TKIZ's impossibly brilliant all new Transfer Rumours thread

[bobo the clown]

I don't believe the "Jo on loan" thing. But it would be a good deal for us. Better than owt we've got up front.

My Aunt Jo(an) would be better !!

[Lofthouse Lower]

In other news

French top-flight newcomers Dijon have announced the signing of Ivory Coast centre-back Abdoulaye Meite.

The defender has put pen to paper on a three-year contract.

He joins the French club on a free transfer after his contract with English Premier League side West Bromwich Albion expired.

Prior to joining West Brom in 2008, he represented Red Star Belgrade (1998-2000), Marseille (2000-2006) and Bolton Wanderers (2006-2008).

Meite has 48 international caps for the Elephants.

Shithouse tosser.

Remember when he was allocated #10 by Megson in a moment of hilarity

[ohjimmyjimmy]

I'm sure he can cut the mustard there.

[Lofthouse Lower]

Congratulations

[ohjimmyjimmy]

Sorry...what i meant to put was a string of personal abuse his way.

[aussie_wanderer]

Bolton are considering a move for Spanish striker Nacho Novo. good move ? bad move?

[Gary the Enfield]

Bolton are considering a move for Spanish striker Nacho Novo. good move ? bad move?

Do you mean Nacho Libre?

[Lofthouse Lower]

Bolton are considering a move for Spanish striker Nacho Novo. good move ? bad move?

Isn't he about 40?

[aussie_wanderer]

http://www.talksport.co.uk/sports-news/ ... trike-star" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[thebish]

http://www.talksport.co.uk/sports-news/ ... trike-star

are we trying to build a team of most-tattooed players in the premier league?

[Dave Sutton's barnet]

Bolton are considering a move for Spanish striker Nacho Novo. good move ? bad move?

Isn't he about 40?

Word for word what I was going to ask
Hardly fits in with the young players who can improve under me ethos

[thebish]

nacho novo is 32

[aussie_wanderer]

think things will hotten up once cahill finally leaves, any chance he will stay?

[ohjimmyjimmy]

Meanwhile, Barcelona midfielder Thiago Alcantara, a target for United and Chelsea, has agreed a contract extension until 2015 and a buyout clause of a staggering £82m.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... z1QlD8xFD1" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Look...our £7m offer, take it or leave it.

[aussie_wanderer]

laughable

[hisroyalgingerness]

Would they consider him as a player-swap deal for Cahill do you think?

[mullayo]

African Cup player of the year 2K08

Forgive me, but surely writing 2K08 takes as much effort as 2008, and therefore, and I don't wish to seem confrontational here, but why f*cking bother when we've already come up with a perfectly adequate system to express the number 2008?

I know I was just doing it because I knew it would wind someone up!

[mighty_whites]

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528, ... 59,00.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Come on Owen he had a cracking season and is a cheap cheap striker who is as good and better than what we have already!!!!

[Dave Sutton's barnet]

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528, ... 59,00.html

Come on Owen he had a cracking season and is a cheap cheap striker who is as good and better than what we have already!!!!

Who is? Appears to be a dead page, as is happening more frequently on that site... (worth remembering also that not everybody has untrammeled internet access and big sports sites are blocked)

[ohjimmyjimmy]

DJ Campbell