Teenage angst....

[Lord Kangana]

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[Gooner Girl]

Had you said that the lad was 14 then I'd have had some sympathy, but he's 20 FFS. Seriously, and I know that you won't appreciate me saying this, but I think that he's actually angling for a sympathy shag off of you if he's coming out with all that guff!

indeed he is....

(I've told you before, you're so naive hun!)

I'm 10 years older then him bish! To a 20 year old that's positively ancient! Plus he's asking my advice on a girl he fancies, would hardly do that if he fancied me would he you numpty?!

never heard of Mrs Robinson??? (and you're quite a fit Mrs Robinson!!)

Errr, there's a song? Is that what you mean? (and I haven't watched starwars either so clearly haven't lived...)

[thebish]

Had you said that the lad was 14 then I'd have had some sympathy, but he's 20 FFS. Seriously, and I know that you won't appreciate me saying this, but I think that he's actually angling for a sympathy shag off of you if he's coming out with all that guff!

indeed he is....

(I've told you before, you're so naive hun!)

I'm 10 years older then him bish! To a 20 year old that's positively ancient! Plus he's asking my advice on a girl he fancies, would hardly do that if he fancied me would he you numpty?!

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never heard of Mrs Robinson??? (and you're quite a fit Mrs Robinson!!)

Errr, there's a song? Is that what you mean? (and I haven't watched starwars either so clearly haven't lived...)

(sigh - trying to explain the world to people who are too young to understand cultural references!!)

a common young man's fantasy that a fit older woman will give him the benefit of all her "experience"...

(later in life this gives way to the fantasy that a younger woman will give him the benefit of her youthful firmness!)

[Gooner Girl]

(later in life this gives way to the fantasy that a younger woman will give him the benefit of her youthful firmness!)

Ahhh, is that where you are now then Bish? Amy Pond in her hotpants?

[Prufrock]

Yeah, age is a percentage thing. 15 at twenty. Have 999 on s(peado) dial .

[Verbal]

A list of options..

1) Link him to this thread.

2) Tell him to man the hell up, go out and drink irresponsibly and get carted home by his mates at 3 in the morning.

3) Get one of his mates to tell him to man the hell up, drink irresponsibly and get carted home by friends at 3am.

Though yeah, can sympathise with him. At his age I was an angst-ridden mophead listening to far too much Smiths and writing *cringe* poems and lyrics with REAL MEANING, failing with every attempt to get with a member of the opposite sex. Apart from the whole chasing girls who are still at secondary school thing.

[Hoboh]

Haaaaa the bosses daughter thing! Too many fantasy stories that young lads been reading it'll be the bosses wife next (Or better still, both).

Sympathise with him but there ain't no "cure" most males lust after the "unreachable" ones then you find later on they only like pound notes and a fat bank account to pay the personal trainer they then lust after

[bobo the clown]

Less you, but you are so wrong

Had you said that the lad was 14 then I'd have had some sympathy, but he's 20 FFS. Seriously, and I know that you won't appreciate me saying this, but I think that he's actually angling for a sympathy shag off of you if he's coming out with all that guff!

indeed he is....

(I've told you before, you're so naive hun!)

I'm 10 years older then him bish! To a 20 year old that's positively ancient! Plus he's asking my advice on a girl he fancies, would hardly do that if he fancied me would he you numpty?!

bless you, but you are soooo bloody wrong there.

He may not have set out with that intent but it'll be there by now ... Or very soon at least. Extracate yourself now.

Then there's the age thing. B-hell, imagine being her father.

Thirdly the fact that he's "punching above his weight" with this 15 or 16 year old. That's not just in looks & money, but maturity (despite her age). He's obviously not up to this, needs to get himself a girl neaarer his age and intelect.

... Or drink. Drink & drugs. They may help.

Now STOP trying to help him. His immaturity will v soon have him feel warmly (yuk) about a woman who's listening him, taking him seriously and showing care for him.

