Today I'm happy about......

[Wandering Willy]

Yes - Swansea for one.

[Gooner Girl]

*looks down trousers*

Nope

I meant on your head, as you well know!

Tsk men! Why do you always find innuendo in everything?!

[CrazyHorse]

I'm dying from the suspense here..

What are you going to send them?

It.

[Lord Kangana]

Its scary how you do that without the little edit message.

[CrazyHorse]

[ohjimmyjimmy]

*looks down trousers*

Nope

I meant on your head, as you well know!

Tsk men! Why do you always find innuendo in everything?!

For your information i was checking my leg hairs...tsk, women !

[Gooner Girl]

*looks down trousers*

Nope

I meant on your head, as you well know!

Tsk men! Why do you always find innuendo in everything?!

For your information i was checking my leg hairs...tsk, women !

You couldn't roll your trousers up for that then?! I hope you weren't in public!

[Annoyed Grunt]

And - is everyone on TW either ginger or bald?!

I'm neither.

Grunt's grey, see. In fact, the name Grunt is an amalgam

Is true, I give Philip Schofield a run for his money in the silver fox look.

[Prufrock]

*looks down trousers*

Nope

I meant on your head, as you well know!

Tsk men! Why do you always find innuendo in everything?!

In-your-endo.

[Bruce Rioja]

*looks down trousers*

Nope

I meant on your head, as you well know!

Tsk men! Why do you always find innuendo in everything?!

In-your-endo.

Appropriate for one that finds one-liners so unfunny.

[Prufrock]

I meant whole acts of non-sequitur one liners. The odd classic thrown in brightens anyone's day

[Gooner Girl]

And - is everyone on TW either ginger or bald?!

I'm neither.

Grunt's grey, see. In fact, the name Grunt is an amalgam

Is true, I give Philip Schofield a run for his money in the silver fox look.

Never mind Colin, they say its all about the personality

[Annoyed Grunt]

And - is everyone on TW either ginger or bald?!

I'm neither.

Grunt's grey, see. In fact, the name Grunt is an amalgam

Is true, I give Philip Schofield a run for his money in the silver fox look.

Never mind Colin, they say its all about the personality

Cheers, Hells Bells

[Gooner Girl]

Grunt's grey, see. In fact, the name Grunt is an amalgam

Is true, I give Philip Schofield a run for his money in the silver fox look.

Never mind Colin, they say its all about the personality

Cheers, Hells Bells

Just don't mention the fact you're a Bolton fan and you might be ok with the ladies anyway...

[Annoyed Grunt]

Grunt's grey, see. In fact, the name Grunt is an amalgam

Is true, I give Philip Schofield a run for his money in the silver fox look.

Never mind Colin, they say its all about the personality

Cheers, Hells Bells

Just don't mention the fact you're a Bolton fan and you might be ok with the ladies anyway...

I'm happily married.

[Worthy4England]

*looks down trousers*

Nope

I meant on your head, as you well know!

Tsk men! Why do you always find innuendo in everything?!

But often, collar and cuffs don't match. There's only one way to be sure.

[Gooner Girl]

*looks down trousers*

Nope

I meant on your head, as you well know!

Tsk men! Why do you always find innuendo in everything?!

But often, collar and cuffs don't match. There's only one way to be sure.

Speak for yourself!

[ohjimmyjimmy]

Some women i once knew intimately, had a collar but no cuffs. So they didnt match, but technically it didnt matter

[boltonboris]

Some women i once knew intimately, had a collar but no cuffs. So they didnt match, but technically it didnt matter

Me too.. But she was only 8 in fairness

[Worthy4England]

Some women i once knew intimately, had a collar but no cuffs. So they didnt match, but technically it didnt matter

Me too.. But she was only 8 in fairness

Gary??? Is that you?