TKIZ's impossibly brilliant all new Transfer Rumours thread

Gooner Girl · Post by **Gooner Girl** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 9:34 am

Dave Sutton's barnet wrote:
CrazyHorse wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:(where is Newport street?!)
It's the massive 190 mile long dual carriageway between Bolton and Newport.
He's right, GG. I understand in Newport they call it Bolton Street.

Mad northeners!

Dave Sutton's barnet · Post by **Dave Sutton's barnet** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 9:39 am

Don't blame us. Newport insisted, and at 51°35′15.86″N they're barely farther north than the Emirates (51°33′18″N).

thebish · Post by **thebish** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 9:52 am

Joey Barton has threatened Newcastle with the nightmare scenario of staying for the remainder of his contract as he awaits a concrete offer from a club prepared to sign him on a free.

I thought his agent said that top clubs were "queuing up" for Barton's freebie signature...

Gooner Girl · Post by **Gooner Girl** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 9:52 am

Dave Sutton's barnet wrote:Don't blame us. Newport insisted, and at 51°35′15.86″N they're barely farther north than the Emirates (51°33′18″N).

Please tell me you googled that and it wasn't a random fact off the top of your head?!

thebish · Post by **thebish** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 9:53 am

Gooner Girl wrote:
Dave Sutton's barnet wrote:Don't blame us. Newport insisted, and at 51°35′15.86″N they're barely farther north than the Emirates (51°33′18″N).
Please tell me you googled that and it wasn't a random fact off the top of your head?!

before securing his current job, DSB used to work for Latitude Monthly as a cub reporter...

ohjimmyjimmy · Post by **ohjimmyjimmy** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 9:54 am

Gooner Girl wrote:
Dave Sutton's barnet wrote:Don't blame us. Newport insisted, and at 51°35′15.86″N they're barely farther north than the Emirates (51°33′18″N).
Please tell me you googled that and it wasn't a random fact off the top of your head?!

Fact: DSB can tell you coo-ordinates of anywhere in the UK off the top of his head, especially those of your bedroom and many other women like you

Dave Sutton's barnet · Post by **Dave Sutton's barnet** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 9:54 am

How dare you, GG. It's all in the mind. (Oslo, 59°56′58″N 10°45′23″E.)

thebish · Post by **thebish** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 9:56 am

(that's before he got a better job at the SatNav Supplement)

ohjimmyjimmy · Post by **ohjimmyjimmy** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 9:57 am

To be fair, its not all TKIZ's fault that his thread is nearly at 250 pages and only 4 signings.

Gooner Girl · Post by **Gooner Girl** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 9:58 am

Dave Sutton's barnet wrote:How dare you, GG. It's all in the mind. (Oslo, 59°56′58″N 10°45′23″E.)

I'm so very sorry for doubting you DSB. Extremely useful skill to have, if ever I get lost and need to find the way to my bedroom I will call you

Gooner Girl · Post by **Gooner Girl** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 10:00 am

ohjimmyjimmy wrote:To be fair, its not all TKIZ's fault that his thread is nearly at 250 pages and only 4 signings.

I cannot believe that (even with diversions) this thread is as long as it is. Do you lot never do any work?!

Lofthouse Lower · Post by **Lofthouse Lower** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 10:00 am

No, we're all stay-at-home parents.

ohjimmyjimmy · Post by **ohjimmyjimmy** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 10:04 am

Lofthouse Lower wrote:No, we're all stay-at-home parents.

Cos we got fired for excessive internet usage.

thebish · Post by **thebish** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 10:04 am

anyway...

back to transfers...

it seems that Squirtle has had an injury set-back - so it's not 2000miles beyond the border of credibility that Liverpool might be tempted to splash the cash on a new centre back...

Lofthouse Lower · Post by **Lofthouse Lower** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 10:04 am

There's a thread for that kind of talk.

Lord Kangana · Post by **Lord Kangana** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 10:05 am

Zat Knight?

Dave Sutton's barnet · Post by **Dave Sutton's barnet** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 10:06 am

Zat Knight's not a thread...

...he's a streak of piss.

(Only joking, Mr Knight, sir.)

Gooner Girl · Post by **Gooner Girl** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 10:08 am

Lofthouse Lower wrote:No, we're all stay-at-home parents.

Mr GG loves the twins but would far rather go out to work all day then have to deal with 2 grizzly, teething babies who, atm, are doing endless disgusting nappies (tmi?)

and on that note, they appear to be waking up again so I had better get dressed, get them up, walk the dog and meet my friend for a cuppa and chat!

Lord Kangana · Post by **Lord Kangana** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 10:10 am

They're protesting at having to wear Arsenal gear. Its inhuman.

Lofthouse Lower · Post by **Lofthouse Lower** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 10:10 am

Another 'friend'?

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