Today I'm happy about......

[Gooner Girl]

My new lawn mower finally getting delivered today.

Funny what makes you happy when you're old

[Annoyed Grunt]

My new lawn mower finally getting delivered today.

Funny what makes you happy when you're old

Class it as a new boys toy....plus it means I can clear the jungle.

[Gooner Girl]

My new lawn mower finally getting delivered today.

Funny what makes you happy when you're old

Class it as a new boys toy....plus it means I can clear the jungle.

if you're that excited about it you can come down and do mine once you have finished yours please. Cup of tea and a biscuit in it for you?

[Annoyed Grunt]

My new lawn mower finally getting delivered today.

Funny what makes you happy when you're old

Class it as a new boys toy....plus it means I can clear the jungle.

if you're that excited about it you can come down and do mine once you have finished yours please. Cup of tea and a biscuit in it for you?

Mow another man's lawn?! Hmmm.

[Bruce Rioja]

Exactly. It'd be like tying another man's tie!

[Annoyed Grunt]

Exactly. It'd be like tying another man's tie!

[thebish]

Mow another man's lawn?! Hmmm.

sounds like a rudey euphemism of some sort to me... hmmmmm....

[Annoyed Grunt]

Mow another man's lawn?! Hmmm.

sounds like a rudey euphemism of some sort to me... hmmmmm....

[Gooner Girl]

Mow another man's lawn?! Hmmm.

sounds like a rudey euphemism of some sort to me... hmmmmm....

naughty!

and there i was just about to defend you to thebish as a nice boy...

[Hoboh]

My new lawn mower finally getting delivered today.

Funny what makes you happy when you're old

Class it as a new boys toy....plus it means I can clear the jungle.

if you're that excited about it you can come down and do mine once you have finished yours please. Cup of tea and a biscuit in it for you?

Mow another man's lawn?! Hmmm.

Better than triming another mans bush I suppose

[Lofthouse Lower]

Happy that some nude pics of Scarlett Johanssen have made their way on to the internet.

[Bruce Rioja]

Happy that some nude pics of Scarlett Johanssen have made their way on to the internet.

You appear to have put the link in in grey

[Lofthouse Lower]

http://www.google.co.uk" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; (safe search off, of course)

[Bruce Rioja]

http://www.google.co.uk (safe search off, of course)

I'm at work so it'll have to wait. We can view all the porn we want, they just take a dim view on people banging one out at their desk

[Worthy4England]

http://www.google.co.uk (safe search off, of course)

I'm at work so it'll have to wait. We can view all the porn we want, they just take a dim view on people banging one out at their desk

And I just went out an bought a new monitor today too...

[Bruce Rioja]

http://www.google.co.uk (safe search off, of course)

I'm at work so it'll have to wait. We can view all the porn we want, they just take a dim view on people banging one out at their desk

And I just went out an bought a new monitor today too...

Which later will doubtlessly be taking on the appearance of a plasterer's radio.

[Worthy4England]

http://www.google.co.uk (safe search off, of course)

I'm at work so it'll have to wait. We can view all the porn we want, they just take a dim view on people banging one out at their desk

And I just went out an bought a new monitor today too...

Which later will doubtlessly be taking on the appearance of a plasterer's radio.

Doubtful, she looks non-too-hot...

[CrazyHorse]

I don't think it's very fair of you to photoshop her head onto my body just for a cheap laugh. I've got feelings you know.

[Gooner Girl]

Hubbys just come home from work with latest copy of the 'Arsenal magazine' for me

[Il Pirate]

Hubbys just come home from work with latest copy of the 'Arsenal magazine' for me

I wouldn't use it to line the budgie cage.................................