Owen Coyle's pre-match voodoo ritual

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Owen Coyle's pre-match voodoo ritual

Post by Lofthouse Lower » Tue Dec 14, 2010 1:07 pm

http://www.101greatgoals.com/videodispl ... n-7845630/
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Re: Owen Coyle's pre-match voodoo ritual

Post by Gary the Enfield » Tue Dec 14, 2010 1:17 pm


Saw this on another site. Bizarre!

Still, if it keeps getting results, he could slaughter virgins on the centre spot for me.
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Re: Owen Coyle's pre-match voodoo ritual

Post by Lofthouse Lower » Tue Dec 14, 2010 1:19 pm

Gary the Enfield wrote:

Saw this on another site. Bizarre!

Still, if it keeps getting results, he could slaughter virgins on the centre spot for me.

What does BWFC Insane have to do with this?
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Re: Owen Coyle's pre-match voodoo ritual

Post by superjohnmcginlay » Tue Dec 14, 2010 1:23 pm

Virgins? In Bolton?
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Re: Owen Coyle's pre-match voodoo ritual

Post by Gravedigger » Tue Dec 14, 2010 1:26 pm

superjohnmcginlay wrote:Virgins? In Bolton?
Probably used ones from Farnworth. 8)
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Re: Owen Coyle's pre-match voodoo ritual

Post by BWFC_Insane » Tue Dec 14, 2010 1:27 pm

East Lower wrote:
Gary the Enfield wrote:

Saw this on another site. Bizarre!

Still, if it keeps getting results, he could slaughter virgins on the centre spot for me.

What does BWFC Insane have to do with this?
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Re: Owen Coyle's pre-match voodoo ritual

Post by Gary the Enfield » Tue Dec 14, 2010 1:32 pm

We believe you Owen. :wink:

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Re: Owen Coyle's pre-match voodoo ritual

Post by keveh » Tue Dec 14, 2010 1:34 pm

What's wrong with that explanation?

Have you never gone to check the quality of your lawn with a spoon?
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Re: Owen Coyle's pre-match voodoo ritual

Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Dec 14, 2010 1:35 pm

Apparently OC tets the turf with a spoon before every game to see what type of studs the players should use.
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Re: Owen Coyle's pre-match voodoo ritual

Post by superjohnmcginlay » Tue Dec 14, 2010 1:40 pm

keveh wrote:What's wrong with that explanation?

Have you never gone to check the quality of your lawn with a spoon?
You're supposed to use keys like Geoff Boycott and Tony Greig.
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Re: Owen Coyle's pre-match voodoo ritual

Post by Montreal Wanderer » Tue Dec 14, 2010 2:04 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:Apparently OC tets the turf with a spoon before every game to see what type of studs the players should use.
This would be more convincing if I hadn't read your sig.
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Re: Owen Coyle's pre-match voodoo ritual

Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Dec 14, 2010 2:10 pm

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TANGODANCER wrote:Apparently OC tets the turf with a spoon before every game to see what type of studs the players should use.
This would be more convincing if I hadn't read your sig.
"Apparently" is a flexible word . Things aren't always as they appear. :wink:
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Re: Owen Coyle's pre-match voodoo ritual

Post by Gary the Enfield » Tue Dec 14, 2010 2:20 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:Apparently OC tets the turf with a spoon before every game to see what type of studs the players should use.

In case they run 5 foot over the line and slip? :mrgreen:
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Re: Owen Coyle's pre-match voodoo ritual

Post by Gary the Enfield » Tue Dec 14, 2010 2:21 pm

keveh wrote:What's wrong with that explanation?

Have you never gone to check the quality of your lawn with a spoon?
Of course! the old 'spoon lawn test'.

Just after I've eaten my soup with a fork.
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Re: Owen Coyle's pre-match voodoo ritual

Post by Lord Kangana » Tue Dec 14, 2010 2:26 pm

Doesn't he plant a penny under the bit of turf? I thought thats what it showed on sunday.
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Re: Owen Coyle's pre-match voodoo ritual

Post by CrazyHorse » Tue Dec 14, 2010 2:42 pm

Lord Kangana wrote:Doesn't he plant a penny under the bit of turf? I thought thats what it showed on sunday.
Aye. Like a scotchman would ever discard a penny like that....
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Re: Owen Coyle's pre-match voodoo ritual

Post by Lord Kangana » Tue Dec 14, 2010 2:44 pm

He probably thinks a money tree will grow.

Big Philly G is on idea no 237 of how to pay Eddie back.
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Re: Owen Coyle's pre-match voodoo ritual

Post by boltonboris » Tue Dec 14, 2010 3:13 pm

Lord Kangana wrote:Doesn't he plant a penny under the bit of turf? I thought thats what it showed on sunday.
T'was what I thought..
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Re: Owen Coyle's pre-match voodoo ritual

Post by Lord Kangana » Tue Dec 14, 2010 3:21 pm

Cockney geezer I watched it with claimed he'd seen it before. Not from Coyle, mind.
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Re: Owen Coyle's pre-match voodoo ritual

Post by Worthy4England » Tue Dec 14, 2010 3:46 pm

I think he's just showing that as well as playing decent football with predominantly the same players, he can do the gardening better than the previous wakner too.
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