The real reason I want to be in the final...

[Lord Kangana]

So anyway, no disrespect to Stoke or owt, but its that filthy shower from down the road.....again....

We're in Hemel overnight before the game, enjoying a few scoops in the pub, waiting for a few of our Citeh mates who've been to a game. Surprise, surprise, all the Yernited ones dropped out....

So we're drinking away, our mates walk in, obviously them being really buoyant and happy. Bit of banter, few hugs, "well done, its about time" kind of stuff. Its all good.

Then me dad (merrily well oiled) goes up to the bar, sees a couple of the red shite there, says hard lines etc. He turns round and says (no word of a lie) "Bolton lads eh? I hope you lot get f*cking battered tommorrow, hanging around with Blue Scum like that".

So I steps in and says "Come on mate, you've still got the Champions League and Prem to be going at". He replies "Thats not enough, its never enough."

I just told him to f*ck off. What a shower of shit that lot really are. I've already informed my Citeh mates that if they ever talk like that in my presence, I'll disown them. We narrowly avoided the fight.

United Fans. Still Cnuts. Still.

[libreg]

Just one question. What did you expect from united fans? Honestly. They are shit no matter what part of the planet they reside in.

[tripod]

So anyway, no disrespect to Stoke or owt, but its that filthy shower from down the road.....again....

We're in Hemel overnight before the game, enjoying a few scoops in the pub, waiting for a few of our Citeh mates who've been to a game. Surprise, surprise, all the Yernited ones dropped out....

So we're drinking away, our mates walk in, obviously them being really buoyant and happy. Bit of banter, few hugs, "well done, its about time" kind of stuff. Its all good.

Then me dad (merrily well oiled) goes up to the bar, sees a couple of the red shite there, says hard lines etc. He turns round and says (no word of a lie) "Bolton lads eh? I hope you lot get f*cking battered tommorrow, hanging around with Blue Scum like that".

So I steps in and says "Come on mate, you've still got the Champions League and Prem to be going at". He replies "Thats not enough, its never enough."

I just told him to f*ck off. What a shower of shit that lot really are. I've already informed my Citeh mates that if they ever talk like that in my presence, I'll disown them. We narrowly avoided the fight.

United Fans. Still Cnuts. Still.

Not surprising, they've always been arrogant cnuts. I hate everything to do with that club. Apart from Sir Malcolm Glazer and family that is

[Lord Kangana]

God is clealry a yernited fan.

[TANGODANCER]

God is clealry a yernited fan.

He's always shown wearing White. City maybe.