MY FANTASY

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MY FANTASY

Post by plymouth wanderer » Wed Mar 16, 2011 5:38 pm

TEAM
right me and a m8 was having a think today about footy players with funny names and tried to come up with a starting a 11 and subs
this is wat we came up with there was so many so i writ them down

MANAGER ARSENE WINGER

4-3-3
SEAMAN
(SHITTU) (DICKS) (FECKS) (FANNI)

(ARS BANDEET) (KILLKENNY) (MUZZY IZZET)

(KUYT) (DICKOV) (KUNTZ)

SUBS
GROBBELAR
PRATLEY
BLIND
FRITZ FUCHS
JELLYMAN
MINGE
SAVAGE
OVERMARS
SNODGRASS
BENT
BENTDER
JOHAN DE COCK
JOHNNY MOUSTACHE
SPEED

CAN ANYONE ELSE COME UP WITH A FEW OTHERS
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Post by plymouth wanderer » Wed Mar 16, 2011 5:45 pm

plymouth wanderer wrote:TEAM
right me and a m8 was having a think today about footy players with funny names and tried to come up with a starting a 11 and subs
this is wat we came up with there was so many so i writ them down

MANAGER ARSENE WINGER

4-3-3
SEAMAN
(SHITTU) (DICKS) (FECKS) (FANNI)

(ARS BANDEET) (KILLKENNY) (MUZZY IZZET)

(KUYT) (DICKOV) (KUNTZ)

SUBS
GROBBELAR
PRATLEY
BLIND
FRITZ FUCHS
JELLYMAN
MINGE
SAVAGE
OVERMARS
SNODGRASS
BENT
BENTDER
JOHAN DE COCK
JOHNNY MOUSTACHE
SPEED

CAN ANYONE ELSE COME UP WITH A FEW OTHERS
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Re: MY FANTASY

Post by martin1877coywm » Wed Mar 16, 2011 10:48 pm

nice list there lol
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Post by William the White » Wed Mar 16, 2011 11:55 pm

So, pw... Did the time seem to pass slowly or quickly while you were doing this with your mate?
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Post by midnitefooty » Thu Mar 17, 2011 1:05 am

How'd you miss Dong, the wonderkid from China?
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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Thu Mar 17, 2011 6:15 am

There's got to be a place for Danny Invincible.
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Post by CrazyHorse » Thu Mar 17, 2011 8:18 am

Didn't Portsmouth once have a winger called Throbbin Vulva?
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Post by Gary the Enfield » Thu Mar 17, 2011 9:16 am

CrazyHorse wrote:Didn't Portsmouth once have a winger called Throbbin Vulva?

A common mistake. That was the car he drove. I believe the name you're after is their star Japanese right midfielder, Ichi Fani.
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Post by thebish » Thu Mar 17, 2011 9:29 am

you forgot...

Scratczh Miarse - from Bayern Munich
Fielmar Willie - from Aberdeen
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Post by Fresh » Thu Mar 17, 2011 10:34 am

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christ_Bongo" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Goodwillie" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; <-- Actually not a bad player :P
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Post by Lofthouse Lower » Thu Mar 17, 2011 11:00 am

jessica alba and connie neilsen getting it on

oh yes 8)
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Post by newcarsmell » Thu Mar 17, 2011 1:40 pm

Bernt Haas?
Wouldn't get in the side.. but usefull as a bench warmer
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Post by boltonboris » Thu Mar 17, 2011 3:35 pm

newcarsmell wrote:Bernt Haas?
Wouldn't get in the side.. but usefull as a bench warmer
8)
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Post by bobo the clown » Thu Mar 17, 2011 4:29 pm

well, there was the true, Premiership, back four at Charlton about 8 years ago ;

Young ------ Fish ----- Costa ---- Fortune
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Post by thebish » Thu Mar 17, 2011 4:33 pm

the batsman's Holding the bowler's Willy...
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Post by Lord Kangana » Thu Mar 17, 2011 4:37 pm

I'm still speechless that he's concotted this with the help of the busiest arterial route in Sctoland.

Kind of puts Verbal's piss poor efforts with a large French airport in the shade, really.
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Post by bobo the clown » Thu Mar 17, 2011 4:53 pm

Lord Kangana wrote:I'm still speechless that he's concotted this with the help of the busiest arterial route in Sctoland.

Kind of puts Verbal's piss poor efforts with a large French airport in the shade, really.
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