West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by seanworth » Sat Jul 23, 2011 9:00 am

Would be an excellent signing for them. They should get Nicky Hunt for back up.

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by Wandering Willy » Sat Jul 23, 2011 3:31 pm

Nolan - club captain.
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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by bobo the clown » Sat Jul 23, 2011 8:06 pm

Wandering Willy wrote:Nolan - club captain.
about 1,000 x better suited to it than Upson. It lso confirms Parker's on the 'out' escalator.
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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by thebish » Sat Jul 23, 2011 8:08 pm

bobo the clown wrote:
Wandering Willy wrote:Nolan - club captain.
aabout 1,000 x better suited to it than Upson. It lso confirms Parker's on the 'out' escalator.
early days maybe, but there still doesn't seem to be an unseemly scramble for littlescottyparker's signature..

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by plymouth wanderer » Sat Jul 23, 2011 8:45 pm

thebish wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:
Wandering Willy wrote:Nolan - club captain.
aabout 1,000 x better suited to it than Upson. It lso confirms Parker's on the 'out' escalator.
early days maybe, but there still doesn't seem to be an unseemly scramble for littlescottyparker's signature..

sign scott the nancy parker up could do with another centre mid
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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by bobo the clown » Sun Jul 24, 2011 8:35 am

plymouth wanderer wrote:
thebish wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:
Wandering Willy wrote:Nolan - club captain.
aabout 1,000 x better suited to it than Upson. It lso confirms Parker's on the 'out' escalator.
early days maybe, but there still doesn't seem to be an unseemly scramble for littlescottyparker's signature..
sign scott the nancy parker up could do with another centre mid
he's a bit of an M25 guy tho.

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by Wandering Willy » Sun Jul 31, 2011 12:13 am

JLS can be added to the list.
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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by Hoboh » Sun Jul 31, 2011 12:23 am

Maybe Pussy as well now!!!

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by TKIZ! » Sun Jul 31, 2011 9:42 am

Wandering Willy wrote:JLS can be added to the list.
http://www.people.co.uk/sport/football/ ... -23309040/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by thebish » Sun Jul 31, 2011 1:31 pm

so.. what's the current count of ex-wanderers at West Ham?? I've lost track!

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Post by Wandering Willy » Sun Jul 31, 2011 1:44 pm

thebish wrote:so.. what's the current count of ex-wanderers at West Ham?? I've lost track!
6 - I'm including Faye who I'm not sure about.

7 when Diouffy gets there.
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Post by seanworth » Sun Jul 31, 2011 1:46 pm

8 when Hunt skulks in.

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Post by Choppers » Sun Jul 31, 2011 1:48 pm

TKIZ! wrote:
Wandering Willy wrote:JLS can be added to the list.
http://www.people.co.uk/sport/football/ ... -23309040/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
This may be a stupid question - but is that legit? Has he really signed Samuel??

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by thebish » Sun Jul 31, 2011 1:52 pm

Choppers wrote:
TKIZ! wrote:
Wandering Willy wrote:JLS can be added to the list.
http://www.people.co.uk/sport/football/ ... -23309040/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
This may be a stupid question - but is that legit? Has he really signed Samuel??

Nolan
Samuel
Faye
O'Brien

Any I've missed? That is embarrasing.
well - there's mattyT for one - he scored for them yesterday against Real Zaragosa...

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by Armchair Wanderer » Sun Jul 31, 2011 1:56 pm

I had Chungy on my Fantasy team, so I went on there madly moving players around and looking for new additions... anyway, I was looking for a decent midfielder who was going to score goals, assists and gametime. Thought of Nolan... couldn't find him... It took me a few seconds but then I finally worked out why he wasn't available.
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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by seanworth » Sun Jul 31, 2011 2:07 pm

Big Sam had better pray his gamble pays off and they go right up. If the gamble on so many ex Bolton players flops there will be a lot of fun in Spammerland.

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by thebish » Sun Jul 31, 2011 2:07 pm

Armchair Wanderer wrote:I had Chungy on my Fantasy team, so I went on there madly moving players around and looking for new additions... anyway, I was looking for a decent midfielder who was going to score goals, assists and gametime. Thought of Nolan... couldn't find him... It took me a few seconds but then I finally worked out why he wasn't available.
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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by Wandering Willy » Sun Jul 31, 2011 2:08 pm

Nolan
Faye
JOB
JLS
Taylor
+ Sam = 6 ex Wanderers
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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by thebish » Sun Jul 31, 2011 2:49 pm

Wandering Willy wrote:Nolan
Faye
JOB
JLS
Taylor
+ Sam = 6 ex Wanderers
and nolly is the captain - and there doesn't seem to be a queue to sign littlescottyparker who used to be captain....

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by Wandering Willy » Sun Jul 31, 2011 2:50 pm

Parker wasn't captain last year.
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