Avoiding the Royal Wedding

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Re: Avoiding the Royal Wedding

Post by Raven » Thu Mar 31, 2011 12:15 pm

I tried that and got told no!
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Re: Avoiding the Royal Wedding

Post by a1 » Mon Apr 18, 2011 12:41 pm

this Freeview HD advert for the wedding includes a brass band version of [detroit techno uber-classic cornerstone] rhythim is rhythim's 'Strings of Life'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KInvdKF5-0Y" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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Re: Avoiding the Royal Wedding

Post by Raven » Mon Apr 18, 2011 12:45 pm

Oi I'm still trying to avoid the bloody thing.
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Re: Avoiding the Royal Wedding

Post by a1 » Mon Apr 18, 2011 12:48 pm

Raven wrote:Oi I'm still trying to avoid the bloody thing.
its worth it just for that

heres the original

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiCEGXGm-z0" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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Re: Avoiding the Royal Wedding

Post by keveh » Mon Apr 18, 2011 1:14 pm

We don't get the day off at work, but I've taken a half day because my mates having a BBQ.

Best of both worlds, don't have to watch any of the crap but still get to eat afterwards :D
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Re: Avoiding the Royal Wedding

Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Apr 18, 2011 10:33 pm

Well, I'm off from Good Friday until the Sunday before the 'big day', for which I'll be returning to work so as to avoid the bloody thing and will spend the extra day off later in the year, when the Open's on, something like that.
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Re: Avoiding the Royal Wedding

Post by Prufrock » Mon Apr 18, 2011 10:40 pm

Thursday to gay Paris. Friday spent drinking and bliss. Sunday nice May Day parade, presumably, being in France, involving tear gas. Home Tuesday. Long weekend, nice weather would be ace.
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Re: Avoiding the Royal Wedding

Post by Verbal » Mon Apr 18, 2011 10:41 pm

Edinburgh i think.
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Re: Avoiding the Royal Wedding

Post by Lord Kangana » Tue Apr 19, 2011 12:50 am

I will be working.

And seeing as I'm in charge, radio silence will be maintained.

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Post by Gary the Enfield » Tue Apr 19, 2011 8:05 am

Prufrock wrote:Thursday to gay Paris. Friday spent drinking and bliss. Sunday nice May Day parade, presumably, being in France, involving tear gas. Home Tuesday. Long weekend, nice weather would be ace.

Don't forget to pack the dressing gown Pru! :wink:

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Re: Avoiding the Royal Wedding

Post by LiOC » Thu Apr 21, 2011 3:35 am

Got a date with a crate of beer and a DVD fest that day, while the other half's off at her Parent's down south for a celebration.

Anyone know if Bolton's still being as republican as it was a few weeks ago? Only 4 (I think) applications for street parties. :)

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Re: Avoiding the Royal Wedding

Post by Gary the Enfield » Thu Apr 21, 2011 8:24 am

I shall be in Central London amongst the crowds.

I've got a gig as a runner for a professional photographer in case his GPS fails. It involves getting an SD card from his position back to their offices in Kings Cross by the quickest means. In this case that would be me, in my vest and shorts. Look out for me overtaking the Royal Carriage looking like a late finisher for the marathon. :mrgreen:

Oh, and £50 plus expenses for 3 hours work. Get in!

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Re: Avoiding the Royal Wedding

Post by superjohnmcginlay » Thu Apr 21, 2011 11:15 am

LiOC wrote:Got a date with a crate of beer and a DVD fest that day, while the other half's off at her Parent's down south for a celebration.

Anyone know if Bolton's still being as republican as it was a few weeks ago? Only 4 (I think) applications for street parties. :)
That's probably down to can't be arsedness rather than republicanism.

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Re: Avoiding the Royal Wedding

Post by thebish » Thu Apr 21, 2011 11:18 am

Gary the Enfield wrote:I shall be in Central London amongst the crowds.

I've got a gig as a runner for a professional photographer in case his GPS fails. It involves getting an SD card from his position back to their offices in Kings Cross by the quickest means. In this case that would be me, in my vest and shorts. Look out for me overtaking the Royal Carriage looking like a late finisher for the marathon. :mrgreen:

Oh, and £50 plus expenses for 3 hours work. Get in!

cool gig!

what a temptation! on your way to Kings Cross - call off at an internet cafe - email them to me - I'll run them through photoshop - and they'll have a real scoop! :wink:

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Re: Avoiding the Royal Wedding

Post by Lofthouse Lower » Thu Apr 21, 2011 11:18 am

I have barely given it any thought, but it think it boils down as follows, for me:

Nice weather = won't watch
Shit weather = might do

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Re: Avoiding the Royal Wedding

Post by superjohnmcginlay » Thu Apr 21, 2011 11:21 am

Nice weather - sit outside pub.
Shit weather - sit inside pub.

Is my thinking.

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Re: Avoiding the Royal Wedding

Post by Gary the Enfield » Thu Apr 21, 2011 11:36 am

thebish wrote:
Gary the Enfield wrote:I shall be in Central London amongst the crowds.

I've got a gig as a runner for a professional photographer in case his GPS fails. It involves getting an SD card from his position back to their offices in Kings Cross by the quickest means. In this case that would be me, in my vest and shorts. Look out for me overtaking the Royal Carriage looking like a late finisher for the marathon. :mrgreen:

Oh, and £50 plus expenses for 3 hours work. Get in!

cool gig!

what a temptation! on your way to Kings Cross - call off at an internet cafe - email them to me - I'll run them through photoshop - and they'll have a real scoop! :wink:

I'll give that some thought. Erm, no! :lol:

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Re: Avoiding the Royal Wedding

Post by CrazyHorse » Thu Apr 21, 2011 12:28 pm

superjohnmcginlay wrote:Nice weather - sit outside pub.
Shit weather - sit inside pub.

Is my thinking.
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Re: Avoiding the Royal Wedding

Post by clapton is god » Thu Apr 21, 2011 12:55 pm

Alternative Royal Wedding from T-Mobile.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kav0FEhtLug" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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Re: Avoiding the Royal Wedding

Post by aberwhite » Thu Apr 21, 2011 4:26 pm

Avoided the last wedding by going to Whitby for the day. Methinks will repeat.
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