TW Caption Competition Part 2

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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by truewhite15 » Sat Jun 04, 2011 2:44 pm

bobo the clown wrote:OK, let's try this ...

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FOOK ME! It's a bit cowd!!
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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

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bobo the clown wrote:OK, let's try this ...

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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

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Oh, by the way ladies, after your new bikini waxes, keep away from chlorine for a day or so.....Oops!
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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

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bobo the clown wrote:OK, let's try this ...

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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by bobo the clown » Mon Jun 06, 2011 6:52 pm

Any stragglers get your quote in by Tuesday when the Returning Officer will declare the result ....

I'm impressed so far, though my thoughts turned to the latest craze for fish nibbling your feet going a tad awry with a whole-body nibble.
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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by bobo the clown » Tue Jun 07, 2011 4:42 pm

truewhite15 wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:OK, let's try this ...

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FOOK ME! It's a bit cowd!!
Much as I liked quite a few of these for some reason this one just hit the spot !!

WINNER.

Over to you True White 15 ....
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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by truewhite15 » Wed Jun 08, 2011 12:51 am

Thank you, thank you very much :mrgreen:

For your delectation (if this works)...

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You have 4 days. Go.
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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

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It was looking like Jordan Henderson would be the latest footballer to take out a super injunction
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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by Hoboh » Thu Jun 09, 2011 5:20 am

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Look Mum! I'm Daddy and this is Aunty Helen.

Wins it for me! funny as fook this :lmfao:
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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by truewhite15 » Thu Jun 09, 2011 10:26 am

Hoboh wrote:
Wandering Willy wrote:Image

Look Mum! I'm Daddy and this is Aunty Helen.

Wins it for me! funny as fook this :lmfao:
It's my call, and there's another three days left yet :wink:
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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by truewhite15 » Sat Jun 11, 2011 2:29 pm

Wandering Willy wrote:Image

Look Mum! I'm Daddy and this is Aunty Helen.
Given that I'm out tonight and will not be able to access a computer, and given the lack of forthcoming entries, I am forced into an early decision...

WINNER!

Take it away, Wandering one...
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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by Wandering Willy » Sun Jun 12, 2011 1:50 am

Off you go chaps.

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Re: TW Caption Competition Part 2

Post by thebish » Sun Jun 12, 2011 8:52 am

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