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The BWFC Zorb Challenge.

Post by Annoyed Grunt » Wed Aug 10, 2011 7:45 pm

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Apply Now For The 'BWFC Zorb Challenge'

Would you like to win a season ticket at Bolton Wanderers for 2012/13?

Throughout the course of the upcoming season, the club are launching new half-time entertainment - the 'BWFC Zorb Challenge'.

At every home match, two Wanderers fans will go head-to-head with two visiting supporters in a relay race inside a three metre high Zorb ball, racing from one side of the pitch to the other.

Times will be recorded and the quickest time registered by Bolton fans over the course of the season will win a season ticket for 2012/13 - simple!

Fans that are interested in participating in the 'BWFC Zorb Challenge' are invited to apply now, stating in an email their reasons why they should be given the opportunity to participate in this fun, exciting new initiative.

The email, which should be sent to [email protected], also needs to include your name, age, address, contact details, seat number and match of preference.

Fans are also asked to include a photograph in the email so that their information can appear in the matchday programme, should they be selected to participate for that particular home fixture.

Over the course of the season, a league table will be produced in every issue of the matchday programme to document the quickest times by the Bolton fans.

So, don't hesitate and send that email today!

*Please note that the BWFC Zorb Challenge is only open to those aged 18 and over.

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Re: The BWFC Zorb Challenge.

Post by Hoboh » Wed Aug 10, 2011 8:19 pm

This stinks!!! my one legged 97yr old grandad has no chance its blatent discrimination!!

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Re: The BWFC Zorb Challenge.

Post by Lofthouse Lower » Thu Aug 11, 2011 6:44 am

If anyone I know does this I will automatically punch them in the bollocks

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Re: The BWFC Zorb Challenge.

Post by Lord Kangana » Thu Aug 11, 2011 9:55 am

Before, during, or after?
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Re: The BWFC Zorb Challenge.

Post by Lofthouse Lower » Thu Aug 11, 2011 9:57 am

Preferably all three, but practically just after.

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Re: The BWFC Zorb Challenge.

Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Aug 11, 2011 10:03 am

They did this at half-time against Levante. 'Twas the only entertainment we recieved all evening.

PS. I'd suggest to anyone that doesn't mind incurring LL's bollock-slappage and fancies a go - you're going to need to be pretty fit to do it.
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Re: The BWFC Zorb Challenge.

Post by CrazyHorse » Thu Aug 11, 2011 10:09 am

Bruce Rioja wrote:They did this at half-time against Levante. 'Twas the only entertainment we recieved all evening.

PS. I'd suggest to anyone that doesn't mind incurring LL's bollock-slappage and fancies a go - you're going to need to be pretty fit to do it.
Well I was looking forward to the bollock fisting but if you need to be fit, I'm out.
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Re: The BWFC Zorb Challenge.

Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Aug 11, 2011 10:10 am

CrazyHorse wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:They did this at half-time against Levante. 'Twas the only entertainment we recieved all evening.

PS. I'd suggest to anyone that doesn't mind incurring LL's bollock-slappage and fancies a go - you're going to need to be pretty fit to do it.
Well I was looking forward to the bollock fisting but if you need to be fit, I'm out.
Well, I might just have a go anyway. :wink:
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Re: The BWFC Zorb Challenge.

Post by Lofthouse Lower » Thu Aug 11, 2011 10:11 am

You saucy minx Bruce 8)

They did this at HT at Blackpool away if memory serves - so along with nicking this from them and the shite goal music from Celtic we're about as original as a Ricky Gervais 'comedy' at the moment.

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