TKIZ's impossibly brilliant all new Transfer Rumours thread

[martin1877coywm]

Mexes plays for AC Milan, RVN for Malaga, Klose for Lazio, and Altintop Real Madrid.

[Debo]

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/transfe ... 78884.html

Don't think we would let this happen after letting AAH go

[seanworth]

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/transfe ... 78884.html

Don't think we would let this happen after letting AAH go

Doubt this will amount to much.

[TKIZ!]

http://www.people.co.uk/sport/football/ ... -23309453/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

£60k is a lot.

[thebish]

A striker and a right midfielder are probably the priority.
Just had a look at a few bosman lists, no idea if they are any good and some may have already found clubs.

Stephen Appiah (Mid)
David Suazo (Fwd)
Philippe Mexes (Def)
Franck Dja Djedje Fwd (Cos i just like his name)
Remy Riou (Gk)
Harry Kewell (Mid)
Hamit Altintop (Mid)
Miroslav Klose (Fwd)
Mark van Bommel (Mid)
Alain Junior Olle Olle (Mid) (Just like his name too)
Ruud van Nistelrooy (Fwd)
Helder Postiga (Fwd)

careful!

[TKIZ!]

http://www.people.co.uk/sport/football/ ... -23309042/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[TKIZ!]

http://www.people.co.uk/sport/football/ ... -23309048/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

'A source close to Jussi said he's really unhappy that nothing has been done'

Balls

A source on the Wanderer says 'we should have bloody let you're contract run down you ungrateful fecker'

[jimbo_bwfc]

"Peter Harrison close to Jussi said, I'm really unhappy that I've represented a top goalkeeper for all these years who refuses to leave this shithole and make me more money"

Unfortunetly every contract negotation we get this with Jaaskelainen, and I'm convinced that the majority of it is engineered by his nice person of an agent.

[TKIZ!]

"Peter Harrison close to Jussi said, I'm really unhappy that I've represented a top goalkeeper for all these years who refuses to leave this shithole and make me more money"

Unfortunetly every contract negotation we get this with Jaaskelainen, and I'm convinced that the majority of it is engineered by his tw*t of an agent.

Bob and indeed on

[Choppers]

Miroslav Klose (Fwd)

How old is he now, out of interest?

Oh and Defoe? In a heartbeat for me, IF we could afford him. He score a boatload for us.

[TKIZ!]

I think he would be a great foil for Davies/Klasnic. Unfortunately on 60k a week. Unless we could get Twitchy to go for half wages from them/us?

Peter Harrison is a K-nob

[Relentless09]

David Suazo, Hamit Altintop, Miroslav Klose, Mark van Bommel, Ruud van Nistelrooy, Helder Postiga i'd take any of those players

[TKIZ!]

How about this fella? Been out on loan loads, can't dislodge Messi/Villa

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keirrison" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

or Ryo Miyaichi http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ryo_Miyaichi" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[Lofthouse Lower]

Miroslav Klose (Fwd)

How old is he now, out of interest?

Oh and Defoe? In a heartbeat for me, IF we could afford him. He score a boatload for us.

Klose - Lazio

[Choppers]

He's also 33 according to Wikipedia. No point really.

Let's get Defoe and SWP then Coyle - make it happen!

[Tals-biggest-fan]

How about this fella? Been out on loan loads, can't dislodge Messi/Villa

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keirrison" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

or Ryo Miyaichi http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ryo_Miyaichi" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

I've said before that I'd take Ryo he'd be quality for us!

[P.O.S.]

Lazio signed Klose and Cisse - that's a dangerous front line in my opinion!

[Bigzippy]

Hmm this was a rumor I heard last week but laughed it off as I never thought Jussi would fool us around (again).

We are supposedly looking at getting Chris Maxwell from Wrexham (may be easier now that we can probably get him for free), that is from a member of the playing staff at Wrexham. Good keeper but a long way off top flight.

[thebish]

Hmm this was a rumor I heard last week but laughed it off as I never thought Jussi would fool us around (again).

We are supposedly looking at getting Chris Maxwell from Wrexham (may be easier now that we can probably get him for free), that is from a member of the playing staff at Wrexham. Good keeper but a long way off top flight.

what about top, top flight?

[Tals-biggest-fan]

Hmm this was a rumor I heard last week but laughed it off as I never thought Jussi would fool us around (again).

We are supposedly looking at getting Chris Maxwell from Wrexham (may be easier now that we can probably get him for free), that is from a member of the playing staff at Wrexham. Good keeper but a long way off top flight.

Chris's is a decent keeper with a big future given a season working with the goal keeping staff and the reserves I feel he can push for the 2nd keeper spot behind Jussi and then be our first choice when Jussi leaves!