Avoiding the Royal Wedding

[TANGODANCER]

End of day it'll happen. Some will watch, some wont, the TV and newspapers will have a two-day pirahna fest and then it'll all be over till the next one. The world spins on, Bolton Wanderers march on, and the sun also rises.

Fixed that for me and you.

[Wandering Willy]

In a break with tradition, the Royal Couple will honeymoon in Nerja for five nights followed by three nights in Cordoba for the magnificent Festival of the Patios.

[TANGODANCER]

In a break with tradition, the Royal Couple will honeymoon in Nerja for five nights followed by three nights in Cordoba for the magnificent Festival of the Patios.

[ratbert]

I see people are being slagged off here for being anti-royal now.

White Van Man Central at times on here...

[Lord Kangana]

TW brought to you by Mike Porky Parry and..

[a1]

I see people are being slagged off here for being anti-royal now.

White Van Man Central at times on here...

makes a change from the champagners

[Gooner Girl]

seeme like a perfect day to get up and take dog for long walk by the sea somewhere and then lock the door, close the curtains and watch a whole DVD set of one of those series I have been meaning to catch up on - like Boardwalk Empire or summat...

But you sing the national anthem! Thought you'd be glued to the screen hun?!

[Gary the Enfield]

seeme like a perfect day to get up and take dog for long walk by the sea somewhere and then lock the door, close the curtains and watch a whole DVD set of one of those series I have been meaning to catch up on - like Boardwalk Empire or summat...

But you sing the national anthem! Thought you'd be glued to the screen hun?!

It's all a bluff, GG. Underneath the cassock he looks like this:

[thebish]

and Gary's been beneath my cassock many times....

[Wandering Willy]

But you sing the national anthem! Thought you'd be glued to the screen hun?!

[William the White]

In a break with tradition, the Royal Couple will honeymoon in Nerja for five nights followed by three nights in Cordoba for the magnificent Festival of the Patios.

[Gooner Girl]

But you sing the national anthem! Thought you'd be glued to the screen hun?!

I know him outside the forum - he's been a very good friend to me over the past few years.

[TANGODANCER]

In a break with tradition, the Royal Couple will honeymoon in Nerja for five nights followed by three nights in Cordoba for the magnificent Festival of the Patios.

[Gary the Enfield]

and Gary's been beneath my cassock many times....

er......Is that you, Father Brown?

[Bruce Rioja]

At our place they've just given us an extra day apiece so that we can take it whenever the feck we like. Yeay.

[Bijou Bob]

The day of Saint Diana's funeral, I took the bike off up to Devils Bridge. Empty roads and motorways, sun shining, missed the lot. Perfect.

I can feel another great ride out comin on.

[Hoboh]

So why shouldn't his wedding be a national event?

I'd admire them a whole lot more if they just slipped off somewhere for a private wedding and not brought the country to a halt for something that 75% of us probably don't give a dam about.

Because he is part of a tiny parasitic minority of the nation?

Yeah he was involved with Uni's as well!

[Hoboh]

The day of Saint Diana's funeral, I took the bike off up to Devils Bridge. Empty roads and motorways, sun shining, missed the lot. Perfect.

I can feel another great ride out comin on.

What you got?

[Dujon]

Ann Widdecombe?

[Bijou Bob]

I had a 1200 Bandit Hoboh, followed by a Thunderace and a CBRthou. I am as they say, in the market at the mo, but can't make my mind up. My neck's fooked so something that's not gonna make it worse or break my wrists and something that will get me through the M61 traffic in the morning whilst saving me 30 quid a week on petrol and parking. I'm not asking much!

What've you got fella?