with a barge pole!!!

[thebish]

Posh Spice. I know that she isn't an actress but nor is she a singer.

The pouting, boney, alien-looking, talantless, useless c*nt.

maybe not an actress - but she was in a film... "Spice World" - so she certainly qualifies for this thread!

[Worthy4England]

Posh Spice. I know that she isn't an actress but nor is she a singer.

The pouting, boney, alien-looking, talantless, useless c*nt.

Certainly not an actress - but she was in a film... "Spice World" - so she certainly qualifies for this thread!

I've corrected your rather obvious gaffe there Bish.

[General Mannerheim]

can believe the Jim Carey Shout!?

Dumb & Dumber is the greatest film of all time ever in he world full stop! well maybe not quite. But Jimbo is brilliant! not just at pulling silly faces #Eternal Sunshine/Trueman!

[General Mannerheim]

and if were not sticking to actors, id like to nominate that poisonous little leprechaun faggot - Louis Walsh! makes me wanna put my foot thru the screen that bastard!

[Bruce Rioja]

Posh Spice. I know that she isn't an actress but nor is she a singer.

The pouting, boney, alien-looking, talentless, useless c*nt.

You've just twisted this thread to use it to abuse posh spice.

That would be unfair and unjust.....were it not Posh Spice.

Rumbled, Our Kid.

[ratbert]

Simon Cowell; Kerry Katona; Katie Sodding Price.

[bobo the clown]

Louie effing Spence

I'd gladly shoot his f*cking face off. Prick.

There are loads in my head, but they aren't forthcoming at the moment. I shall definitely return though!

Exactly this. "I'll be back" (clue) later with some but, meanwhile, this preening waste of oxygen ! Can anyone explain him to me ?

I assume Patrick Keilty and Lenny Henry are a bit like Shakespeare & the Bible in Desert Island Discs, and are just givens ?

[TANGODANCER]

Brian Cox. Playing a creepy, sleazy type he's perfect. Not playing a creepy/sleazy type he still comes across as one, Royal Shakspeare Company or no. Just can't take to the bloke.

[Gary the Enfield]

Steven Segal

Any of the McGann brother's offerings.

[KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab]

Danny Dyer mentioned on the second post. Well, standards ARE slipping.

Anyway.

- That long haired fop from Coast, somehow making a Scottish accent sound patronising. Great programme shot down by a face I'd smash with a frying pan.
- Piers Morgan. Nuff said.

And Arsenal. Seriously, can't do it anymore. Their fans have spoilt it for me.

[malcd1]

can believe the Jim Carey Shout!?

Dumb & Dumber is the greatest film of all time ever in he world full stop! well maybe not quite. But Jimbo is brilliant! not just at pulling silly faces #Eternal Sunshine/Trueman!

I would definitely have Jim Carey on my Deathwish. And I will throw in John Travolta.

[thebish]

I assume Patrick Keilty and Lenny Henry are a bit like Shakespeare & the Bible in Desert Island Discs, and are just givens ?

indeed!

anyone else exceeding irritated by the BBC's blanket advertising across all networks for this bound-to-be utterly-fecking-irritating "Magic" show that Lenny (most irritating hotel adverts of all time) Henry is currently in?

[boltonboris]

Another shout out for Robin Williams.. He was on Comedy central (yeah, I know.. How ironic) doing a stand up routine.. well i say routine. He just stood there making stupid noises and laughing to himself in a way that only an American audience could be entertained at!

[Little Green Man]

Seeing as I get Lenny Henry for free, I'll add Helen Baxendale to my list. And Christopher Ecclestone (there, I've said it) and the creepy twunt who plays Dev in Corrie.

[bobo the clown]

Some of my “oh yes” ones are taken ; - Louis Walsh, Posh Spice, Kerry Katona, Jordan, Christopher Eccleston (yes Christopher. You’re intense, you are a ‘serious actor’, we know), Piers Morgan ... etc.

So over & above those ...

Davina McCall ... indeed ANYONE who has EVER had anything to do with Big Brother &/or Celebrity Big Brother.

ANYONE who does the ultra delayed “winner/loser” bit in the competition shows. “... and staying with us tonight is .................................................................................................................. “

Claire Sweeney. Nothing to add really.

Ricky Tomlinson, who, despite appearances, is NOT acting in The Royal Family, it’s just him, being there, as himself.

Morrissey. Daffodil-swinging, effete nonce. Eat some meat !

Bruce Forsythe. The today version. He was good in his day, but now, seriously, someone tell him not to do it any more.

Paul McCartney. I acknowledge his role in modern music, I bow to his history, but Paul, you should have quit with ‘Band on the Run’.

John Barrowman. Actually, he’s good. He’s a good actor, he’s a good cabaret man, he seems a lively sort ... but John, yes, you’re gay. We get it ... it’s OK ... you don’t need to tell us 100% of the time.

Trevor McDonald. He just gets up my nose !!

Patrick Stewart .... "an 'actorrrr' " you know.

All & I mean ALL professional Yorkshiremen. (Patrick Stewart again there !)

Oh .... Rafa Benitez. He’s just a prick !!


There are soooooo many more though.

[P.O.S.]

Yeah I'll go for Kerry Katona - making a career out of public breakdowns and public comebacks followed by a public breakdown and repeat, and magazines/TV still throws money at her to perpetuate it. An absolute loser of a person.

Katie Price/Jordan, whatever, for much the same sort of thing - and what grates on me even more is how young girls absolutely idolise her and everything she does, it's a sad indictment on society.

And lasty (till I remember someone else who does my tree in) frigging "Jedward" Even the actual name Jedward makes me feel sick. Im sure theyve heard all the abuse in the world already so I wont bring anything new to the table, but I just hate them.

[thebish]

ant 'n dec, anyone?

[CrazyHorse]

ant 'n dec, anyone?

They're the headline act on my fantasy torture team.

[KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab]

Oh, and Peter Tatchell. I'm sure it's a noble cause, but the moment you get him and his constasneer on board, I can't bear to support it.

[Gary the Enfield]

Alan Green