Today I'm angry about.....

[bobo the clown]

Buy yourself some blackjacks, chew on about 6 of 'em, and as you walk past his table let out an almighty sneeze/cough thingy, thereby coughing out huge sticky black blob of gunk onto his plate/lap/shoes. Then wander off muttering about pigeon lung or somesuch................

That is excellent advice Blackbeard, thanks.

THEN can I use the fork ??

[TANGODANCER]

You could just try something like:

"Do excuse me old chap, but your constant phlematic table excercises are quite making me feel ill. I'm sure you'd prefer your own dinner inside you than all over your head, so have a good old clear out before meal-times and then we'll all enjoy our meals and there won't be a problem. There's a good chap."

Then light a cigar, ( cheap one of course) blow smoke all over him and stub it out in his dinner. Should get the message over.

[Verbal]

Buy yourself some blackjacks, chew on about 6 of 'em, and as you walk past his table let out an almighty sneeze/cough thingy, thereby coughing out huge sticky black blob of gunk onto his plate/lap/shoes. Then wander off muttering about pigeon lung or somesuch................

That is excellent advice Blackbeard, thanks.

THEN can I use the fork ??

If spitting in his face then forking him is your cup of tea bobo then go ahead.

[bobo the clown]

If spitting in his face then forking him is your cup of tea bobo then go ahead.

You've talked me out of it Verbal.

Phew ! That was a close-run thing.

[superjohnmcginlay]

Sounds like a cocaine problem to me.

Anyway I'm fooked off with February. What a stupid pathetic fooking short arse month. We've just had 4 months of freezing fooking cold and darkness and I've just about fooking had enough. Thinking it's getting a bit better and we might get a bit of fooking warmth. But no February fooking turns up and it's shitty and wet and it's fooking cold again. Just fook off you c*nt of a month.

And I hurt my knee.

[Worthy4England]

People who think Februray is a stupid idea.

February's pay date comes round days in advance of most months.

All months should be no longer than February.

[Lord Kangana]

Its been quite sunny today an all.

[Gary the Enfield]

.....sitting in all day waiting for the TV aeriel bloke to come and tell me what I alraedy know, that the builders failed to install the socket extension properly. Only he turned up at 5.30pm and said ''I can't see anything as it's too dark''

Course it is you dumb focker you were due 4 hours ago!!!!

I've now got to wait 'til Monday. When I'm on holiday and could be out enjoying myself.

Bobo, can I borrow your fork?

[thebish]

.....sitting in all day waiting for the TV aeriel bloke to come and tell me what I alraedy know, that the builders failed to install the socket extension properly. Only he turned up at 5.30pm and said ''I can't see anything as it's too dark''

Course it is you dumb focker you were due 4 hours ago!!!!

I've now got to wait 'til Monday. When I'm on holiday and could be out enjoying myself.

Bobo, can I borrow your fork?

better reception with a coat-hanger than a fork...

[Verbal]

.....sitting in all day waiting for the TV aeriel bloke to come and tell me what I alraedy know, that the builders failed to install the socket extension properly. Only he turned up at 5.30pm and said ''I can't see anything as it's too dark''

Course it is you dumb focker you were due 4 hours ago!!!!

I've now got to wait 'til Monday. When I'm on holiday and could be out enjoying myself.

Bobo, can I borrow your fork?

better reception with a coat-hanger than a fork...

It's not that, he's trying to tune it...

*gets coat*

[Gary the Enfield]

.....sitting in all day waiting for the TV aeriel bloke to come and tell me what I alraedy know, that the builders failed to install the socket extension properly. Only he turned up at 5.30pm and said ''I can't see anything as it's too dark''

Course it is you dumb focker you were due 4 hours ago!!!!

I've now got to wait 'til Monday. When I'm on holiday and could be out enjoying myself.

Bobo, can I borrow your fork?

better reception with a coat-hanger than a fork...

It's not that, he's trying to tune it...

*gets coat*

[Worthy4England]

TV Scheduling.

It's FA cup 5th round weekend and what we have on ITV is an FA Cup 4th round replay, and if memory serves, we saw (or at least it was on TV) the original game too.

[TANGODANCER]

TV Scheduling.

It's FA cup 5th round weekend and what we have on ITV is an FA Cup 4th round replay, and if memory serves, we saw (or at least it was on TV) the original game too.

Would you really deny the nation the privelege of seeing the mighty City look like a good team against Notts, when opposed to an equal struggle between Bolton and anybody else? Come on now, priorities please Worthy.

[bobo the clown]

.....sitting in all day waiting for the TV aeriel bloke to come and tell me what I alraedy know, that the builders failed to install the socket extension properly. Only he turned up at 5.30pm and said ''I can't see anything as it's too dark''

Course it is you dumb focker you were due 4 hours ago!!!!

I've now got to wait 'til Monday. When I'm on holiday and could be out enjoying myself.

Bobo, can I borrow your fork?

Be my guest .... choose from these



pssst ... don't tell verbal, he gets a bit worked up about it.

[Gravedigger]

.....sitting in all day waiting for the TV aeriel bloke to come and tell me what I alraedy know, that the builders failed to install the socket extension properly. Only he turned up at 5.30pm and said ''I can't see anything as it's too dark''

Course it is you dumb focker you were due 4 hours ago!!!!

I've now got to wait 'til Monday. When I'm on holiday and could be out enjoying myself.

Bobo, can I borrow your fork?

Be my guest .... choose from these



pssst ... don't tell verbal, he gets a bit worked up about it.

He's be better off getting a dish.

[Bruce Rioja]

Let me add a little background to my anger here; I have absolutely no time whatsover for Top Gear and I've even less for its tedious devotees. As such, it annoys me to feck to hear people credit the line "And on that bombshell" to the talentless, fuzzy-haired 4uckwit Jeremy Clarkson when it's a line that he's lifted from Steve Coogan's original Alan Partridge - Knowing Me, Knowing You.

[thebish]

Let me add a little background to my anger here; I have absolutely no time whatsover for Top Gear and I've even less for its tedious devotees. As such, it annoys me to feck to hear people credit the line "And on that bombshell" to the talentless, fuzzy-haired 4uckwit Jeremy Clarkson when it's a line that he's lifted from Steve Coogan's original Alan Partridge - Knowing Me, Knowing You.

ahaaaaaaa!!!

[Bruce Rioja]

[Hoboh]

You could just try something like:

"Do excuse me old chap, but your constant phlematic table excercises are quite making me feel ill. I'm sure you'd prefer your own dinner inside you than all over your head, so have a good old clear out before meal-times and then we'll all enjoy our meals and there won't be a problem. There's a good chap."

Then light a cigar, ( cheap one of course) blow smoke all over him and stub it out in his dinner. Should get the message over.

or

buy an Uzi whip it out and suggest one more sniff and you'll waste him!

[Hoboh]

Let me add a little background to my anger here; I have absolutely no time whatsover for Top Gear and I've even less for its tedious devotees. As such, it annoys me to feck to hear people credit the line "And on that bombshell" to the talentless, fuzzy-haired 4uckwit Jeremy Clarkson when it's a line that he's lifted from Steve Coogan's original Alan Partridge - Knowing Me, Knowing You.

HEATHEN