TKIZ's impossibly brilliant all new Transfer Rumours thread

[TKIZ!]

That reminds me of the best transfer rumour I ever heard - my Uncle rang me to say that he'd seen a Chelsea-era Ruud Gullit on the 471 from Bury to Bolton - apparently he got off the bus at Jumbles.

I'm sure that has to do with Chelsea training at Thornleigh for their Coca Cola Cup game back in the day?

Wasn't it Bolton School?

I might be wrong.

[Athers]

It was Bolton School as I got Gullit's autograph, must've been 1996 I think

(softlad alert)

[BWFC_Insane]

I have no idea who it is.

But most of the names proposed on here don't fit the clues at all.

There are one or two exceptions though. Can't be that hard to work out!

Clues, eh? It's almost like it's all a big childish guessing game.
These clues are all one big piss take and you're falling right for it.

Aye good call!

[Lord Kangana]

Anyway, its Tuncay isn't it.

Not a bad player.

[BWFC_Insane]

Anyway, its Tuncay isn't it.

Not a bad player.

Good addition if we can get him in. Still doesnt solve goalscoring issues, as Tuncay isn't prolific. Think he'd work quite well up with Klasnic or Davies!

[Lord Kangana]

If he comes, then I'm half tempted to say f*ck it, we'll take Robbie Keane aswell (on the cheap) and take our chances with this lot.

A young loanee wouldn't go amiss either.

[BWFC_Insane]

If he comes, then I'm half tempted to say f*ck it, we'll take Robbie Keane aswell (on the cheap) and take our chances with this lot.

A young loanee wouldn't go amiss either.

If we get Tuncay then we need a big fook off powerhouse who can bag a few goals. Someone who longer term can replace Davies and short term can do a job when needed. That may be Jerome I suppose.......

[Lord Kangana]

I'd wait on that.

I'd still like the look of a "speedy" forward (Keane, N'gog). If we have to make choices, I'd look to be taking Jerome in January or next summer, if we can. He's not great, but Birmingham might be desperate by then, so cheap...

[BWFC_Insane]

I'd wait on that.

I'd still like the look of a "speedy" forward (Keane, N'gog). If we have to make choices, I'd look to be taking Jerome in January or next summer, if we can. He's not great, but Birmingham might be desperate by then, so cheap...

Keane is not what I'd call speedy, I'd class him the same as Tuncay, busy, rather than quick per se. Think there is a good chance we will end up with NGog in he last few days of the window!

[TKIZ!]

I'd wait on that.

I'd still like the look of a "speedy" forward (Keane, N'gog). If we have to make choices, I'd look to be taking Jerome in January or next summer, if we can. He's not great, but Birmingham might be desperate by then, so cheap...

Keane is not what I'd call speedy, I'd class him the same as Tuncay, busy, rather than quick per se. Think there is a good chance we will end up with NGog in he last few days of the window!

I agree with you BWFCi, can see it being the last days of the window, he may even push a transfer through

[jimbo_bwfc]

If you asked Liverpool fans, they'd tell you N'Gog is slower with the ball at his feet than Kevin Davies...

[TKIZ!]

reluctantnicko Alan Nixon
@JayJay2345 Tuncay 90. Swp not so close. Only takes a chat.

Looks like the Tuncay deal is the closer of the two

[Wandering Willy]

reluctantnicko Alan Nixon
@JayJay2345 Tuncay 90. Swp not so close. Only takes a chat.

I would have preferred someone younger, in their seventies say.

[Lord Kangana]

Thats the exchange rate.

[BWFC_Insane]

Nixon's info is good and all but this stuff about % of how complete a transfer is, is just a bit bollocks. It's irrelevant how much is done till it's signed and sealed. IMHO of course.

[Wandering Willy]

Thats the exchange rate.

That's all very well and good, but tell me, how do you calculate his age in a year's time?

[Lord Kangana]

Hedging.

Ask Gary, do you a good deal.

[Tals-biggest-fan]

SS are saying we've had the Tuncay bid accepted I'm guessing it'll be in the area of between 2-3 million

[BWFC_Insane]

SS are saying we've had the Tuncay bid accepted I'm guessing it'll be in the area of between 2-3 million

It's a loan deal!

[Prufrock]

Not particularly enthused by Tuncay. Fanboy player. All skillz and no end product. Still, he is better than Robbie Blake, and Jerome. A proper bloke what scores would be nice, and SWP. I'd be much happier with Tuncay if I knew there was someone who'd actually score coming too.