[BWFC_Insane]

If he's 20 and he's struggling to gain the interest of a 15 year old then I suggest he has huge problems.

Either he's ugly as sin or a bit simple or both.

[thebish]

(later in life this gives way to the fantasy that a younger woman will give him the benefit of her youthful firmness!)

Ahhh, is that where you are now then Bish? Amy Pond in her hotpants?

Alas GG, she has rejected my advances - she seems quite cool towards me - she won't answer my calls... I'm heartbroken and confused...

I was wondering if I might come round late one evening - one when MrGG is out perhaps - and you can advise me.. I really am feeling very low and confused and don't know where to turn - you're the only one who will understand and I think I need some sympathetic company right now... (perhaps you could wear those hotpants?)

[Gooner Girl]

(later in life this gives way to the fantasy that a younger woman will give him the benefit of her youthful firmness!)

Ahhh, is that where you are now then Bish? Amy Pond in her hotpants?

Alas GG, she has rejected my advances - she seems quite cool towards me - she won't answer my calls... I'm heartbroken and confused...

I was wondering if I might come round late one evening - one when MrGG is out perhaps - and you can advise me.. I really am feeling very low and confused and don't know where to turn - you're the only one who will understand and I think I need some sympathetic company right now... (perhaps you could wear those hotpants?)

Wear hotpants and have you imagining i'm really Amy Pond?! As irresistable as you are Bish, you should know by now most ladies don't want to be anyones second best!

I hear the CAB are very helpful - you could try them!

[Gooner Girl]

If he's 20 and he's struggling to gain the interest of a 15 year old then I suggest he has huge problems.

Either he's ugly as sin or a bit simple or both.

He's a spurs fan - i think thats his problem

[Gooner Girl]

bless you, but you are soooo bloody wrong there.

He may not have set out with that intent but it'll be there by now ... Or very soon at least. Extracate yourself now.

Then there's the age thing. B-hell, imagine being her father.

Thirdly the fact that he's "punching above his weight" with this 15 or 16 year old. That's not just in looks & money, but maturity (despite her age). He's obviously not up to this, needs to get himself a girl neaarer his age and intelect.

... Or drink. Drink & drugs. They may help.

Now STOP trying to help him. His immaturity will v soon have him feel warmly (yuk) about a woman who's listening him, taking him seriously and showing care for him.

I think you're all far too suspicious over his intentions but theres some good advice in there amongst the slightly less helpful bits. If i speak to him again i will tell him to give up and find someone else, plenty more fish in the sea etc. (poor lad, can't help but feel sorry for him, unrequited love is painful!)

[Lord Kangana]

You're saving him a prison beating and social stigma, so think of it as a cruel to be kind moment.

[Gooner Girl]

You're saving him a prison beating and social stigma, so think of it as a cruel to be kind moment.

She might be 16 already if shes halfway through year 11 but you have a point! The age thing never occured to me when he was telling me about it (am i getting so old that i just lump anyone younger then me into the same 'young people' age bracket? Worrying...)

[thebish]

I think you're all far too suspicious over his intentions...

I'll let you into a secret... you know how women generally believe that men are simple one-track beings as opposed to the fiendishly complex and devious woman?

well... it's not really true! but it can sometimes suit men to allow women to keep believing that they are not capable of such multi-levelled complex deviousness...

(and - you'd never lose out in a contest with Amy Pond)

[Lord Kangana]

Case in point.

[thebish]

Case in point.

I don't know what you mean!!

[Bruce Rioja]

Had you said that the lad was 14 then I'd have had some sympathy, but he's 20 FFS. Seriously, and I know that you won't appreciate me saying this, but I think that he's actually angling for a sympathy shag off of you if he's coming out with all that guff!

i very much doubt he wants a sympathy shag! For a start i'm 30, 10 years older then him, so he's hardly gonna fancy me is he! Secondly, i'm pretty sure he knows i am married and thirdly hes a spurs fan!

Astonishing naivety there, if I might be so bold.

[Lofthouse Lower]

He sounds gay.