West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

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Post by bobo the clown » Sun Jul 03, 2011 12:00 pm

Yet again, proof that the David twins are as bent as nine-bob notes and wouldn't be able to operate straight if their lives depended upon it. Then we consider that Mrs Karrrrrrrrrren Peschisolido is involoved too.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/olympi ... probe.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Post by thebish » Mon Jul 04, 2011 10:31 am

meanwhile...
Daily Mirror wrote:West Ham boss Sam Allardyce is ready to swoop for defender Jlloyd Samuel.
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Post by bobo the clown » Mon Jul 04, 2011 10:15 pm

thebish wrote:meanwhile...
Daily Mirror wrote:West Ham boss Sam Allardyce is ready to swoop for defender Jlloyd Samuel.
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.... aaah. THAT's the ticket !!!

The gift that keeps giving. I was a tad worried for a while, but now normal service is resumed !!
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Post by TKIZ! » Tue Jul 05, 2011 8:00 pm

I shall be watching with baited breath as the reserves do battle in The Championship this season :)
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Post by bobo the clown » Tue Jul 05, 2011 11:33 pm

TKIZ! wrote:I shall be watching with baited breath as the reserves do battle in The Championship this season :)
Well, without Upson & Green they clearly have moved to a higher plain.
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Post by seanworth » Fri Jul 08, 2011 8:07 am

Christ West Ham seem to be linked to a lot of players. Oh yeah now I remember.

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Post by BwfcDan » Fri Jul 08, 2011 3:41 pm

Joey O'brien at West Ham :laugh:
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Post by Wandering Willy » Fri Jul 08, 2011 3:44 pm

Link?

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Post by Lofthouse Lower » Fri Jul 08, 2011 4:23 pm

:lol:
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Post by Wandering Willy » Fri Jul 08, 2011 4:27 pm

:)

Should be interesting to follow Secret Agent Sam and the Wanderers reserves. The media darlimgs will be on tV quite a lot I would think.
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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by thebish » Thu Jul 14, 2011 8:50 am

West Ham say they will allow Scott Parker to go out on loan - for £4million.
:lol: that's one heck of a loan fee!

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Post by bobo the clown » Thu Jul 14, 2011 7:24 pm

thebish wrote:
West Ham say they will allow Scott Parker to go out on loan - for £4million.
:lol: that's one heck of a loan fee!
Now THAT is the sort of deal which will have 'appy 'arry foaming at the mouth to be involved in.
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Post by Lord Kangana » Thu Jul 14, 2011 10:04 pm

They've signed Eidergur on a free now. And "sources" (The Daily Mail I think, and yes I know, but we get all the papers free at work....) they're still after Dioufy, who hasn't returned to training at B'burn yet.

Its like an Allardyce years tribute band. I might go and watch.
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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by Wandering Willy » Thu Jul 14, 2011 10:34 pm

Lord Kangana wrote:They've signed Eidergur on a free now. And "sources" (The Daily Mail I think, and yes I know, but we get all the papers free at work to wrap the chips in) they're still after Dioufy, who hasn't returned to training at B'burn yet.
Aye, I heard Diouf had done a disappearing act.
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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by Lord Kangana » Thu Jul 14, 2011 10:35 pm

We have our very own paper under The Golden Arches I'll have you know.
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