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[plymouth wanderer]

i no he's a provider did't say otherwise

he knows where the goal is....

for Sakaryaspor he scored a shade under a goal every two games over 66 games
for Fenerbahçe he scored a shade over a goal overy three games over 154 games
for Boro he scored as near as makes no difference to a goal every four games over 70 games

for stoke - it went a bit wrong - 5 in 44 - either that means he turned to crap OR summat at stoke held him back (style? position? manager?)

provider he may be - but it certainly isn't the only part of his game...

knew i could rely on you bish

he is a cracking player certainly the sort of player we should be looking at

[TKIZ!]

I'd be happy with Tuncay, as long as we get a pacy forward as well.

SIT DOWN JEROME, I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT YOU.

[Lofthouse Lower]

i no he's a provider did't say otherwise

he knows where the goal is....

for Sakaryaspor he scored a shade under a goal every two games over 66 games
for Fenerbahçe he scored a shade over a goal overy three games over 154 games
for Boro he scored as near as makes no difference to a goal every four games over 70 games

for stoke - it went a bit wrong - 5 in 44 - either that means he turned to crap OR summat at stoke held him back (style? position? manager?)

provider he may be - but it certainly isn't the only part of his game...

Wikipedia doesn't tell the full story.

It's the hattrick against the Filth that I like best about him.

[Beefheart]

i no he's a provider did't say otherwise

he knows where the goal is....

for Sakaryaspor he scored a shade under a goal every two games over 66 games
for Fenerbahçe he scored a shade over a goal overy three games over 154 games
for Boro he scored as near as makes no difference to a goal every four games over 70 games

for stoke - it went a bit wrong - 5 in 44 - either that means he turned to crap OR summat at stoke held him back (style? position? manager?)

provider he may be - but it certainly isn't the only part of his game...

He didn't start very often at stoke did he?

[TKIZ!]

i no he's a provider did't say otherwise

he knows where the goal is....

for Sakaryaspor he scored a shade under a goal every two games over 66 games
for Fenerbahçe he scored a shade over a goal overy three games over 154 games
for Boro he scored as near as makes no difference to a goal every four games over 70 games

for stoke - it went a bit wrong - 5 in 44 - either that means he turned to crap OR summat at stoke held him back (style? position? manager?)

provider he may be - but it certainly isn't the only part of his game...

Wikipedia doesn't tell the full story.

It's the hattrick against the Filth that I like best about him.

And we'd all be very happy if he did hat again.

[Tals-biggest-fan]

i no he's a provider did't say otherwise

he knows where the goal is....

for Sakaryaspor he scored a shade under a goal every two games over 66 games
for Fenerbahçe he scored a shade over a goal overy three games over 154 games
for Boro he scored as near as makes no difference to a goal every four games over 70 games

for stoke - it went a bit wrong - 5 in 44 - either that means he turned to crap OR summat at stoke held him back (style? position? manager?)

provider he may be - but it certainly isn't the only part of his game...

knew i could rely on you bish

he is a cracking player certainly the sort of player we should be looking at

He was used as a bench player alot of the time for Stoke, during his final two seasons at Stoke he only had a total of around 2000 minutes game time which if my calculator is correct is around 22 full games and after a little more research he played 9 games from the start in the 10-11 season in all comps and came off the bench for 9 in all comps and then in the season before 17 starts in all comps and 20 subs.

[plymouth wanderer]

i no he's a provider did't say otherwise

he knows where the goal is....

for Sakaryaspor he scored a shade under a goal every two games over 66 games
for Fenerbahçe he scored a shade over a goal overy three games over 154 games
for Boro he scored as near as makes no difference to a goal every four games over 70 games

for stoke - it went a bit wrong - 5 in 44 - either that means he turned to crap OR summat at stoke held him back (style? position? manager?)

provider he may be - but it certainly isn't the only part of his game...

Wikipedia doesn't tell the full story.

It's the hattrick against the Filth that I like best about him.

And we'd all be very happy if he did hat again.

Fvcking A

[TKIZ!]

reluctantnicko Alan Nixon
@joshjenbeth Bit of news on Swp in paper tomorrow.

[Lofthouse Lower]

Be the same old shite that he always writes. Cock knocker that he is

[thebish]

reluctantnicko Alan Nixon
@joshjenbeth Bit of news on Swp in paper tomorrow.

there's been a "bit of news" about SWP in the papers every day!!!

[TKIZ!]

Nixon reporting on twitter that Tuncay is 90% complete, whatever that means?

[Tals-biggest-fan]

plus Tuncay does this against United....


http://www.soccerclips.net/videos/stoke ... ted-tuncay" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[Lofthouse Lower]

Nixon reporting on twitter that Tuncay is 90% complete, whatever that means?

Means that Nixon is a bell-end

[hat360]

Nixon reporting on twitter that Tuncay is 90% complete, whatever that means?

he's joining us without one of his feet?

[thebish]

Nixon reporting on twitter that Tuncay is 90% complete, whatever that means?

err.. if 80% is one phone call away... then - errr.. half a phone call away??

[TKIZ!]

Nixon reporting on twitter that Tuncay is 90% complete, whatever that means?

Means that Nixon is a bell-end

I've got a feeling that's why the plum 'blackballed' you from his tweets

[Wandering Willy]

Nixon reporting on twitter that Tuncay is 90% complete, whatever that means?

I was told that was in reference to SWP.

[thebish]

Nixon reporting on twitter that Tuncay is 90% complete, whatever that means?

I was told that was in reference to SWP.

no - SWP is only 87.6% done...

[Lofthouse Lower]

I'm not bitter

There's only so much 'I can't tell you' that I can take

[Wandering Willy]

Nixon reporting on twitter that Tuncay is 90% complete, whatever that means?

I was told that was in reference to SWP.

no - SWP is only 87.6% done...

That's about 3'6" then.