West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by boltonboris » Tue May 17, 2011 5:05 pm

thebish wrote:so - to sum up...

would this be a story about a footballer who refused to give an autograph because he couldn't be arsed - which actually turns out to be a story about a footballer who gave an autograph quite freely and then was the victim of a lunatic fan being a tosser?
Have you changed your mind about West Ham fans being more racist than other sets of supporters yet?

Or is your friend still walking around "aghast"

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by thebish » Tue May 17, 2011 5:13 pm

boltonboris wrote:
thebish wrote:so - to sum up...

would this be a story about a footballer who refused to give an autograph because he couldn't be arsed - which actually turns out to be a story about a footballer who gave an autograph quite freely and then was the victim of a lunatic fan being a tosser?
Have you changed your mind about West Ham fans being more racist than other sets of supporters yet?

Or is your friend still walking around "aghast"

:wink:

I think you have me mixed up with someone else.

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by Montreal Wanderer » Tue May 17, 2011 5:17 pm

thebish wrote:so - to sum up...

would this be a story about a footballer who refused to give an autograph because he couldn't be arsed - which actually turns out to be a story about a footballer who gave an autograph quite freely and then was the victim of a lunatic fan being a tosser?
Hard to say - is the tosser a West ham fan or a West ham footballer? Tough call but I'd go with a draw.
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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by boltonboris » Tue May 17, 2011 5:20 pm

thebish wrote:
boltonboris wrote:
thebish wrote:so - to sum up...

would this be a story about a footballer who refused to give an autograph because he couldn't be arsed - which actually turns out to be a story about a footballer who gave an autograph quite freely and then was the victim of a lunatic fan being a tosser?
Have you changed your mind about West Ham fans being more racist than other sets of supporters yet?

Or is your friend still walking around "aghast"

:wink:

I think you have me mixed up with someone else.
I was trying to have a joke with you about your sad post talking about your friend "with his mouth (literally) agape" at the sight of the East Ends multiculturalism.

But never mind... Carry on squire
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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by thebish » Tue May 17, 2011 5:44 pm

boltonboris wrote:
thebish wrote:
boltonboris wrote:
thebish wrote:so - to sum up...

would this be a story about a footballer who refused to give an autograph because he couldn't be arsed - which actually turns out to be a story about a footballer who gave an autograph quite freely and then was the victim of a lunatic fan being a tosser?
Have you changed your mind about West Ham fans being more racist than other sets of supporters yet?

Or is your friend still walking around "aghast"

:wink:

I think you have me mixed up with someone else.
I was trying to have a joke with you about your sad post talking about your friend "with his mouth (literally) agape" at the sight of the East Ends multiculturalism.

But never mind... Carry on squire
I'm sure it was a good try. don't let it discourage you from the comedy life...

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by Lofthouse Lower » Tue May 17, 2011 11:01 pm

Well you keep trying, despite being very trying.

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by Lofthouse Lower » Wed May 18, 2011 6:56 am

So Ba confirms the abuse......Not so tough without your mates, Hannibal, Face and Murdoch, are you?

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by thebish » Wed May 18, 2011 11:35 am

latest westammery....

Gus Poyet has ruled himself out of being manager (presumably Ben Foster will soon...)

David Sullivan has outlined his desire for a British manager with a knowledge of the East End to succeed Avram Grant.
sullivan wrote:It will be resolved within I would think two weeks. I think we will definitely get a British manager, whether he is English, Scottish or Welsh makes no difference.
meanwhile... West Ham owners David Sullivan and David Gold failed to lure former Celtic and Aston Villa (and famous eastender??) manager O’Neill to Upton Park in January, but he is still top of their shortlist to succeed Avram Grant, who was sacked on Sunday. Sullivan and Gold are poised to go back to O’Neill with another offer which, on top of a basic salary, will offer him a £4m bonus if he can take the Hammers back to the top flight.

:conf:

as for whoever takes over - Avram has some words of caution...

"Avram points to January when Martin O'Neill was offered his job [when Grant was reportedly going to be sacked whatever the result against Arsenal on 15 January]," said a close friend. "He says six managers were asked by the club to take over, including Steve McClaren and Sam Allardyce, but they would not do it because they knew the situation there."

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed May 18, 2011 12:31 pm

thebish wrote:David Sullivan has outlined his desire for a British manager with a knowledge of the East End to succeed Avram Grant.
Ah well, there you go, see?! Big Sam Chim-Chiminey Allardyce played for Millwall for 20 minutes so e's right up their frog 'n' toad!
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Post by scotty » Thu May 19, 2011 6:31 pm

Just got my Olympic ticket application back. Missed out on the Mens 100m final, but did get 35,000 tickets for West Ham Vs Doncaster!
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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by TKIZ! » Thu May 19, 2011 7:45 pm

Congrats fella
Pfffft.

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu May 19, 2011 8:45 pm

scotty wrote:Just got my Olympic ticket application back. Missed out on the Mens 100m final, but did get 35,000 tickets for West Ham Vs Doncaster!
:lol:
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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by jmjhb » Fri May 20, 2011 8:25 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eN2S505jwFA" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Speaking of the Olympic stadium, look how far the seats are from the pitch :D

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by ChrisC » Fri May 20, 2011 10:27 am

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by boltonboris » Fri May 20, 2011 11:46 am

No way did you get a picture of Batman!!
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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by Wandering Willy » Fri May 20, 2011 1:16 pm

:lol:

Batty keeping a watchful eye on "charlie corner" from his perch on Winter Hill. :wink:
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Post by ChrisC » Fri May 20, 2011 1:27 pm

boltonboris wrote:No way did you get a picture of Batman!!

Didn't even notice that :lmfao:

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by TKIZ! » Fri May 27, 2011 11:49 am

ChrisC wrote:Image
Yup, the East Stand Lowers are still there :lol:
Pfffft.

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by TKIZ! » Fri May 27, 2011 9:11 pm

http://www.kumb.com/story.php?id=125366" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

'Arf, arf
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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by seanworth » Sat May 28, 2011 9:53 am

I was getting text messages this morning that Big Sam is in. Not seeing any confirmation, but the rumours alone should be enough to send some KUMB boys over the bridge.

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