Donny dog gone...

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Re: Donny dog gone...

Post by LiOC » Thu Jun 09, 2011 7:11 pm

jaffka wrote:feck me lads, were on about giving her a reet good donkey punch not engaging her in conversation or owt like that
That face'd be a right turn off. If she had her face covered I'd be more up for it

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Re: Donny dog gone...

Post by Gooner Girl » Thu Jun 09, 2011 7:57 pm

Honestly! Boys! :roll:

What makes you lot think she might be desperate enough to sleep with any of you?! ;)

Apparently she has her job back now anyway according to the club chairman.

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Re: Donny dog gone...

Post by jaffka » Thu Jun 09, 2011 10:51 pm

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jaffka wrote:feck me lads, were on about giving her a reet good donkey punch not engaging her in conversation or owt like that
That face'd be a right turn off. If she had her face covered I'd be more up for it
all the webbing makes up for the face

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Re: Donny dog gone...

Post by Wandering Willy » Thu Jun 09, 2011 11:57 pm

Starter for ten:

Without resorting to google, who sang:

"Nice legs, shame about the boat race." ?
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Re: Donny dog gone...

Post by Hoboh » Fri Jun 10, 2011 6:50 am

Wandering Willy wrote:Starter for ten:

Without resorting to google, who sang:

"Nice legs, shame about the boat race." ?
Not too sure I'd go as far down as the legs, definatly a bag on head tho'

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Re: Donny dog gone...

Post by CrazyHorse » Fri Jun 10, 2011 8:27 am

jaffka wrote:feck me lads, were on about giving her a reet good donkey punch not engaging her in conversation or owt like that
You romantic bastard.
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Re: Donny dog gone...

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Re: Donny dog gone...

Post by Raven » Fri Jun 10, 2011 12:15 pm

Nice legs song, was it Splodgenessabounds?

She does nowt for me and as GG said she probably wouldn't anyway if I wanted her to
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Re: Donny dog gone...

Post by CAPSLOCK » Fri Jun 10, 2011 9:37 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:Honestly! Boys! :roll:

What makes you lot think she might be desperate enough to sleep with any of you?! ;)
Tis a very good point you make

Makes me laugh when we have gingers talking about knocking her back

Dunno about you but looks aren't important to me

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Re: Donny dog gone...

Post by Montreal Wanderer » Fri Jun 10, 2011 9:45 pm

CAPSLOCK wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:Honestly! Boys! :roll:

What makes you lot think she might be desperate enough to sleep with any of you?! ;)
Tis a very good point you make

Makes me laugh when we have gingers talking about knocking her back

Dunno about you but looks aren't important to me

After all, they're only skin deep, it's all about the inner being

Don't you agree, chesty?
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Re: Donny dog gone...

Post by Gooner Girl » Fri Jun 10, 2011 9:46 pm

CAPSLOCK wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:Honestly! Boys! :roll:

What makes you lot think she might be desperate enough to sleep with any of you?! ;)
Tis a very good point you make

Makes me laugh when we have gingers talking about knocking her back

Dunno about you but looks aren't important to me

After all, they're only skin deep, it's all about the inner being






















Don't you agree, chesty?
Haha! You do realise my boobs have only grown to medium size cos i'm breastfeeding don't you?! ;) Kinda a bit off putting don't ya think?!

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Re: Donny dog gone...

Post by CAPSLOCK » Fri Jun 10, 2011 10:03 pm

Oh, ermm, well, ermmm

Maybe, its back to planA

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I reckon she could keep my end up in a conversation
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Re: Donny dog gone...

Post by Gooner Girl » Fri Jun 10, 2011 11:31 pm

CAPSLOCK wrote:Oh, ermm, well, ermmm

Maybe, its back to planA

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I reckon she could keep my end up in a conversation
What a lucky lady... Errr...

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Re: Donny dog gone...

Post by LiOC » Fri Jun 10, 2011 11:33 pm

CAPSLOCK wrote:Oh, ermm, well, ermmm

Maybe, its back to planA

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I reckon she could keep my end up in a conversation
Now that scarring is a turn off. Wouldn't touch that with a barge pole!

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Re: Donny dog gone...

Post by Hoboh » Sun Jun 12, 2011 12:28 am

LiOC wrote:
CAPSLOCK wrote:Oh, ermm, well, ermmm

Maybe, its back to planA

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I reckon she could keep my end up in a conversation
Now that scarring is a turn off. Wouldn't touch that with a barge pole!
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Re: Donny dog gone...

Post by bobo the clown » Sun Jun 12, 2011 8:54 am

CAPSLOCK wrote:Oh, ermm, well, ermmm

Maybe, its back to planA

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I reckon she could keep my end up in a conversation
Has the guy got her on a lead or something ??

Anyway, I love the high standards we all have ... let alone the presumptiousness off us all. So, let me state here & now that I would, though doubt I'd be offered and so take solace in a 1/4 off acid drops I bought yesterday.
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Re: Donny dog gone...

Post by Gooner Girl » Sun Jun 12, 2011 9:46 am

What I don't understand is why, when some of you must be happily in love and having great sex you still feel the need to perve over other women? I can understand to a degree, if you're not in a relationship why you have to ogle everything in a skirt but when you are - why? Is it that old chestnut of 'male so it's inbuilt and we can't help it' or are you all just dirty old gits?! ;) Ive not yet met any males who are happy enough with what they have that they don't perve over other women. Are there any out there?!

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Re: Donny dog gone...

Post by Worthy4England » Sun Jun 12, 2011 10:40 am

Gooner Girl wrote:What I don't understand is why, when some of you must be happily in love and having great sex you still feel the need to perve over other women? I can understand to a degree, if you're not in a relationship why you have to ogle everything in a skirt but when you are - why? Is it that old chestnut of 'male so it's inbuilt and we can't help it' or are you all just dirty old gits?! ;) Ive not yet met any males who are happy enough with what they have that they don't perve over other women. Are there any out there?!
Just dirty owd gits. 8)

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Re: Donny dog gone...

Post by Gooner Girl » Sun Jun 12, 2011 11:12 am

Worthy4England wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:What I don't understand is why, when some of you must be happily in love and having great sex you still feel the need to perve over other women? I can understand to a degree, if you're not in a relationship why you have to ogle everything in a skirt but when you are - why? Is it that old chestnut of 'male so it's inbuilt and we can't help it' or are you all just dirty old gits?! ;) Ive not yet met any males who are happy enough with what they have that they don't perve over other women. Are there any out there?!
Just dirty owd gits. 8)
Fair play, at least you're an honest dirty old git ;)

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Re: Donny dog gone...

Post by Hoboh » Sun Jun 12, 2011 11:42 am

Happy as hell with the main course but a bit of dessert on the odd occasion doesn't go amiss :mrgreen: anyway if woman didn't moan so much about trivial things.............
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