Teenage angst....

[TANGODANCER]

Come on fellas, fess up. You know damn well that sex is an over-rated passtime that has to fit in any spare time from football, nights out with the lads, boozing, going for a curry, golf, fishing, the internet, work and sleep. Tell the girl the truth that any other time is spent fantasising and talking about it not leaving very much time at all for actually doing anything about it.

[truewhite15]

Come on fellas, fess up. You know damn well that sex is an over-rated passtime that has to fit in any spare time from football, nights out with the lads, boozing, going for a curry, golf, fishing, the internet, work and sleep. Tell the girl the truth that any other time is spent fantasising and talking about it not leaving very much time at all for actually doing anything about it.

OI! Shush, you! We're having fun here

[Gooner Girl]

Come on fellas, fess up. You know damn well that sex is an over-rated passtime that has to fit in any spare time from football, nights out with the lads, boozing, going for a curry, golf, fishing, the internet, work and sleep. Tell the girl the truth that any other time is spent fantasising and talking about it not leaving very much time at all for actually doing anything about it.

Haha! Yeah, the amount of posts some of you have got on here probably tells its own story that way

[Hoboh]

Your clocking up a few too

[Gooner Girl]

Your clocking up a few too

I only had twins 8 months ago

[Gooner Girl]

Ordered some pet food this afternoon and according to his mum, teenage angst boy will be fighting his dad to deliver it to me and take the micky out of Arsenal. Good job i'll probably be at Athletics and he'll get Mr GG answering the door instead

[Bruce Rioja]

Ordered some pet food this afternoon and according to his mum, teenage angst boy will be fighting his dad to deliver it to me and take the micky out of Arsenal. Good job i'll probably be at Athletics and he'll get Mr GG answering the door instead

See, he's even prepared to beat his own father off just to make your deliveries now

[Gooner Girl]

Ordered some pet food this afternoon and according to his mum, teenage angst boy will be fighting his dad to deliver it to me and take the micky out of Arsenal. Good job i'll probably be at Athletics and he'll get Mr GG answering the door instead

See, he's even prepared to beat his own father off just to make your deliveries now

Because spuds are currently 3rd. If they were in the relegation zone you can bet your bottom dollar he wouldn't be!

[thebish]

Ordered some pet food this afternoon and according to his mum, teenage angst boy will be fighting his dad to deliver it to me and take the micky out of Arsenal. Good job i'll probably be at Athletics and he'll get Mr GG answering the door instead

See, he's even prepared to beat his own father off just to make your deliveries now

Because spuds are currently 3rd. If they were in the relegation zone you can bet your bottom dollar he wouldn't be!

(I believe Bruce is using the phrase "beat off" in a manner not familiar to a sussex mother-of-two...)

[Gooner Girl]

Ordered some pet food this afternoon and according to his mum, teenage angst boy will be fighting his dad to deliver it to me and take the micky out of Arsenal. Good job i'll probably be at Athletics and he'll get Mr GG answering the door instead

See, he's even prepared to beat his own father off just to make your deliveries now

Because spuds are currently 3rd. If they were in the relegation zone you can bet your bottom dollar he wouldn't be!

(I believe Bruce is using the phrase "beat off" in a manner not familiar to a sussex mother-of-two...)

If he was it totally by-passed me. But then i'm a good girl.