TKIZ's impossibly brilliant all new Transfer Rumours thread

[plymouth wanderer]

Didn't Stoke fans just sing "Na na na na na na na, hey hey hey, Tuncay"?

That'll do, it's simple and it's better than "Tun-cay San-li, Tun-cay San-li".

Clap, clap,
Clap, clap, clap.
Clap, clap, clap, clap.
Tuncay..

They'll never remember the words to the other two.

how many times do you have to sing clap

You obviously have no musical background do you?

obviously

[Lofthouse Lower]

I have a bad feeling about this

The Tottenham Hotspur striker Robbie Keane has confirmed he expects to leave the club before the end of the transfer window, and has denied he is interested only in a move to another London club.

The Republic of Ireland captain, who will lead his country and win his 109th cap in Wednesday's friendly against Croatia, has fallen behind several others, including Roman Pavlyuchenko and Jermain Defoe, in Tottenham's plans.

He has been linked with several clubs over the summer yet remains a Spurs player with just three days left before the start of the new Premier League season.

"It's probably likely that I will be going but I can't really answer where to at the moment. There's obviously a lot of speculation but there's still a couple of weeks to go and we'll see what happens.

"I haven't turned down anything. I think there's a few people talking to the clubs but that's all I can really say at the moment. I'm sure in the next couple of weeks it will be sorted out. It's very unlikely anything will happen before the weekend."

Asked if his preference was to stay in London, Keane said: "No, I'll move. I don't know why this story keeps coming out that I want to stay in London. I've never said that. I'm quite happy to go anywhere. For me, it's just about playing regular football and if that's outside London I'm not too bothered."

[Annoyed Grunt]

In other news - just read this, to the tune of the Torres song

He grows his hair like Cheryl Cole, Tuncay Tuncay
He'll get the ball and score a goal, Tuncay Tuncay
He came from Wolfsburg on a plane
He'll score against the scum again
TUNCAY SANLI BOLTON'S NUMBER NINE

I lol'd, then I was appalled.

I was just appalled.

[Holden midfielder]

"Tuncay wherever you may be
You can eat kebabs in your own country
Eating lots of rats in your council flats
Tuncay wherever you may be"

My personal favorite

[Annoyed Grunt]

"Tuncay wherever you may be
You can eat kebabs in your own country
Eating lots of rats in your council flats
Tuncay wherever you may be"

My personal favorite

That makes no sense whatsoever!

[thebish]

so - bottom line still is that we haven't signed Tuncay or Jerome yet?

[officer_dibble]

we are shit at transfers!

if it was 90% yesterday we must of been working on it since he played for Stoke!

[Harry Genshaw]

we are shit at transfers!

if it was 90% yesterday we must of been working on it since he played for Stoke!

All transfers are on hold due to the riots.

[TKIZ!]

we are shit at transfers!

if it was 90% yesterday we must of been working on it since he played for Stoke!

All transfers are on hold due to the riots.

Right, let's form vigilante groups and get out there. Only way we can force these transfers through in my book

[BWFC_Insane]

we are shit at transfers!

if it was 90% yesterday we must of been working on it since he played for Stoke!

Fook me, we only found out he was available last weekend. He's got to have a medical sort out the contracts, sign the forms get a work permit etc. Don't expect it to be official for a few days yet. As transfers go, this one has happened very very quickly!

[Il Pirate]

Tuncay & Jerome

[adamworthy2002]

Coyle said tonight he's close to signing two strikers, one of who just got over an injury which I guess is Jerome?

[BWFC_Insane]

Coyle said tonight he's close to signing two strikers, one of who just got over an injury which I guess is Jerome?

He didn't. He said he pulled out of a deal to sign a player cos he was injured! How much did you have to drink?

[adamworthy2002]

Coyle said tonight he's close to signing two strikers, one of who just got over an injury which I guess is Jerome?

He didn't. He said he pulled out of a deal to sign a player cos he was injured! How much did you have to drink?

Just two free ones! But I'm sure he said he was still waiting on it?

[Holden midfielder]

Outside the financial top 4 not many signings going on. This will come down to the last day of the window for any real movement of significance.

[BWFC_Insane]

Coyle said tonight he's close to signing two strikers, one of who just got over an injury which I guess is Jerome?

He didn't. He said he pulled out of a deal to sign a player cos he was injured! How much did you have to drink?

Just two free ones! But I'm sure he said he was still waiting on it?

No, he said we were close but pulled out, that's all. Didn't say we wouldn't go back, but equally didn't say we would!

[plymouth wanderer]

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[wanderers_on_tour]

The oracle's artice on the mirror website doesn't mention Jerome at all, just that we're planning a improved 4 million pound bid for N'Gog and possibly SWP (along with Tuncay obviously.

Link here..

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[jimbo_bwfc]

Also Wigan have offered 50,000 p/w for SWP's services. Crazy if true.

Although that is serious competition. Closer to home than Stoke, definitely offer him first team football too.

The allure of playing with his mates and playing under Coyle who obviously rates him and has wanted him for a while is all we've got to fall back on now. Also that and the fact Wigan are shit.

We're not going to match those wages.

[Beefheart]

Also Wigan have offered 50,000 p/w for SWP's services. Crazy if true.

Although that is serious competition. Closer to home than Stoke, definitely offer him first team football too.

The allure of playing with his mates and playing under Coyle who obviously rates him and has wanted him for a while is all we've got to fall back on now. Also that and the fact Wigan are shit.

We're not going to match those wages.

Just needs Coyle to work his magic!