TKIZ's impossibly brilliant all new Transfer Rumours thread

[Wandering Willy]

Understood. I'm not advocating we buy him.

[Holden midfielder]

How is a traveller different from a gypsy?

[Il Pirate]

How is a traveller different from a gypsy?

##One has a caravan; the other psychopathic tendencies.................

[jaffka]

which one is a thief?

[BwfcDan]

How is a traveller different from a gypsy?

One runs poxy fairgrounds, the other tarmac driveways.

[Annoyed Grunt]

How is a traveller different from a gypsy?

One has a bag full of pegs?

[Worthy4England]

How is a traveller different from a gypsy?

One has a bag full of pegs?

And lucky heather...

[officer_dibble]

both wil;l be playing up front for the whites next season unless coyle pulls his finger out and signs someone and/or TKIZ does the decent thing and closes this thread...

[Worthy4England]

both wil;l be playing up front for the whites next season unless coyle pulls his finger out and signs someone and/or TKIZ does the decent thing and closes this thread...

Coyle might be playing up-front, if Coyle doesn't pull his finger out and/or TKIZ does the decent thing.

[officer_dibble]

i think thats his plan!

he's younger and fitter than robbie blake anyway

So, Coyle registering as a player - its like a new signing!

[TANGODANCER]

How is a traveller different from a gypsy?

One likes folk music, the other prefers heavy metal.

[jaffka]

ahem, shall we again?

pikeys round em up...

[Lord Kangana]

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[Fredi]

For anyone who might be vaguely interested, here is Marica in one of his better games for Stuttgart - shows what he can do when he can be a**ed.1 goal, 3 assists. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTLdcjH1Li0" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Dingles are supposed to be interested, as are Marseille. Schalke definitely interested but strapped for cash (even after the sale of Herr Neuer) so loathe to pay big wages to a guy who'll probably warm the bench behind Raul and Huntelaar.

[Salford Trotter]

reports suggest that Taylor will sign for West Ham later today and i understand Navarro is impressing Hendry but OC needs to cast his eye over the former Real Madrid player before a contract is offered

[Choppers]

How is a traveller different from a gypsy?

One will steal your money, the other will steal your wife.

[Lofthouse Lower]

How is a traveller different from a gypsy?

Both are undesirable

[Lofthouse Lower]

Ey up

WANDERERS have been given the clearest indication yet that Daniel Sturridge could return to the Reebok.

New Chelsea boss Andre Villas-Boas has admitted for the first time the 21-year-old striker could go out on a season-long loan.

Sturridge was a revelation during his spell at Bolton where he blasted eight goals in 12 games.

And, with Chelsea closing in on Anderlecht striker Romelu Lukaku, Villas-Boas has hinted he could continue his development away from Stamford Bridge.

That would put Owen Coyle – a good friend of the former Porto boss after the pair completed their coaching badges together in Scotland – in pole position to land the England Under-21s star.

But Wanderers will have to wait at least another fortnight to find out whether the player can return.

Sturridge is currently on Chelsea’s tour of the Far East after starting alongside Fernando Torres in Saturday’s 1-1 friendly draw at Portsmouth.

And Villas-Boas insists he will only decide on the highly-rated frontman’s future on his return.

“This is one of the decisions we have to take,” said Villas-Boas. “Daniel is a very, very interesting player with a tremendous future.

“The individual is highly regarded by myself.

“I have 15 days in Asia to make the best decision and I need those four games to continue to assess “When we get back from Asia we have a week running into the Rangers game and I think from then on a decision will have to be taken to be ready for the first game of the season.”

[David Lee's Hair]

Those exact quotes were used pre-Lukaku bid becoming public knowledge to say we had no chance...

[ohjimmyjimmy]

Looks like that Sanchez is completing his 25m move to Barca from Udinese - no mention of any players being used as a makeweight (specifically, Suarez). Further down the pecking order now Jeff, might as well accept our offer