4England]

West Ham are among the January suitors for Aston Villa striker John Carew, who they see as a replacement for Carlton Cole. The Hammers are willing to listen to offers for Cole.

He keeps being quoted as being available for £10m.

It's as if saying it often enough will get it.

Or maybe the ghost of 'Arry still walks the Boleyn Ground.

That said, Ryan Shawcross is being touted as worth £20m in today's rags !!! Is it me ??

No, it was Ryan Shawcross.

Didn't read anywhere that any Club could swoop for Bobo the Clown for £20m in January.

[Wandering Willy]

West Ham are among the January suitors for Aston Villa striker John Carew, who they see as a replacement for Carlton Cole. The Hammers are willing to listen to offers for Cole.

Indeed so. He achieved new levels of shiteness on Sunday.

[bobo the clown]

West Ham are among the January suitors for Aston Villa striker John Carew, who they see as a replacement for Carlton Cole. The Hammers are willing to listen to offers for Cole.

He keeps being quoted as being available for £10m.

It's as if saying it often enough will get it.

Or maybe the ghost of 'Arry still walks the Boleyn Ground.

That said, Ryan Shawcross is being touted as worth £20m in today's rags !!! Is it me ??

No, it was Ryan Shawcross.

Didn't read anywhere that any Club could swoop for Bobo the Clown for £20m in January

I'm under contract & going no-where until I've run it down & I may then move abroad on a Bosman.

[bobo the clown]

The 4-0 League Cup Wet Spam Reserves win over Stretford Reserves was, despite it all, a good result.

However, to hear on Radio 5-Live commentry that they have produced a range of commemorative mugs seems a bit weird.

[Gravedigger]

Another tonking today by Citeh. Doubt anyone will be making plans to join the 'Ammers as it stands at the mo.

[Gravedigger]

The 4-0 League Cup Wet Spam Reserves win over Stretford Reserves was, despite it all, a good result.

However, to hear on Radio 5-Live commentry that they have produced a range of commemorative mugs seems a bit weird.

Bit of a strange name to give to their first team.

[Lord Kangana]

Seeing as we've beaten them so many times, do we get to keep them?

[thebish]

according to the Bee Bee Cee..

West Ham must win at least one of the relegation-threatened club's next three games or manager Avram Grant will be sacked, BBC Sport understands.

Time is running out for Grant, 55, who has one win in 11 Premier League matches, leaving the club three points adrift at the bottom of the table.

It is understood Sam Allardyce, sacked by Blackburn this week, is being considered as a replacement.

West Ham play Blackburn away on Saturday and Fulham away on Boxing Day.

A source said replacing the Israeli if he fails to meet the terms of the ultimatum would allow the club to make best use of the transfer window, giving the new manager "a chance to make the changes he wanted".

[bobo the clown]

Just about to post the same thing.

I don't rate the bull-frog & dislike his bluster ... & maybe he deserves changing out ... but to give him an ultimatum of "win one of the next 3" is peculiar. To say "so the new manager" has time to make use of the transfer window ??? That clearly suggestd they have that man ("person", sorry Bish) is lined up already.

The money still sits on Allardyce by all accounts.

There would be a split camp that made ours 12m ago seem a happy place.

Bring it on !!

I'm off to read KUMB now.

[bobo the clown]

mind you, the BBC are still re-inventing history ...

Survival specialist Allardyce has an unparalleled track record in digging clubs out of trouble. He took over Rovers when they were 19th in the table and kept them in the Premier League.

???????

Well the Blackburn one and our first season back ..... but "unparalleled track record". It's not like he managed Coventry between 1980-2000 !!

[Harry Genshaw]

Allardyce to West Ham & Megoo to Blackburn and I would be in heaven.

[Lord Kangana]

Allardyce would keep them up. So I hope they win one of their next three games, cos Grant will take them down if he stays.

And the BBC know less than that woman at Blackburn about football. Ian Nolan? Anthony Gardner? Ricky Hunt? They've all played for us, you know, for seasons and seasons.

[CAPSLOCK]

Come on down

[Zulus Thousand of em]

As speculation that Allardyce is going to be appointed as Avram's successor increases the cheeky Cockney sparrers over at KUMB appear to be considering suicide, by and large. If you've forgotten why these muppets should go down in flames this season please consider the following (there's plenty more where it came from too)

West Ham would always be my team that could never change but i am not going to buy a season ticket to watch geezers the size of rugby players kick the ball as far as they can

I f***ing hate team's like Bolton & the last thing i want is for us to end up like them

Down you go then.

[seanworth]

West Ham would look pretty gooding playing their beautiful game in the Championship Division.

[David Lee's Hair]

My boss is a spammer, and on the team christmas do last night was chatting to him about Allardyce ending up there, he would be happier to get relegated than get Sam in... delluded!