West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!
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Have you changed your mind about West Ham fans being more racist than other sets of supporters yet?thebish wrote:so - to sum up...
would this be a story about a footballer who refused to give an autograph because he couldn't be arsed - which actually turns out to be a story about a footballer who gave an autograph quite freely and then was the victim of a lunatic fan being a tosser?
Or is your friend still walking around "aghast"

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boltonboris wrote:Have you changed your mind about West Ham fans being more racist than other sets of supporters yet?thebish wrote:so - to sum up...
would this be a story about a footballer who refused to give an autograph because he couldn't be arsed - which actually turns out to be a story about a footballer who gave an autograph quite freely and then was the victim of a lunatic fan being a tosser?
Or is your friend still walking around "aghast"
I think you have me mixed up with someone else.
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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!
Hard to say - is the tosser a West ham fan or a West ham footballer? Tough call but I'd go with a draw.thebish wrote:so - to sum up...
would this be a story about a footballer who refused to give an autograph because he couldn't be arsed - which actually turns out to be a story about a footballer who gave an autograph quite freely and then was the victim of a lunatic fan being a tosser?
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I was trying to have a joke with you about your sad post talking about your friend "with his mouth (literally) agape" at the sight of the East Ends multiculturalism.thebish wrote:boltonboris wrote:Have you changed your mind about West Ham fans being more racist than other sets of supporters yet?thebish wrote:so - to sum up...
would this be a story about a footballer who refused to give an autograph because he couldn't be arsed - which actually turns out to be a story about a footballer who gave an autograph quite freely and then was the victim of a lunatic fan being a tosser?
Or is your friend still walking around "aghast"
I think you have me mixed up with someone else.
But never mind... Carry on squire
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I'm sure it was a good try. don't let it discourage you from the comedy life...boltonboris wrote:I was trying to have a joke with you about your sad post talking about your friend "with his mouth (literally) agape" at the sight of the East Ends multiculturalism.thebish wrote:boltonboris wrote:Have you changed your mind about West Ham fans being more racist than other sets of supporters yet?thebish wrote:so - to sum up...
would this be a story about a footballer who refused to give an autograph because he couldn't be arsed - which actually turns out to be a story about a footballer who gave an autograph quite freely and then was the victim of a lunatic fan being a tosser?
Or is your friend still walking around "aghast"
I think you have me mixed up with someone else.
But never mind... Carry on squire
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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!
Well you keep trying, despite being very trying.
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So Ba confirms the abuse......Not so tough without your mates, Hannibal, Face and Murdoch, are you?
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latest westammery....
Gus Poyet has ruled himself out of being manager (presumably Ben Foster will soon...)
David Sullivan has outlined his desire for a British manager with a knowledge of the East End to succeed Avram Grant.
as for whoever takes over - Avram has some words of caution...
"Avram points to January when Martin O'Neill was offered his job [when Grant was reportedly going to be sacked whatever the result against Arsenal on 15 January]," said a close friend. "He says six managers were asked by the club to take over, including Steve McClaren and Sam Allardyce, but they would not do it because they knew the situation there."
Gus Poyet has ruled himself out of being manager (presumably Ben Foster will soon...)
David Sullivan has outlined his desire for a British manager with a knowledge of the East End to succeed Avram Grant.
meanwhile... West Ham owners David Sullivan and David Gold failed to lure former Celtic and Aston Villa (and famous eastender??) manager O’Neill to Upton Park in January, but he is still top of their shortlist to succeed Avram Grant, who was sacked on Sunday. Sullivan and Gold are poised to go back to O’Neill with another offer which, on top of a basic salary, will offer him a £4m bonus if he can take the Hammers back to the top flight.sullivan wrote:It will be resolved within I would think two weeks. I think we will definitely get a British manager, whether he is English, Scottish or Welsh makes no difference.

as for whoever takes over - Avram has some words of caution...
"Avram points to January when Martin O'Neill was offered his job [when Grant was reportedly going to be sacked whatever the result against Arsenal on 15 January]," said a close friend. "He says six managers were asked by the club to take over, including Steve McClaren and Sam Allardyce, but they would not do it because they knew the situation there."
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Ah well, there you go, see?! Big Sam Chim-Chiminey Allardyce played for Millwall for 20 minutes so e's right up their frog 'n' toad!thebish wrote:David Sullivan has outlined his desire for a British manager with a knowledge of the East End to succeed Avram Grant.
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Just got my Olympic ticket application back. Missed out on the Mens 100m final, but did get 35,000 tickets for West Ham Vs Doncaster!
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scotty wrote:Just got my Olympic ticket application back. Missed out on the Mens 100m final, but did get 35,000 tickets for West Ham Vs Doncaster!

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Speaking of the Olympic stadium, look how far the seats are from the pitch
Speaking of the Olympic stadium, look how far the seats are from the pitch

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No way did you get a picture of Batman!!
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Batty keeping a watchful eye on "charlie corner" from his perch on Winter Hill.

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!
boltonboris wrote:No way did you get a picture of Batman!!
Didn't even notice that

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Yup, the East Stand Lowers are still thereChrisC wrote:

Pfffft.
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I was getting text messages this morning that Big Sam is in. Not seeing any confirmation, but the rumours alone should be enough to send some KUMB boys over the bridge.
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