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[Lofthouse Lower]

What a dick tease he is

[Beefheart]

What a dick tease he is

Indeed, he annoys me when does stuff like this, gives you something vague and leaves you guessing!

[ohjimmyjimmy]

Its only annoying if you take it so seriously. He's a journo, end of.

[Lofthouse Lower]

Oh sorry, didn't mean to write 'tease' in there

[CrazyHorse]

Its only annoying if you take it so seriously. He's a journo, end of.

He's a gobshite, end of.

[Tombwfc]

I don't want to muscle-in on BWFCI's man here, but why is he a gobshite again?

If he was trying to charge people for this, or running one of those premium rate "Bolton on the verge of signing World Cup ace!" phone lines they used to advertise on teletext then fair enough, he'd be a nice person. He has a relatively decent (IE. better than any of our other resident ITK's) track record of having accurate stories, and post's them for free. If it turns out to be a load of shite, so what?

[Lofthouse Lower]

So we don't like getting aroused if we're not going to get our end away

[BWFC_Insane]

I don't want to muscle-in on BWFCI's man here, but why is he a gobshite again?

If he was trying to charge people for this, or running one of those premium rate "Bolton on the verge of signing World Cup ace!" phone lines they used to advertise on teletext then fair enough, he'd be a tw*t. He has a relatively decent (IE. better than any of our other resident ITK's) track record of having accurate stories, and post's them for free. If it turns out to be a load of shite, so what?

Well indeed, Gartside is following him and he's obviously only going to say what is safe to say on there, like the mystery striker thing that turned out to be Tuncay he's not going to name him on twitter immediately is he and give the story away to all the other journos on there and anger Coyle et al.

Nobody is forced to read it, and he answers the questions he's asked it seems rather than just spouting off randomly. And you know he's trying to drum up interest for his stories in the mirror but even that is free online so can't complain.

[CrazyHorse]

I don't want to muscle-in on BWFCI's man here, but why is he a gobshite again?

If he was trying to charge people for this, or running one of those premium rate "Bolton on the verge of signing World Cup ace!" phone lines they used to advertise on teletext then fair enough, he'd be a tw*t. He has a relatively decent (IE. better than any of our other resident ITK's) track record of having accurate stories, and post's them for free. If it turns out to be a load of shite, so what?

Oh. You're right. I don't know what I was thinking saying he's a gobshite. I'll just ring the evening news and get them to print a full page apology from me in tomorrow's paper.

I happen to think he's no more ITK about BWFC than one of the waitresses in the Pizza Hut in Wolverhampton. If what I think turns out to be a load of shite, so what?

[BWFC_Insane]

I don't want to muscle-in on BWFCI's man here, but why is he a gobshite again?

If he was trying to charge people for this, or running one of those premium rate "Bolton on the verge of signing World Cup ace!" phone lines they used to advertise on teletext then fair enough, he'd be a tw*t. He has a relatively decent (IE. better than any of our other resident ITK's) track record of having accurate stories, and post's them for free. If it turns out to be a load of shite, so what?

Oh. You're right. I don't know what I was thinking saying he's a gobshite. I'll just ring the evening news and get them to print a full page apology from me in tomorrow's paper.

I happen to think he's no more ITK about BWFC than one of the waitresses in the Pizza Hut in Wolverhampton. If what I think turns out to be a load of shite, so what?

But I honestly don't get why you would think that? I think it's just burying your head in the sand and ignoring all the evidence. If he was writing stories linking us to players left right and centre that we had no interest in and was right like 1 in 5 then I could go with you.

But he's not, every link he makes has either happened or been confirmed by Coyle as being an interest! And these links usually appear first in his articles rather than elsewhere.

[CrazyHorse]

Well I'm not going to go too deep into this cos I'm not arsed either way truth be told but I'll just say that if he was ITK he'd be right 100% of the time which he isn't and anyone can retrospectively say he was right and must've meant this or that after the event.

[BWFC_Insane]

Well I'm not going to go too deep into this cos I'm not arsed either way truth be told but I'll just say that if he was ITK he'd be right 100% of the time which he isn't and anyone can retrospectively say he was right and must've meant this or that after the event.

Yeah but when hasn't he been right?

[wanderers_on_tour]

Well I'm not going to go too deep into this cos I'm not arsed either way truth be told but I'll just say that if he was ITK he'd be right 100% of the time which he isn't and anyone can retrospectively say he was right and must've meant this or that after the event.

I can't think of a single player this transfer window he has mentioned who Coyle has categorically denied or not given his whole 'player we admire, talented lad etc.'

Nixon doesn't work for BWFC or is directly involved in the dealings, he's just given word if/when some major development happens and usually he's spot on.

[CrazyHorse]

Well I'm not going to go too deep into this cos I'm not arsed either way truth be told but I'll just say that if he was ITK he'd be right 100% of the time which he isn't and anyone can retrospectively say he was right and must've meant this or that after the event.

Yeah but when hasn't he been right?

See, now you want me to get into it and I can't be arsed.
So lets do it the other way. How about you list everything he's ever written online, had published or tweeted with a breakdown of how each is factually correct using diagrams where possible. You do that and I'll admit he's right 100% of the time, issue the full page apology and give him a nosh on the town hall steps.

Just out of interest, The ITK waitress in the Pizza Hut in Wolverhampton is called Shelly. She's a top heavy blonde. Up for anything. Capricorn. Always short changing the punters.

[TKIZ!]

His latest tweetings, suggesting we might have new targets.

"Doing a bit of background on this right now. One poss a bit ambitious. The other a bit sexy."

Torres?

[Wandering Willy]

His latest tweetings, suggesting we might have new targets.

"Doing a bit of background on this right now. One poss a bit ambitious. The other a bit sexy."

Torres?

Don't be silly.
















It's clearly Tevez. He can't get in the first eleven at Citeh.

[TKIZ!]

He tweeted that these are new names that have come to light. Intriguingly Nixon's put 'First come, first served' so it maybe that once it becomes known these/this player is available then it could start a scramble

Tevez? I'm not sure even OC could work his magic on Tevez at the moment

[bobo the clown]

His latest tweetings, suggesting we might have new targets.

"Doing a bit of background on this right now. One poss a bit ambitious. The other a bit sexy."

Torres?

Don't be silly.

It's clearly Tevez. He can't get in the first eleven at Citeh.

I bloody hope he's the 'ambitious' one, coz if he's the 'sexy' one I would be concerned.

[Wandering Willy]

His latest tweetings, suggesting we might have new targets.

"Doing a bit of background on this right now. One poss a bit ambitious. The other a bit sexy."

Torres?

Don't be silly.

It's clearly Tevez. He can't get in the first eleven at Citeh.

I bloody hope he's the 'ambitious' one, coz if he's the 'sexy' one I would be concerned.

You have to look for the inner beauty.

You fac(e)ist.

[Annoyed Grunt]

His latest tweetings, suggesting we might have new targets.

"Doing a bit of background on this right now. One poss a bit ambitious. The other a bit sexy."

Torres?

Don't be silly.

It's clearly Tevez. He can't get in the first eleven at Citeh.

I bloody hope he's the 'ambitious' one, coz if he's the 'sexy' one I would be concerned.

You have to look for the inner beauty.

You fac(e)ist.

We'll have to shift the kettles if it is him.