TKIZ's impossibly brilliant all new Transfer Rumours thread

[TKIZ!]

This will go down well in the charlie corner

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAvChkfpY4A

Started well but then the second one would have been better.

Boom, Boom, Boom
Let me hear hear you say Boyata!

Boyata!

[Lofthouse Lower]

This will go down well in the charlie corner

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAvChkfpY4A

[Beefheart]

This will go down well in the charlie corner

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAvChkfpY4A

Started well but then the second one would have been better.

Boom, Boom, Boom
Let me hear hear you say Boyata!

Boyata!

Wouldn't it have to be 'let me hear you say Dedryk' to fit?

[TKIZ!]

Fourth_Official Fourth Official
Manchester City loan Bolton a CENTRE BACK... whilst SWP also looks close to joining them...is this part of a deal in the opposite direction?

A pretender to the Nixon twitter throne?? 30 mins before Nixon announced Boyata deal is on??

Good work Beefheart, better sounding that what I had in my head

[ohjimmyjimmy]

That guy also says that Greg Wylde has signed a new contract at Rangers.

[Lofthouse Lower]

and he just tweeted that Nixon's mum is a fat ballbag!

FIIIIIGHT!

[Lord Kangana]

[Lofthouse Lower]

[P.O.S.]

This will go down well in the charlie corner

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAvChkfpY4A

Started well but then the second one would have been better.

Boom, Boom, Boom
Let me hear hear you say Boyata!

Boyata!

Wouldn't it have to be 'let me hear you say Dedryk' to fit?

haha I was just about to post the same video until I saw this! They were singing it on the massively overcrowded train I was squashed into leaving the Reebok on Sunday

[TKIZ!]

http://www.clubcall.com/bolton-wanderer ... 69260.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;?

Where did the rumours of £16m for Cahill come from? Abs won't be happy

[Dave Sutton's barnet]

http://www.clubcall.com/bolton-wanderer ... 69260.html?

Where did the rumours of £16m for Cahill come from? Abs won't be happy

Why is there a QR code next to that headline?
What webpage does it lead to - the one I'm already on?
Why would I want to do that?
And how do I bend my phone round to read the code it's already displaying for a page I'm already reading?

[TKIZ!]

http://www.clubcall.com/bolton-wanderer ... 69260.html?

Where did the rumours of £16m for Cahill come from? Abs won't be happy

Why is there a QR code next to that headline?
What webpage does it lead to - the one I'm already on?
Why would I want to do that?
And how do I bend my phone round to read the code it's already displaying for a page I'm already reading?

I don't know what QR code is?
It leads to Clubcall when I click on it
Eh?
You've obviously not got one of them new fangled phones that can bend round corners

[BWFC_Insane]

Coyle in BN today...

“I would imagine we will pursuing things quite vigorously in the next few days,”
“At the end of the day, negotiations are always tricky between clubs.
“Don’t be kidded, if people think there are certain targets, that those are the only ones I’m after.
“I might well change or bring one in from left field that people aren’t aware of. “I’ve a few irons in the fire – but my main aim is to get quality into this football club.”

Hmm strangely similar to what a certain Mirror reporter has been twittering about for the past few days!

[Lord Kangana]

Yes, as equally vague and interpretable in myriad ways.

[ohjimmyjimmy]

Twitter update for the cool kids (no squares please):

- SWP may be swaying towards us but not close yet. Seems OC is threatening to go with his alternative(s) if it doesnt happen soon, whoever that may be.
- N'gog wont happen before liverpool game (kel supreeze)
- Boyata 'being sorted'

[Bruce Rioja]

Coyle in BN today...

“I would imagine we will pursuing things quite vigorously in the next few days,”
“At the end of the day, negotiations are always tricky between clubs.
“Don’t be kidded, if people think there are certain targets, that those are the only ones I’m after.
“I might well change or bring one in from left field that people aren’t aware of. “I’ve a few irons in the fire – but my main aim is to get quality into this football club.”

Hmm strangely similar to what a certain Mirror reporter has been twittering about for the past few days!

Oh well, that's this year's Pulitzer in the bag then. feck me!

[Lord Kangana]

Twitter update for the cool kids (no squares please):

- SWP may be swaying towards us but not close yet. Seems OC is threatening to go with his alternative(s) if it doesnt happen soon, whoever that may be.
- N'gog wont happen before liverpool game (kel supreeze)
- Boyata 'being sorted'

In plain English:- Owen Coyle is a football manager who is interested in signing players, who may or may not be the ones already mentioned.

[Bruce Rioja]

Twitter update for the cool kids (no squares please):

- SWP may be swaying towards us but not close yet. Seems OC is threatening to go with his alternative(s) if it doesnt happen soon, whoever that may be.
- N'gog wont happen before liverpool game (kel supreeze)
- Boyata 'being sorted'

In plain English:- Owen Coyle is a football manager who is interested in signing players, who may or may not be the ones already mentioned.

You're Nixon!!!

[Lord Kangana]

Rumbled.

[Bruce Rioja]

Rumbled.

My second guess was going to be that you're really Henry Crabbe.