Teenage angst....

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Re: Teenage angst....

Post by plymouth wanderer » Wed May 11, 2011 3:44 pm

just tell him he is an ugly fvcker and that he is punching well above his weight and tell him to find himself a mut there is about to be someone who is perfectic insecure and has no self worth who will shag him there's plenty more dogs in the sea :)
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Re: Teenage angst....

Post by Hoboh » Wed May 11, 2011 9:29 pm

plymouth wanderer wrote:just tell him he is an ugly fvcker and that he is punching well above his weight and tell him to find himself a mut there is about to be someone who is perfectic insecure and has no self worth who will shag him there's plenty more dogs in the sea :)

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Re: Teenage angst....

Post by Raven » Thu May 12, 2011 12:15 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:
Raven wrote:No shouted it loud from the rooftops especially as from Sevenoaks in Kent :P
Ahh, all the best people come from Kent! You're alright then, despite being a Bolton fan ;)
Not sure, I managed to escape and never going back :)

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Re: Teenage angst....

Post by Gooner Girl » Sun Jun 05, 2011 5:34 pm

Quick update. Spurs fan caught me on fb chat again and has told me he now has his eye on what he thinks is a 17 year old. Thats a bit more appropriate isn't it?!
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Re: Teenage angst....

Post by Montreal Wanderer » Sun Jun 05, 2011 5:39 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:Quick update. Spurs fan caught me on fb chat again and has told me he now has his eye on what he thinks is a 17 year old. Thats a bit more appropriate isn't it?!
Doesn't seem too heart broken then, does he?
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Re: Teenage angst....

Post by seanworth » Sun Jun 05, 2011 5:39 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:Quick update. Spurs fan caught me on fb chat again and has told me he now has his eye on what he thinks is a 17 year old. Thats a bit more appropriate isn't it?!
That's exactly what I told the police.
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Re: Teenage angst....

Post by Gooner Girl » Sun Jun 05, 2011 5:40 pm

seanworth wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:Quick update. Spurs fan caught me on fb chat again and has told me he now has his eye on what he thinks is a 17 year old. Thats a bit more appropriate isn't it?!
That's exactly what I told the police.
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Re: Teenage angst....

Post by Lofthouse Lower » Sun Jun 05, 2011 6:07 pm

'Caught' you.

Yeah, right.
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Re: Teenage angst....

Post by Raven » Sun Jun 05, 2011 6:11 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:Quick update. Spurs fan caught me on fb chat again and has told me he now has his eye on what he thinks is a 17 year old. Thats a bit more appropriate isn't it?!
Wasn't David Pleat was it ;)
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Re: Teenage angst....

Post by Lord Kangana » Sun Jun 05, 2011 6:13 pm

He has his eyes on a bit of milf if you ask me.
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Re: Teenage angst....

Post by Gooner Girl » Sun Jun 05, 2011 10:09 pm

Montreal Wanderer wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:Quick update. Spurs fan caught me on fb chat again and has told me he now has his eye on what he thinks is a 17 year old. Thats a bit more appropriate isn't it?!
Doesn't seem too heart broken then, does he?
Nope. I'm thinking he will survive! Has moved on very quick yet hasn't said more then a few words to the new girl he's after!
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Re: Teenage angst....

Post by bobo the clown » Sun Jun 05, 2011 11:35 pm

Lord Kangana wrote:He has his eyes on a bit of milf if you ask me.
.... give the Guv a "harumph !!"
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Re: Teenage angst....

Post by CAPSLOCK » Sun Jun 05, 2011 11:41 pm

bobo the clown wrote:By now his jim-jams will be standing up on their own
Just seen this

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Re: Teenage angst....

Post by Gooner Girl » Sun Jun 05, 2011 11:44 pm

bobo the clown wrote:
Lord Kangana wrote:He has his eyes on a bit of milf if you ask me.
.... give the Guv a "harumph !!"
eh?!
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Re: Teenage angst....

Post by Gooner Girl » Sun Jun 05, 2011 11:45 pm

CAPSLOCK wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:By now his jim-jams will be standing up on their own
Just seen this

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:vomit: Not a good thought...
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Re: Teenage angst....

Post by boltonboris » Mon Jun 06, 2011 12:35 pm

So I take it he's murdered the 15 year old or whatever she was and now he's grooming another target?
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Re: Teenage angst....

Post by Gooner Girl » Mon Jun 06, 2011 2:16 pm

boltonboris wrote:So I take it he's murdered the 15 year old or whatever she was and now he's grooming another target?
Just checked the local paper and the headlines still sheep rustling so he can't have been caught yet ;)
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Re: Teenage angst....

Post by Gooner Girl » Mon Jun 13, 2011 5:36 pm

Taken another turn now... He's just written on my fb wall asking if he can join the athletics club i am head coach at and this girl belongs to. He needs some fitness for his football pre-season apparently... Clearly a way of getting close to her given i won't talk to her for him. I honestly thought he had given up on her, gotta admire his perserverence if nothing else.
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Re: Teenage angst....

Post by Hoboh » Mon Jun 13, 2011 5:51 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:Taken another turn now... He's just written on my fb wall asking if he can join the athletics club i am head coach at and this girl belongs to. He needs some fitness for his football pre-season apparently... Clearly a way of getting close to her given i won't talk to her for him. I honestly thought he had given up on her, gotta admire his perserverence if nothing else.
Actually sounds a bit of a dick don't see him being accepted much by "the lads" he could become a serious threat to woman unless his real target is elsewhere :mrgreen:
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Re: Teenage angst....

Post by thebish » Mon Jun 13, 2011 5:57 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:Taken another turn now... He's just written on my fb wall asking if he can join the athletics club i am head coach at and this girl belongs to. He needs some fitness for his football pre-season apparently... Clearly a way of getting close to her given i won't talk to her for him. I honestly thought he had given up on her, gotta admire his perserverence if nothing else.

and no coincidence that you are head coach... wise up girl!
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