TKIZ's impossibly brilliant all new Transfer Rumours thread

[seanworth]

sounds like some people need to get laid. i guarantee there will be a happy ending for all at the end of this transfer window.

[BL3]

He has a relatively decent track record of having accurate stories, and post's them for free. If it turns out to be a load of shite, so what?

How can the stories be 'accurate' if they then turn out to be 'a load of shite'? One minute he's saying that so and so is likely to sign for a team and then when it doesn't happen, it's because the player has had other offers. In other words, he doesn't seem to be any more 'ITK' than anyone on here.

[BWFC_Insane]

He has a relatively decent track record of having accurate stories, and post's them for free. If it turns out to be a load of shite, so what?

How can the stories be 'accurate' if they then turn out to be 'a load of shite'? One minute he's saying that so and so is likely to sign for a team and then when it doesn't happen, it's because the player has had other offers. In other words, he doesn't seem to be any more 'ITK' than anyone on here.

Except he correctly states who we are chasing and what is happening with those deals. You seem to be confusing ITK with someone who can predict the future.

Things change clubs come in for players and change the situation. Coyle probably doesn't know right now whether SWP will sign or not, depends on him making his mind up. Don't see how anyone can predict anymore than who we are after and what stage it is at?

[Annoyed Grunt]

sounds like some people need to get laid. i guarantee there will be a happy ending for all at the end of this transfer window.

We're all getting laid?

[BL3]

Except he correctly states who we are chasing and what is happening with those deals.

Does he? Yesterday Boyata was 'straightforward', today he's speaking to two other clubs. Perhaps if he didn't keep on trying to 'predict the future', people might not be so sceptical.

[Worthy4England]

sounds like some people need to get laid. i guarantee there will be a happy ending for all at the end of this transfer window.

We're all getting laid?

I can fairly confidently say that ain't happening.

[Annoyed Grunt]

sounds like some people need to get laid. i guarantee there will be a happy ending for all at the end of this transfer window.

We're all getting laid?

I can fairly confidently say that ain't happening.

No, I know that's not going to happen, I got swept away with the idea.

[BWFC_Insane]

Except he correctly states who we are chasing and what is happening with those deals.

Does he? Yesterday Boyata was 'straightforward', today he's speaking to two other clubs. Perhaps if he didn't keep on trying to 'predict the future', people might not be so sceptical.

in his Mirror article he listed three clubs also after Boyata. Perhaps it was straightforwards yesterday but since then the situation changed a bit? If someone asks him, what are our chances of getting a player he can only answer with what the current situation is!

[Wandering Willy]

sounds like some people need to get laid. i guarantee there will be a happy ending for all at the end of this transfer window.

We're all getting laid?

I can fairly confidently say that ain't happening.

Outrageous.

You have a reputation to uphold.

[Worthy4England]

sounds like some people need to get laid. i guarantee there will be a happy ending for all at the end of this transfer window.

We're all getting laid?

I can fairly confidently say that ain't happening.

Outrageous.

You have a reputation to uphold.

ITK. FACT! I've seen some of our posters.

[plymouth wanderer]

for fvck sake will you lot get a room

it is

TKIZ's impossibly brilliant all new Transfer Rumours thread

it's all part and parcel

[CrazyHorse]

Can I get a room with Shelly?

[TKIZ!]

As a journalist it's Nixon's job to cajole interest from people. It's what sells papers.

I'm glad we have a journalist who's actually interested in the club we all support and let's us know of potential deals.

Exactly, it's a rumours thread, like Ronseal it does what it says on the tin. Just ask Mullayo!

[plymouth wanderer]

Can I get a room with Shelly?

NO

will Rosanne barr do

[BWFC_Insane]

Yeah it's nice to have a national journo concentrating on the likes of us, Blackburn and Stoke, makes a change from most who cover the London teams including Man Utd!

[plymouth wanderer]

As a journalist it's Nixon's job to cajole interest from people. It's what sells papers.

I'm glad we have a journalist who's actually interested in the club we all support and let's us know of potential deals.

Exactly, it's a rumours thread, like Ronseal it does what it says on the tin. Just ask Mullayo!

Personaly i blame it all on you mate

[TKIZ!]

As a journalist it's Nixon's job to cajole interest from people. It's what sells papers.

I'm glad we have a journalist who's actually interested in the club we all support and let's us know of potential deals.

Exactly, it's a rumours thread, like Ronseal it does what it says on the tin. Just ask Mullayo!

Personaly i blame it all on you mate

Don't fear the thread. Embrace it, like you would Shelly from Pizza Hut

[BL3]

As a journalist it's Nixon's job to cajole interest from people. It's what sells papers.

It will only 'cajole interest' for so long though. Once people realise he has no more idea of what's happening with any of these deals than they do, they'll just move on to the next 'ITK' journo.

[William the White]

As a journalist it's Nixon's job to cajole interest from people. It's what sells papers.

It will only 'cajole interest' for so long though. Once people realise he has no more idea of what's happening with any of these deals than they do, they'll just move on to the next 'ITK' journo.

Absolutely... Apart from... he's been pretty good...

[jimbo_bwfc]

Indeed. As long as he gets results, people will keep biting.

All that 'mystery striker' bollocks was annoying (although either way it sparked debate and was I suppose entertaining in a way) but ultimately he delivered.