TKIZ's impossibly brilliant all new Transfer Rumours thread

[Rodney Trotter]

I've just had a text saying we're in for Kalou at Chelsea. Just had a look at their squad today and he isn't in the squad. I've just asked Nixon

who texted ya Mr Bean

I have sauces

[plymouth wanderer]

I've just had a text saying we're in for Kalou at Chelsea. Just had a look at their squad today and he isn't in the squad. I've just asked Nixon

who texted ya Mr Bean

I have sauces

REGGAE REGGAE

[Nobbys Belly]

Kalou?? don't see it.
Whilst we are making things up I'd like to see Brek Shea here. Could be quality and would be cheap. I'll go ask uncle Alan what he thinks

[Sponge]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vflYgdPUaKw" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Get him signed!

[Choppers]

SWP is going to QPR.

He's a footballer, they are offering more money.

It's a very simple equation.

Aye, course it is

Fcuk me, sometimes you really are so dense

Was I rude in any way, in the post you replied to?

How is you constantly abuse people and it's ignored?

Absolutely no need.

[boltonboris]

SWP is going to QPR.

He's a footballer, they are offering more money.

It's a very simple equation.

Aye, course it is

Fcuk me, sometimes you really are so dense

Was I rude in any way, in the post you replied to?

How is you constantly abuse people and it's ignored?

Absolutely no need.

Old bean probably can't even remember typing his 'reply'.

[CAPSLOCK]

Was I rude in any way, in the post you replied to?

How is you constantly abuse people and it's ignored?

Absolutely no need.

Don't be such a girl

D'you really reckon every player is purely driven by money

If you do, you're wrong

If you don't, why post that drivel?

[Sponge]

Tuncay making the right sounds:

"I want to contribute as much as I can, I want to stay here. I really want to do well for Bolton and make them want to keep me.”

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/Bo ... 91446.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[Choppers]

Was I rude in any way, in the post you replied to?

How is you constantly abuse people and it's ignored?

Absolutely no need.

Don't be such a girl

D'you really reckon every player is purely driven by money

If you do, you're wrong

If you don't, why post that drivel?

Is "don't be such a girl" supposed to be derogatory?

Seriously, are you this unpleasant away from a keyboard?

[CAPSLOCK]

Worse, miles worse.......

Take it however you want

Deal with the facts

Do you believe that nonsense or not?

[Holden midfielder]

Tuncay is the "dog's bollocks"!!!!!

[Choppers]

Worse, miles worse.......

Take it however you want

Deal with the facts

Do you believe that nonsense or not?

Any reason you've changed your avatar to my Twitter profile picture?

First you insult me for absolutely no reason, then this?

[TKIZ!]

That is a bit weird??

[TANGODANCER]

Worse, miles worse.......

Take it however you want

Deal with the facts

Do you believe that nonsense or not?

Any reason you've changed your avatar to my Twitter profile picture?

First you insult me for absolutely no reason, then this?

You could try a straight "fxck right off", but don't add any winks. It won't be considered abuse.

[boltonboris]

It's more than a bit weird.

It's also feck*' out of order

[Sponge]

what a C[APSL]OCK

[truewhite15]

I agree with the three honourable gentlemen above.

[Wandering Willy]

It's more than a bit weird.

It's also feck' out of order

Not being deliberately obtuse here, but why is it out of order?

It made me laugh.

[Lord Kangana]

Theres this mug and this money box right.....

[boltonboris]

How would you like it if I started putting up photo's of you on the internet, just to piss you off having not asked you for permission to use said pictures?