Diving Arsenal Players - The Least Shocking Admission Ever

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Re: Diving Arsenal Players - The Least Shocking Admission Ev

Post by seanworth » Sun Aug 21, 2011 8:02 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote: 2 yellows means a one match ban rather then a 3 match ban - doesn't it? Which is just as well considering how stretched we are by injuries...
Arsenal stretched by injuries? Try a look at us.
Can't believe you are worse hit then us!
Holden and Lee? Many would argue that they are 2 of our best three players with Cahill being the 3rd.

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Re: Diving Arsenal Players - The Least Shocking Admission Ev

Post by TANGODANCER » Sun Aug 21, 2011 8:32 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:
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Gooner Girl wrote: 2 yellows means a one match ban rather then a 3 match ban - doesn't it? Which is just as well considering how stretched we are by injuries...
Arsenal stretched by injuries? Try a look at us.
Can't believe you are worse hit then us!
Holden. Best midfilder we have-long-term injury.
Lee. Best winger- broken leg pre-season.
Mears.New signing-broken leg before he played a match.
Davis. Injured so long we've almost forgotten what he looks like.
Rickets. Been out months.

Unlike Arsenal we haven't got the 300 in reserve or much in the bank.
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Re: Diving Arsenal Players - The Least Shocking Admission Ev

Post by Gooner Girl » Sun Aug 21, 2011 8:46 pm

We have Rosicky, Wilshere, Traore, Gibbs, Djourou, Diaby and now Koscielny injured, plus 3 suspensions (granted, thats our own fault) Our best player has left for Spain and not been replaced, we've lost a good left back to City and now Nasri as well (though on a brighter note Eboue has left and Bendtner may well be off too) Anyways, i reckon, much to you lots delight, its more miserable as a gooner at the moment then as a Bolton fan - and we play Man Utd next week...

Tango, theres not much point having money in the bank if your manager won't flipping spend it! And what we have in reserve are mostly youth team players...

I can remember worse times as an Arsenal fan and am not prepared to write the season off just yet, but this start of the season must be one of the worst moments of the Wenger reign...

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Post by plymouth wanderer » Sun Aug 21, 2011 11:19 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:We have Rosicky, Wilshere, Traore, Gibbs, Djourou, Diaby and now Koscielny injured, plus 3 suspensions (granted, thats our own fault) Our best player has left for Spain and not been replaced, we've lost a good left back to City and now Nasri as well (though on a brighter note Eboue has left and Bendtner may well be off too) Anyways, i reckon, much to you lots delight, its more miserable as a gooner at the moment then as a Bolton fan - and we play Man Utd next week...

Tango, theres not much point having money in the bank if your manager won't flipping spend it! And what we have in reserve are mostly youth team players...

I can remember worse times as an Arsenal fan and am not prepared to write the season off just yet, but this start of the season must be one of the worst moments of the Wenger reign...

well you should sign a decent player

i know where there's one going his name is gary cahill you can have him for 25 mill

Plus we will throw Zat knight in for free




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Re: Diving Arsenal Players - The Least Shocking Admission Ev

Post by Prufrock » Mon Aug 22, 2011 12:17 am

boltonboris wrote:That 'tackle' by Frimpong was an absolute shocker.. I heard Wenger was moaning about the first yellow, conveniently overlooking the fact that had he not already been booked, he'd have gotten a deserved straight red.

Feckin' leg breaker.. The Booing Gunners would've been apoplectic if someone did a similar one to one of their lads

Poor touch and a very bad, late tackle. No malice in it, but he'd been clumsily bumbling about all game. Admittedly so very true that if it had happened to one of theirs there'd be bedsheets, and that blogging prick would be wandering about preaching about double red cards, but thats coz Arsenal fans are, with very few exceptions, utter pricks.
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Post by seanworth » Mon Aug 22, 2011 5:26 am

if you are going to include rosicky then im going to add sean davis and gardner to our list. lets face it the vast majority me your problems are your own fault.

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Post by Gooner Girl » Mon Aug 22, 2011 1:19 pm

seanworth wrote:if you are going to include rosicky then im going to add sean davis and gardner to our list. lets face it the vast majority me your problems are your own fault.
I'll agree re the suspensions and Wengers refusal to spend, being of Arsenals own making but we have had a lot of injuries too.

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Post by Wandering Willy » Mon Aug 22, 2011 1:27 pm

Don't worry.

The quadruple is still on.
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Post by Gooner Girl » Mon Aug 22, 2011 1:35 pm

Wandering Willy wrote:Don't worry.

The quadruple is still on.
:D I'd be happy with a cup this year!

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Aug 22, 2011 1:46 pm

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jaffka wrote:have you been on holiday recently?
No, why?
More holiday photos.
Ahhhh! Never gonna be able to live that down am i? On the Arsenal forum i post on theres a whole section dedicated to peoples photos. Didn't realise here was so different and it was unusual to post pics (you miserable bunch! ;) )
Miserable....and possibly ugly bastards to boot.
And fat! :D
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Post by Gooner Girl » Mon Aug 22, 2011 2:09 pm

The only one I have met of you isn't fat or ugly... Can easily believe the rest of you are though, given you all seem to be pretty geriatric ;)

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Post by Lofthouse Lower » Mon Aug 22, 2011 2:10 pm

I'm absolutely hanging tbf

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Post by ohjimmyjimmy » Mon Aug 22, 2011 2:18 pm

He is, i swear...he's repulsive.

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Aug 22, 2011 3:08 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:The only one I have met of you isn't fat or ugly... Can easily believe the rest of you are though, given you all seem to be pretty geriatric ;)
Yeah, but he's as bald as several coots though! :wink:
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Post by Wandering Willy » Mon Aug 22, 2011 3:14 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:The only one I have met of you isn't fat or ugly... Can easily believe the rest of you are though, given you all seem to be pretty geriatric ;)
Yeah, but he's as bald as several coots though! :wink:
:lol:

Indeed. The bar is not set that high if GG is using him as the yardstick.

Talking of whom. Where is he? Is he locked up in a duck shed in Sussex?
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Post by Gooner Girl » Mon Aug 22, 2011 5:00 pm

Wandering Willy wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:The only one I have met of you isn't fat or ugly... Can easily believe the rest of you are though, given you all seem to be pretty geriatric ;)
Yeah, but he's as bald as several coots though! :wink:
:lol:

Indeed. The bar is not set that high if GG is using him as the yardstick.

Talking of whom. Where is he? Is he locked up in a duck shed in Sussex?
Men aren't automatically rated unattractive just cos they are bald you know, there are some fit baldies out there!

Bish is sunning himself on holiday.

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Post by Lofthouse Lower » Mon Aug 22, 2011 5:02 pm

Where has he gone?

Club 18-30?

Hedonism?

Great Yarmouth?

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Post by Gooner Girl » Mon Aug 22, 2011 5:45 pm

Dunno. If he told me, i've forgotten... i'm suspecting more Great Yarmouth then Club 18-30...

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Post by Hoboh » Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:23 pm

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Re: Diving Arsenal Players - The Least Shocking Admission Ev

Post by Worthy4England » Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:26 pm

Anyhow, sorry to intrude, but hasn't Arsene just got a two match ban for being a cheating bastard?

Who'd have thought it from a man with such high footballing principles around "playing the game"

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