What are you watching tonight?

[Lofthouse Lower]

I love quiche and I buy my eggs from Joe the Egg Boy who comes round once a week on his cart.

A pound per tray isn't cheap, but they taste alright I suppose. Don't care where they come from or if the hens have had a nice life.

[Lord Kangana]

Never mind that, millions of battery eggs a year are falsely sold as free range.

Is that true? Do you have a source for that? Because I'm a free range buyer and would like to know that's what I'm buying.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/ ... range.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/ ... -hens.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

There are loads of others if you spend enough time on google.

As I recall, the estimates usually hit around 100m a year.

And don't get me started on free range chickens and the amount of unfit meat doing the rounds....

[Wandering Willy]

What's the deal with these so called free range chickens and unfit meat that's doing the rounds at the moment?

[Lord Kangana]

BOGOF

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[Wandering Willy]

I only need 3.

[Gary the Enfield]

BOGOF

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If you pay a poultry amount, do they taste fowl?

[Lofthouse Lower]

In light of - http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvan ... turns.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Time to go back to the old set

The series, which ran from 1994 to 1997 with a special Last Fast Show Ever in 2000, will air from November 14 on the Foster's website.

Paul Whitehouse and Charlie Higson, the show’s co-creators, said: "We are delighted to bring back The Fast Show not only for our old fans but also, we hope, for a whole generation of new ones."

Higson, 53, confirmed that the web-only episodes will feature the entire original cast – including himself, Whitehouse, Simon Day and Caroline Aherne – with the exception of Mark Williams, who has decided not to be involved with the project.

The new series has been commissioned by Foster's, who already have Alan Partridge's Mid-Morning Matters and Vic & Bob's Afternoon Delights in their stable. It's part of the lager brand's drive to align itself with comedy. Mid-Morning Matters, written by Armando Iannucci and Steve Coogan, attracted over three million hits last year; the Telegraph called it, "as funny as ever".

Whitehouse and Higson added: “It’s also great to be sharing the Foster’s site with some of our comedy favourites like Vic and Bob and that other bloke who was in that thing with Rob Brydon."

[Lord Kangana]

BOGOF

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If you pay a poultry amount, do they taste fowl?

You deserve to be caged for that.

[Gooner Girl]

I love quiche and I buy my eggs from Joe the Egg Boy who comes round once a week on his cart.

A pound per tray isn't cheap, but they taste alright I suppose. Don't care where they come from or if the hens have had a nice life.

Yeah and that just about sums you up doesn't it...

[Gary the Enfield]

I love quiche and I buy my eggs from Joe the Egg Boy who comes round once a week on his cart.

A pound per tray isn't cheap, but they taste alright I suppose. Don't care where they come from or if the hens have had a nice life.

Yeah and that just about sums you up doesn't it...

GG you need to learn. This is done for effect. If you respond it just gets worse.

As an analogy, if you scratch a mosquito bite it makes it worse whereas if you leave it alone it still gives you a pain but it recedes after a while. So ignore the prick (the mosquito bite)

[Annoyed Grunt]

Eggs is eggs, innit?

Anyway.....The Social Network, yes or no?

[CrazyHorse]

Eggs is eggs, innit?

Anyway.....The Social Network, yes or no?

Yeah, 'salright I suppose. Kills an hour or two. Better than watching Big Brother anyway.

[Annoyed Grunt]

Eggs is eggs, innit?

Anyway.....The Social Network, yes or no?

Yeah, 'salright I suppose. Kills an hour or two. Better than watching Big Brother anyway.

Good point, anything is better than Big Brother.

[Bruce Rioja]

Anyway.....The Social Network, yes or no?

It's sound enough - Zuckerberg doesn't come out of it well (just very rich).

[Annoyed Grunt]

Anyway.....The Social Network, yes or no?

It's sound enough - Zuckerberg doesn't come out of it well (just very rich).

Cheers. Will probably watch it, get bored and then switch it off.

Oh, and GG...I don't buy the eggs, the Mrs does.

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anybody seen that 'another earth' film ?

[Lofthouse Lower]

Well.


Orcs! Was awful. Sucker Punch now

[Annoyed Grunt]

The Social Network.......it was ok.

[Lofthouse Lower]

Liking Sucker Punch a lot

[Lord Kangana]

Did you consume any egg-based products whilst watching?

Did they affect your enjoyment in a negative or positive way?