West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

[seanworth]

My boss is a spammer, and on the team christmas do last night was chatting to him about Allardyce ending up there, he would be happier to get relegated than get Sam in... delluded!

Then he will end up being a very happy hammer.

[bobo the clown]

West Ham would look pretty gooding playing their beautiful game in the Championship Division.

The really amusing thing .... & to be fair about 30% on the KUMB site DO seem to get this ... is that Wet Spam haven't played 'the Wet Spam way' for about 30 years.

Some even go so far as to admit that it's an aspiration, not a recent fact. Not that this prevents them rejecting Sam's undoubted strenghts.

There are a good number who take a more pragmatic "stay up at all costs, even if all costs means playing ugly" view.

Finally, a smaller number argue that his teams have included Campo, Hierro, JJ, Youri, Rikki G, Stelios, Anelka. Some even understand the value of SKD. No-one mentioned Blessing Kaku or Frank Passi btw.

Anyway, the best outcome would be that they drag their feet and yet STILL do this, but too late. Though going for him & Sam then telling them to go feck themselves would be good too.

[BwfcDan]

Why would Big Sam want to degrade himself by going to Wet Spam?

[H. Pedersen]

Why would Big Sam want to degrade himself by going to Wet Spam?

Could say the same about Newcastle, and yet . . .

[bobo the clown]

Why would Big Sam want to degrade himself by going to Wet Spam?

Could say the same about Newcastle, and yet . . .

... but that was to spend more time with his family which, to be fair, he did after 6 months !!

[William the White]

Why would Big Sam want to degrade himself by going to Wet Spam?

Could say the same about Newcastle, and yet . . .

... but that was to spend more time with his family which, to be fair, he did after 6 months !!

Sometimes the cynic can hit the bull's eye...

[Raven]

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Thought they were skint and wanted all to take pay cuts!

[Gary the Enfield]

http://sport.uk.msn.com/football/news/a ... =155607155

Thought they were skint and wanted all to take pay cuts!

Didn't they offer the same to another striker in the summer? They don't have the money. It's a smokescreen to get someone cheaper. ''We tried for Adebayor but he didn't want to play for us, so we got Carlos Kickabout instead'' type of thing.

[bobo the clown]

I've been reading that they are willing to buy their way out of trouble !!

Haaa, ha, ha. Hope they fckg try.

[H. Pedersen]

Didn't they offer the same to another striker in the summer?

Believe it was Adriano.

[bobo the clown]

Didn't they offer the same to another striker in the summer?

Believe it was Adriano.

I thought it was van Nistelhorse ???

[Zulus Thousand of em]

I do remember them sniffing around Horseface.

[Zulus Thousand of em]

It could get even funnier!

West Ham are planning to make a loan move for Manchester United striker Michael Owen in the January transfer window.
Full story: caughtoffside.com

(I guess it's bollocks though.)

[TKIZ!]

Yup. Fergie has said that Owen will go nowhere in the window

[Lord Kangana]

Yay. Grant gets to stay.

[TKIZ!]

They were offered Adriano and tried to buy Horseface but he didn't want to go

[thebish]

ooh look - West ham are bottom again!

[Gaz Tomorrow]

I'm actually really pleased that they won a game. Now Grant will stay longer and relegation looks even more likely with him in charge. Shame Wolves couldn't beat them.

[boltonboris]

I'm actually really pleased that they won a game. Now Grant will stay longer and relegation looks even more likely with him in charge. Shame Wolves couldn't beat them.

I don't get this...

West Ham have more chance of staying up with Grant, than they do with anybody else in charge.. Look through their 15 or so players with the most appearances. They're absolutely shite. One of the worst squads this league has seen! With the exception of Parker and (on his day) Green. They are mid-championship standard players at best

[seanworth]

I'm actually really pleased that they won a game. Now Grant will stay longer and relegation looks even more likely with him in charge. Shame Wolves couldn't beat them.

I don't get this...

West Ham have more chance of staying up with Grant, than they do with anybody else in charge.. Look through their 15 or so players with the most appearances. They're absolutely shite. One of the worst squads this league has seen! With the exception of Parker and (on his day) Green. They are mid-championship standard players at best

And on his other day which seems to be almost every time I watch him he can almost single handedly lose a game by himself.