Today I'm angry about.....

[boltonboris]

I haven't done it before and feel a bit guilty about not doing so, that coupled with the snacks on offer made me think twice and take the plunge.

Walkers crisps, Orange juice, bourbon and Tuc biscuits... It's a no brainer!!

It'll be my 7th time, next time I go

[clapton is god]

Going to donate blood at lunch. Not mad keen on needles but it's worth it in terms of the biscuits at the end.

Excellent, and to reciprocate your gesture from earlier in the week, for this you are now on my TW 'friends' list.

[clapton is god]

I haven't done it before and feel a bit guilty about not doing so, that coupled with the snacks on offer made me think twice and take the plunge.

Walkers crisps, Orange juice, bourbon and Tuc biscuits... It's a no brainer!!

It'll be my 7th time, next time I go

83rd Got a rather lavish meal at Old Trafford cricket ground for 75th.

[Lofthouse Lower]

I haven't done it before and feel a bit guilty about not doing so, that coupled with the snacks on offer made me think twice and take the plunge.

Walkers crisps, Orange juice, bourbon and Tuc biscuits... It's a no brainer!!

It'll be my 7th time, next time I go

Had two flapjacks and a bag of crisps. Loved it

[Prufrock]

Not unhappy, more disappointed http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-14394181" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

You can't kill Spider-Man

Not even Giant Slipper Man?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

Anyway, today I'm angry about fcukcnuts leaving broken off, suspiciously singed spoon heads, along with skanky foil wrappings where I coach kids. On a fecking school. Thankfully no needles.

Made up for it by one of the rougher lads sitting on a ball and shouting 'Look everyone, I'm pregnant!', to which son of very middle class parents tutted, and said in disgust, 'You can't say that, it's offensive'.

[malcd1]

I haven't done it before and feel a bit guilty about not doing so, that coupled with the snacks on offer made me think twice and take the plunge.

Walkers crisps, Orange juice, bourbon and Tuc biscuits... It's a no brainer!!

It'll be my 7th time, next time I go

83rd Got a rather lavish meal at Old Trafford cricket ground for 75th.

Bloody hell. I thought I was doing well as I have racked up 32 now. Well done Clapton.

As you have already confessed to being a cop, did you get time off work? We all know you coppers would do anything to get out of working.

[clapton is god]

I haven't done it before and feel a bit guilty about not doing so, that coupled with the snacks on offer made me think twice and take the plunge.

Walkers crisps, Orange juice, bourbon and Tuc biscuits... It's a no brainer!!

It'll be my 7th time, next time I go

83rd Got a rather lavish meal at Old Trafford cricket ground for 75th.

Bloody hell. I thought I was doing well as I have racked up 32 now. Well done Clapton.

As you have already confessed to being a cop, did you get time off work? We all know you coppers would do anything to get out of working.

You're thinking of firemen! No, I didn't get any time off for it. Just been healthy over the last 40 or so years and kept donating twice a year and then three times a year when they allowed.

[Prufrock]

News made me angry, in a petty oh do feck off way, as opposed to the more serious stuff of the riots. There were two things; one, the newswoman at the end of a fifteen minute long piece on the rioting deciding to give us the pertinent footnote that many people on social media are commenting on these events ( O RLY? No shit) and the police have pointed out that anybody who incites violence through social media would be possibly prosecuted. Was that the worlds most boring Public Information Broadcast, worst scare tactic, or most vapid - in a stultifyingly pointless, beige, field - reference to the 'phenomenon' of social media yet?

Second was that mental bint Vorderman saying she reckons Maths should be compulsory up to 18. Ignoring that every time she has ever opened her mouth on telly to do anything other than basic maths she has shown herself a mental, half arsed, intellectually-weak fruitcake, and ignoring that her idea is shit, when the feck did the over-exposed, mediocre, Z-list celebrities suddenly decide they were entitled to run the fecking country. First of all Jamie Oliver fought like a bastard on a campaign he had considered, and put a lot into, then the likes of Mitch Winehouse and Carol Vorderman decided coz they'd been on the telly they can now decide fecking policy. The government actually felt the need to reply to Carol bastard Vorderman. Dear. Me.

[thebish]

Second was that mental bint Vorderman saying she reckons Maths should be compulsory up to 18.

on r5 this morning she opined that only 17% leave school knowng how to do fractions - then said - it's the other 85% we need to reach...

[a1]

on r5 this morning she opined that only 17% leave school knowng how to do fractions - then said - it's the other 85% we need to reach...

thats right. i think.

might be like the old VAT sum.

a + 17.5% = c , is the same as, 85% of c = a .

i think its similar. or at least she were thinking along them lines.

[Lord Kangana]

Indded.

100% of 102 is 102.

[Wandering Willy]

Please no.

[Lord Kangana]

Whats that when hedging is taken in to account then smartarse?

[Wandering Willy]

[a1]

cant see why its not wrong.

it looks kinda right to me. like i said i'm not sure , i can see what she's thinking but carnt tell how or why its right or wrong.

and , who's being a smartarse ?

[Lord Kangana]

Don't worry, not you.

[a1]

i carnt tell if its right.

[thebish]

on r5 this morning she opined that only 17% leave school knowng how to do fractions - then said - it's the other 85% we need to reach...

thats right. i think.

might be like the old VAT sum.

a + 17.5% = c , is the same as, 85% of c = a .

i think its similar. or at least she were thinking along them lines.

eh?? 17% of children leave school not knowing how to do fractions - we need to focus on the other 85%????

it's wrong! simply wrong! plainly wrong! what's the matter with you??
are you on love with Vorderman??

[thebish]

Newsreaders on the BBC reporting that something is "trending on twitter" as if that makes it news...

feck off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lofthouse Lower]

Well it is.