West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

[spikeykev]

Dioufy linked with West Ham move, step forward KUMB for more insight and hilarity! http://www.kumb.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=128567" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[Lord Kangana]

Gold. And not the type that associates with Sullivan, obviously.

[Worthy4England]

We're (part) owned by porn barons, one of our defenders is up before the beak on a sexual assault charge, and our fans are all racists.

Get Diouff in, with Lee Hughes & Marlon King while we're about it

This one struck me as particularly apt.

[thebish]

We're (part) owned by porn barons, one of our defenders is up before the beak on a sexual assault charge, and our fans are all racists.

Get Diouff in, with Lee Hughes & Marlon King while we're about it

This one struck me as particularly apt.

But I fear that the good ship "Moral High Ground" has long since sailed from West Ham's harbour anyway.

[seanworth]

The best thing about this thread is that it has helped me to identify posters that:

a) I think I'd quite like to have a beer with or go to a game with

and

b) People that are probably unpopular, have few friends, are single, have tiny cocks, play Xbox/Playstation all the time, smell, and only support West Ham cos we are still in the Premiership.

Quite liked this one.

[bobo the clown]

We're (part) owned by porn barons, one of our defenders is up before the beak on a sexual assault charge, and our fans are all racists.

Get Diouff in, with Lee Hughes & Marlon King while we're about it

This one struck me as particularly apt.

But I fear that the good ship "Moral High Ground" has long since sailed from West Ham's harbour anyway.

These guys vye for the "the penny's finally dropped" and "not all Spam fans are totally deluded" prizes, 2011.

The first one forgot to mention that "our General Manager texts our players to rise up against the manager ... & then denies it ... ".

George Graham is clearly up for replacing Grant, eventually. By the way, a quick tip for the Israeli .... don't pop into the Blind Beggar for a swift half any time soon !!

[thebish]

I have a hunch KUMB might be an entertaining read later on....

(not for the General though)

[Bruce Rioja]

"Do not like the idea at all of having England's most passionate supporters having to go to a new stadium where they will be furthest away from the pitch..."

But "England's most passionate supporters (TM)" are the furthest away from the pitch anyway. They tried to move their entire gound backwards to make it bigger. Three-quarters of the way through it and just before they had a chance to finish it by demolishing the chicken run and building something monumental on its site they found themselves being relegated at the hands of some unknown northern monkeys. As such theyve had to re-site the current pitch somewhere inbetween the two sides - ergo: away from both. This is why the floodlights on the roofs of the stands behind the goals are spazzily positioned - they weren't ever meant to be sited there (have a look if you don't believe me).

[boltonboris]

And now they're on the verge of an £8 Million signing of Demba Ba... who failed a medical at an unnamed Italian club and then at Stoke...

[Lord Kangana]

On loan.

[boltonboris]

Heard that they were signing him on a full time basis.. Unless that's the buy option

[Lord Kangana]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/footbal ... 371608.stm" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[David Lee's Hair]

Whenever I'm feeling down I do love having a quick look at KUMB.

[seanworth]

Shame the Dioufy thing doesn't seem to be working out.

[boltonboris]

West Ham have indicated cheaper & free tickets will be made available to schools in an effort to help fill a 60,000-capacity venue should they move in and for this reason Hearn said from the O's point of view, Tottenham getting the stadium was the lesser of two evils.

Masseeeeev club! Best fans in the World

[BwfcDan]

April fools has come early

Holden to Wet Spam

http://www.metro.co.uk/sport/football/8 ... art-holden" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[boltonboris]

April fools has come early

Holden to Wet Spam

http://www.metro.co.uk/sport/football/8 ... art-holden" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Can they afford £10 - £12 Million?

Would he even go there?

The answer to both is 'No'.. He's already at a better and more succesful club.

[Lord Kangana]

If they offered £12m the club would be foolish not to consider it. Doubt they will, because that article is clearly written by a clueless f*cker.

[William the White]

If they offered £12m the club would be foolish not to consider it. Doubt they will, because that article is clearly written by a clueless f*cker.

If they offer 12m he's gone - but they won't unless they are mixing serious hallucinogenics in the West Ham Lucozade...

[Zulus Thousand of em]

Then, like my dreams, they fade and die.