Official Gary Cahill transfer thread

[Lofthouse Lower]

Im gonna have a word with Arsene about cahill.....Its unfair to take it on poor Cahill for something coyle has done

[boltonboris]

If you had a choice of Samba, Cahill or Dann then you'd choose Djourou. Dann is shit, though he has an ace song

"Cheryl Cole's a slapper
She needs a proper man
And when she plays with herself
She's thinking of Scott Dann"

Bit like our Ricketts one then?

"Posh Spice is a slipper"
She has no f****in tits
and when she's shaggin Beckham
She things of Mike Ricketts"

[Lofthouse Lower]

If you had a choice of Samba, Cahill or Dann then you'd choose Djourou. Dann is shit, though he has an ace song

"Cheryl Cole's a slapper
She needs a proper man
And when she plays with herself
She's thinking of Scott Dann"

Bit like our Ricketts one then?

"Posh Spice is a slipper"
She has no f****in tits
and when she's shaggin Beckham
She things of Mike Ricketts"

Slipper? You rogue

Posh Spice is a slapper
her knickers smell all wrong
and when she's shagging Beckham
she thinks of Lee Chung Yong

All hail me

[ChrisC]

[boltonboris]

I play by nobody's rules

[Lofthouse Lower]

Posh Spice is a slapper
her face is really tragic
and when she's shagging Beckham
she thinks of Ivan Klasnic

Posh Spice is a slapper
she wants boris to poke her
and when she's shagging Beckham
she thinks of Reo Coker

I could do this all day

[Dave Sutton's barnet]

Please don't.

[boltonboris]

Seconded

[Lofthouse Lower]

Worried about being replaced as the songwriter for your band, Dave?

[Annoyed Grunt]

Posh Spice is a slapper
her face is really tragic
and when she's shagging Beckham
she thinks of Ivan Klasnic

Posh Spice is a slapper
she wants boris to poke her
and when she's shagging Beckham
she thinks of Reo Coker

I could do this all day

[Turkish Trotter]

Posh Spice is a slapper
her face is really tragic
and when she's shagging Beckham
she thinks of Ivan Klasnic

Posh Spice is a slapper
she wants boris to poke her
and when she's shagging Beckham
she thinks of Reo Coker

I could do this all day

[Lofthouse Lower]

Posh Spice is a slapper
her face is really tragic
and when she's shagging Beckham
she thinks of Ivan Klasnic

Posh Spice is a slapper
she wants boris to poke her
and when she's shagging Beckham
she thinks of Reo Coker

I could do this all day

[jimbo_bwfc]

Can I offer an improvement on the Klasnic one?

Posh Spice is a slapper
she's fecking anorexic
and when she's shagging Beckham
she thinks of Ivan Klasnic

[Lofthouse Lower]

Welcome to the gang

[Turkish Trotter]

Can I offer an improvement on the Klasnic one?

Posh Spice is a slapper
she's fecking anorexic
and when she's shagging Beckham
she thinks of Ivan Klasnic

it don't rhyme, anorexic and Klasnic pronounced ic and itch.
Now if posh had an itch ??

Posh Spice is a slapper
Her Fannys got an itch
and when she's shagging Beckham
she thinks of Ivan Klasnic

[Lofthouse Lower]

Like it

[Lofthouse Lower]

Posh Spice is a slapper
Her tits are made of plastic
and when she's shagging Beckham
she thinks of Ivan Klasnic

Yeah

[Turkish Trotter]

Posh Spice is a slapper
She has a sweaty pussy
and when she's shagging Beckham
she thinks of our Jussi !!!!!!!!!!



Bring it o0n !!!!!!!!!!!

[Lofthouse Lower]

Nice.

Nice.

Posh Spice is a slapper
So far she's had four babies
But when she's shagging Beckham
She's thinking of Mark Davies

[Beefheart]

Would do a Nicky Hunt one, bit obvious though.