TKIZ's impossibly brilliant all new Transfer Rumours thread

[Lofthouse Lower]

it was taken yesterday

Did you take it or something?

Wrong thread

[James B]

sorry all for repeating what was said last night but i didn't bother to read back mainly because i generally cannot abide this topic.

[mighty_whites]

I'd say we're signing a player today, don't want to give too much away though. My sources at the club would kill me

Is this Prately or someonelse?? Can you not give us some clues??

[ohjimmyjimmy]

[Worthy4England]

Prepare the guest room for Mr. Cock-Up....

[ohjimmyjimmy]

[wanderers_on_tour]

Wigan rivalling us for SWP.
We've turned down the chance to have Bendtner as part of a swap deal for Cahill.
Still no news on Al habsi.
Liverpool rivalling us for Williams from Boro.

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If we're struggling with his wages what the hell is Whelan likely to say!

[TKIZ!]

I'd say we're signing a player today, don't want to give too much away though. My sources at the club would kill me

Is this Prately or someonelse?? Can you not give us some clues??

I can confirm that Owen Coyle is looking to sign some more players. Yes it's been definitely confirmed that he's looking to sign a few players

[Lord Kangana]

Are you sure?

[TKIZ!]

My source inside the club, who I can't reveal has exclusively told me 'Coyle wants to sign more players'

[Lofthouse Lower]

Looks like we've got competition for the elderly hit-man if he's being hawked around

Aberdeen have turned down the chance to sign former Rangers and Dundee striker Nacho Novo because they felt he would not be accepted by the Dons fans.

Novo is keen for a return to Scotland after just one season at Sporting Gijon in La Liga.

[TKIZ!]

Looks like we've got competition for the elderly hit-man if he's being hawked around

Aberdeen have turned down the chance to sign former Rangers and Dundee striker Nacho Novo because they felt he would not be accepted by the Dons fans.

Novo is keen for a return to Scotland after just one season at Sporting Gijon in La Liga.

He won't be accepted because he's rubbish

[TKIZ!]

If we did buy SWP, could he be played upfront as well as his natural position of the wing?

[Lord Kangana]

Yes. But he'd be rubbish and probably compalin about it.

[TKIZ!]

Yes. But he'd be rubbish and probably compalin about it.

Shame we don't have a drum roll emoticon

[mighty_whites]

My source inside the club, who I can't reveal has exclusively told me 'Coyle wants to sign more players'

This is an obvious quote!! Coyle himself has said he wants to buy more players thought you had an actual bit of inside info !!!

[Worthy4England]

My source inside the club, who I can't reveal has exclusively told me 'Coyle wants to sign more players'

This is an obvious quote!! Coyle himself has said he wants to buy more players thought you had an actual bit of inside info !!!

It is inside info - Coyle has mentioned we want to buy more players.

[TANGODANCER]

My source inside the club, who I can't reveal has exclusively told me 'Coyle wants to sign more players'

This is an obvious quote!! Coyle himself has said he wants to buy more players thought you had an actual bit of inside info !!!

Whoooooosh.

[P.O.S.]

My source inside the club, who I can't reveal has exclusively told me 'Coyle wants to sign more players'

This is an obvious quote!! Coyle himself has said he wants to buy more players thought you had an actual bit of inside info !!!

Oh man

[BWFC_Insane]

vvvvvvvITK we are not signing Messi this summer. You heard it here first.