TKIZ's impossibly brilliant all new Transfer Rumours thread

[jaffka]

defo torture before burning now

[Worthy4England]

It's worse than that.

Because the thread title contains the word impossibly, if Messi logs in, to check on whether we've signed Iniesta, he might not believe it, because of the implication of the word impossibly.

It's just a disaster.

[ohjimmyjimmy]

Coyle Upbeat Despite Defeat

Owen Coyle has issued a rallying call to supporters after his side's disappointing 1-0 defeat to FC Tampa Bay, in their first warm-up match.

'Obviously we're disappointed to lose but i thought the lads were terrific, the heat was an issue, but everyone was trying their hardest for the football club - they showed a magnificent attitude, and Tampa were a good side, in great shape thanks to their terrific manager, who's done a magnificent job for FC Tampa Bay Football Club'

And he went on to explain further about the possible lack of fitness:

'To be fair, our preparations have been affected by all the lads wasting training time by sitting reading and sifting through 160 pages of 'TKIZ's Brilliant All New Transfer Rumours Thread', which to be fair although he's a terrific lad , it's a big pile of shite and is just page after page of nothingness'

In a final defiant parting shot, the Bolton manager added 'I'd be surprised if anyone wants to talk to TKIZ anymore, since this defeat is clearly his fault, and i think the lad needs to look at himself' , before adding 'things should start moving next week, as ohjimmyjimmy pointed out in the press this week' - and finished off by adding that ohjimmyjimmy was 'magnificent'

[Lofthouse Lower]

Nice

[ohjimmyjimmy]

Sorry, i forgot to post the URL...but im pretty sure it was on clicklancashire

[thebish]

Coyle Upbeat Despite Defeat

Owen Coyle has issued a rallying call to supporters after his side's disappointing 1-0 defeat to FC Tampa Bay, in their first warm-up match.

'Obviously we're disappointed to lose but i thought the lads were terrific, the heat was an issue, but everyone was trying their hardest for the football club - they showed a magnificent attitude, and Tampa were a good side, in great shape thanks to their terrific manager, who's done a magnificent job for FC Tampa Bay Football Club'

And he went on to explain further about the possible lack of fitness:

'To be fair, our preparations have been affected by all the lads wasting training time by sitting reading and sifting through 160 pages of 'TKIZ's Brilliant All New Transfer Rumours Thread', which to be fair although he's a terrific lad , it's a big pile of shite and is just page after page of nothingness'

In a final defiant parting shot, the Bolton manager added 'I'd be surprised if anyone wants to talk to TKIZ anymore, since this defeat is clearly his fault, and i think the lad needs to look at himself' , before adding 'things should start moving next week, as ohjimmyjimmy pointed out in the press this week' - and finished off by adding that ohjimmyjimmy was 'magnificent'

[Lofthouse Lower]

I wouldn't go that far

[seanworth]

[Worthy4England]

[wanderers_on_tour]

eff it i'm going to be greedy, any less than welbeck/sturridge up front and we're doooooomed..

in other news..

http://www.caughtoffside.com/2011/07/15 ... hill-deal/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

nowt we didn't already know and the least reliable website in football history but yeh..would be a good bit of business.

[Lofthouse Lower]

CAUGHTOFFSIDE RUMOURS ARE JUST MADE UP.

[BWFC_Insane]

You cannot loan two players from the same premiership club.

[Prufrock]

Fairly confident you can, but one can only be short term????

[seanworth]

Hmmm. Sounds like a load of bollocks.

[CrazyHorse]

I got as fas as the heading on that article before calling it a day.

Bolton Demand Two Arsenal Loan Stars In Return For £17m Gary Cahill Deal

Demand?

[Lofthouse Lower]

Fairly confident you can, but one can only be short term????

nope

[Prufrock]

FACT.?

[Lofthouse Lower]

fairly confident

[David Lee's Hair]

According to talkSHITE, we're trying to sign Queen Latifa...

http://www.talksport.co.uk/sports-news/ ... and-fulham" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;?

[ohjimmyjimmy]

WHO, the actual FECK, is that?