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Oliver twist manure fan asks for more

Post by tell ben im him » Tue Jun 14, 2011 8:10 am

Cheeky prick manure fan asks gartside on Twitter for more tickets

@pagartside Any chance u could give MUFC fans full allocation next season? Pointless having empty seats.
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can't believe these nob heads, give us 2,000 away tickets out of allocation of 70 odd thousand then want 5,000 off us out of 28,000 cheeky cnuts.
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Post by Lofthouse Lower » Tue Jun 14, 2011 12:18 pm

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Post by bobo the clown » Tue Jun 14, 2011 1:27 pm

tell ben im him wrote:Cheeky prick manure fan asks gartside on Twitter for more tickets

@pagartside Any chance u could give MUFC fans full allocation next season? Pointless having empty seats.
Twitter for iPhone • 11/06/2011 21:53

can't believe these nob heads, give us 2,000 away tickets out of allocation of 70 odd thousand then want 5,000 off us out of 28,000 cheeky cnuts.
Wherever they go there are loads of empty seats anyway as they stand throughout ... which is why they don't get a full allocation if I'm not mistaken.
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Re: Oliver twist manure fan asks for more

Post by tell ben im him » Tue Jun 14, 2011 4:25 pm

well charge em double then.
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Post by ohjimmyjimmy » Tue Jun 14, 2011 4:31 pm

Lets just shoot em and have it over & done with.
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Post by plymouth wanderer » Tue Jun 14, 2011 4:39 pm

ohjimmyjimmy wrote:Lets just shoot em and have it over & done with.

^^^

or a nice slow and really painful death
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Post by ohjimmyjimmy » Tue Jun 14, 2011 4:41 pm

didnt say where we were going to shoot them, did i...;)
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Post by Athers » Tue Jun 14, 2011 9:03 pm

We could have 3,000 at theirs if we wanted.
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Re: Oliver twist manure fan asks for more

Post by TKIZ! » Tue Jun 14, 2011 9:42 pm

ManUre fans can go feck themselves. If they don't abide by the rules why should they get extra tickets?
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Re: Oliver twist manure fan asks for more

Post by BwfcDan » Wed Jun 15, 2011 7:43 am

ohjimmyjimmy wrote:Lets just shoot em and have it over & done with.
Agreed. The world would be a better place.
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Re: Oliver twist manure fan asks for more

Post by CAPSLOCK » Wed Jun 15, 2011 8:03 am

Don't give Davies the gun, cos none of us will be safe
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Re: Oliver twist manure fan asks for more

Post by Gary the Enfield » Wed Jun 15, 2011 8:17 am

CAPSLOCK wrote:Don't give Muamba the gun, cos none of us will be safe

Slight alteration there. :grin:
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Re: Oliver twist manure fan asks for more

Post by plymouth wanderer » Wed Jun 15, 2011 1:36 pm

Gary the Enfield wrote:
CAPSLOCK wrote:better still let's give Robbo the gun, cos he will kill every fvcker

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Sorry changed it again. :grin

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Re: Oliver twist manure fan asks for more

Post by Lofthouse Lower » Wed Jun 15, 2011 1:37 pm

Paul Robinson? He wouldn't even know which way to hold it.

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Post by plymouth wanderer » Wed Jun 15, 2011 1:40 pm

Lofthouse Lower wrote:Paul Robinson? He wouldn't even know which way to hold it.

Pub player.


if you say so son
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Re: Oliver twist manure fan asks for more

Post by Lofthouse Lower » Wed Jun 15, 2011 1:42 pm

Me and many others, bro 8)
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Re: Oliver twist manure fan asks for more

Post by plymouth wanderer » Wed Jun 15, 2011 2:01 pm

he's been one of our most consistent players barring holden and maybe cahill suppose you could chuck sturridge in there aswell for half a season

so come on chief scout who should we sign to replace him
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Re: Oliver twist manure fan asks for more

Post by Lofthouse Lower » Wed Jun 15, 2011 2:03 pm

Anyone would do.

Anyone with a basic knowledge of positional sense would do.

Anyone over 5ft 8 would do.

Anyone who knows how to pass a football would do.

Anyone, really.
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Re: Oliver twist manure fan asks for more

Post by plymouth wanderer » Wed Jun 15, 2011 2:11 pm

Lofthouse Lower wrote:Anyone would do.

Anyone with a basic knowledge of positional sense would do.

Anyone over 5ft 8 would do.

Anyone who knows how to pass a football would do.

Anyone, really.


that's me to a tee

but he is't that bad granted he is not brilliant either but a pub player c'mon

if your beloved petrov had half the passion half the work rate that robbo's got he would be a decent player
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Re: Oliver twist manure fan asks for more

Post by Lofthouse Lower » Wed Jun 15, 2011 2:12 pm

Passion! The curse of the otherwise-intelligent football fan.

Balls to passion. Balls I say.
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