TKIZ's impossibly brilliant all new Transfer Rumours thread

[TKIZ!]

Me either, Okocha was proper rubbish in his first three or four games till he got used to the pace. Just think we should give Alonso the benefit of the doubt

[CAPSLOCK]

Alonso isn't that bad, is he?

Judging from yesterday he reminded me of a poor mans Jimmy Phillips and thats saying sommat!

Don't see the ability meself. Doesn't look great with the ball at feet.

Falls over a lot. As soon as someone runs at him you start sweating because its fairly inevitable he'll be beaten. He lacks pace.

In fact all the things you'd expect from a Spanish full back, pacy, good with the ball, good attacker etc are missing.

Aye, let's hang him for not being INSTANTLY BRILLIANT

What exactly do you see in him that suggests he's ever going to be brilliant?

He's got a foreign name

I've so far seen no redeeming features

If he could run fast, at least that'd be a start

He just doesn't look like a full back

But, we'll see

I guess he's got til the end of next season to do something

[CAPSLOCK]

Oh aye, and judging a young full back playing behind that prima donna is not something I'd want to do

[TKIZ!]

http://www.talksport.co.uk/sports-news/ ... nd-west-ha" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;?

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528, ... 17,00.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;?

Linked with two today

[Little Green Man]

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528, ... 17,00.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;?

Humphrey had a good game at the weekend, perhaps fueling the speculation.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/scotland/9445437.stm

Note there are scenes of mild pensioner rage in these highlights.

[Debo]

Real Madrid have opened the door for midfielder Pablo Sarabia to leave on loan in the summer and Bolton are understood to be keen on doing a deal.
Full story: talksport

AZ Alkmaar striker Kolbeinn Sigthorsson is the subject of a four-way Premier League chase with Bolton, Sunderland, West Ham and Everton all lining up bids for the prolific Iceland international.
Full story: talksport

Never heard of either of them - ayone elese?

[Lofthouse Lower]

Sarabia is shit-hot on Football Manager

[HMX]

That source is approved. We want Sarabia!

[plymouth wanderer]

Sarabia is shit-hot on Football Manager

fecking right just tryed to buy he's gone to arsenal cnut

[TKIZ!]

All hail the knowledge of Champ Manager!

[jaffka]

why did we never sign Tommy Svindal Laursen?

[TKIZ!]

I'm more concerned we never signed either Maxim Tsigalko or Tonton Zola Moukoko

[ohjimmyjimmy]

Sarabia is shit-hot on Football Manager

fecking right just tryed to buy he's gone to arsenal cnut

I like the fact that he's a cnut for being a 2 dimensional computer simulation who has completed a ficitonal move to arsenal

[Lofthouse Lower]

I've never forgiven Alan Thompson for trying to engineer a move to Blackburn on CM9798

[malcd1]

Bolton, along as every bugger else, are being linked with Axel Witsel, according to Sport.com.

http://www.sport.co.uk/news/Football/52 ... eted_.aspx" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

AC Milan have joined a host of Premier League sides in the hunt for Standard Liege midfielder Axel Witsel. The 22-year-old Belgian international was last week linked with a staggering eight English clubs including Manchester United, Arsenal, Liverpool, Manchester City, Chelsea, Everton, Newcastle United, and Bolton Wanderers, while Barcelona and Real Madrid have also been credited with an interest.

If the name rings a bell, he was suspended for 8 games for this tackle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WnLwuZ ... re=related" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[Lofthouse Lower]

Shit hot on Football Man.....oh

[ohjimmyjimmy]

If the name rings a bell, he was suspended for 8 games for this tackle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WnLwuZ ... re=related" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

So, could we nickname him 'Axel Fouly' ?

[malcd1]

If the name rings a bell, he was suspended for 8 games for this tackle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WnLwuZ ... re=related" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

So, could we nickname him 'Axel Fouly' ?

Booooooooo! Get off!

[ohjimmyjimmy]

I know, it was a cop out...but i've no axe(l) to grind with you

[TKIZ!]

Cahill to Citeh massif reported yesterday and today in various rags