The Official Knee-Jerk Thread

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Re: The Official Knee-Jerk Thread

Post by Annoyed Grunt » Sat Sep 17, 2011 9:35 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:Is it permitted to jerk a knee rather swiftly into Howard Webb's crotch?
I thought he was an utter c*nt today.

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Post by William the White » Sat Sep 17, 2011 9:40 pm

Peter Thompson wrote: Last time I can recall playing Norwich at home (I may be wrong) - but we had a full house 27,000 plus sat evening (5.30 KO), great atmosphere and Stelios smashed one in from 20 yards - this current side and sides since have been a very pale shadow....
good memory... but 25081... 5k more than today...

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Re: The Official Knee-Jerk Thread

Post by Armchair Wanderer » Sat Sep 17, 2011 9:48 pm

William the White wrote:
Peter Thompson wrote: Last time I can recall playing Norwich at home (I may be wrong) - but we had a full house 27,000 plus sat evening (5.30 KO), great atmosphere and Stelios smashed one in from 20 yards - this current side and sides since have been a very pale shadow....
good memory... but 25081... 5k more than today...
According to the BBC it was 21,223 today... it felt empty and quiet but to be fair I've been to very quiet, attritional games under BSA.

BTW, Coyle OUT!! :pissed:
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Re: The Official Knee-Jerk Thread

Post by Holden midfielder » Sat Sep 17, 2011 10:03 pm

Robbo out, I can't stifle my scorn for irascible midget any longer!

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Post by Lord Kangana » Sat Sep 17, 2011 10:54 pm

We'd have looked more solid with McCann and JOB on the wings.

And playing 1 up front.
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Re: The Official Knee-Jerk Thread

Post by BWFC_Insane » Sat Sep 17, 2011 11:04 pm

This is our worst run of home form in the clubs history, let's move back to Burnden!

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Post by CrazyHorse » Sat Sep 17, 2011 11:07 pm

Whilst fully understanding the spirit of this thread, Coyle took us to Wembley last term and our league position was the nice end of the table for the lion's share of the season so let's not jerk them there knees too much.

Coyle out? Get to fck.
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Post by CrazyHorse » Sat Sep 17, 2011 11:09 pm

BWFC_Insane wrote:This is our worst run of home form in the clubs history, let's move back to Burnden!
What d'you think we should do, run a tight 4-4-2 between the Yakult and the Pot Noodle isle?
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Post by Lord Kangana » Sat Sep 17, 2011 11:10 pm

I fully endorse your comment re: Megson.Shocking as that may be.

I felt it was the right thread to bare ones soul.
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Post by BWFC_Insane » Sat Sep 17, 2011 11:12 pm

CrazyHorse wrote:
BWFC_Insane wrote:This is our worst run of home form in the clubs history, let's move back to Burnden!
What d'you think we should do, run a tight 4-4-2 between the Yakult and the Pot Noodle isle?
Dunno but there are endless possibilities and a whole new career in shelf stacking for Zat Knight awaits!

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Post by Hoboh » Sat Sep 17, 2011 11:39 pm

OK this is Owens squad and team, we are shit because our gaffer seems blind to change the players who ain;t doing feck* sammy lee returns! Wheres BL3 and stev feckin Davis now? this was a barometer on how we were doing and the pressure is dropping off the scale!!
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Post by Prufrock » Sun Sep 18, 2011 12:18 am

Our fans are a set of know-nowts. Scarily huge portion of the crowd giving the linesman shit because he didn't flag Steve Morrison offside......from a goal kick. :doh:. Zat Knight is fcuking wank. Good period on the ball, back to him, looks right, sees Tuncay and then smashes it ten miles in front of him for a goal kick. If I was Paul Robinson I'd fecking chin Petrov, Knight, Pratley, and Coyle today. If you are a one paced shit leftback, and despite this being blatently obvious they all keep leaving you two against one you'd be pissed.
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Re: The Official Knee-Jerk Thread

Post by Hoboh » Sun Sep 18, 2011 12:21 am

Prufrock wrote:Our fans are a set of know-nowts. Scarily huge portion of the crowd giving the linesman shit because he didn't flag Steve Morrison offside......from a goal kick. :doh:. Zat Knight is fcuking wank. Good period on the ball, back to him, looks right, sees Tuncay and then smashes it ten miles in front of him for a goal kick. If I was Paul Robinson I'd fecking chin Petrov, Knight, Pratley, and Coyle today. If you are a one paced shit leftback, and despite this being blatently obvious they all keep leaving you two against one you'd be pissed.
Your point being OC and his team of Burnley has beens couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery?

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Post by P.O.S. » Sun Sep 18, 2011 12:32 am

Are you suggesting that we shouldnt be allowed to at least question some of Coyle's decisions and tactics at all?

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Post by Hoboh » Sun Sep 18, 2011 12:40 am

P.O.S. wrote:Are you suggesting that we shouldnt be allowed to at least question some of Coyle's decisions and tactics at all?
Not at all old bean what I am suggesting is Coyle is begining to look a different animal than we thought he was! Dont know about you but I thought our Owen picked a team on merit for one Not history! Even a fool can see defence is the most important aspect in the prem, I'd platt shit if Coyle turned into George Graham overnight!

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Post by P.O.S. » Sun Sep 18, 2011 12:48 am

Hoboh wrote:
P.O.S. wrote:Are you suggesting that we shouldnt be allowed to at least question some of Coyle's decisions and tactics at all?
Not at all old bean what I am suggesting is Coyle is begining to look a different animal than we thought he was! Dont know about you but I thought our Owen picked a team on merit for one Not history! Even a fool can see defence is the most important aspect in the prem, I'd platt shit if Coyle turned into George Graham overnight!
My comment was aimed at the sentiment of the original thread as a whole, I agree with you point!

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Re: The Official Knee-Jerk Thread

Post by Holden midfielder » Sun Sep 18, 2011 12:49 am

I back OC 100% ....

That being said he has shown too much loyalty to some of this shower ... They need to grab a seat and earn his trust back. They are embarrassing our gaffer.

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Post by Hoboh » Sun Sep 18, 2011 12:50 am

P.O.S. wrote:
Hoboh wrote:
P.O.S. wrote:Are you suggesting that we shouldnt be allowed to at least question some of Coyle's decisions and tactics at all?
Not at all old bean what I am suggesting is Coyle is begining to look a different animal than we thought he was! Dont know about you but I thought our Owen picked a team on merit for one Not history! Even a fool can see defence is the most important aspect in the prem, I'd platt shit if Coyle turned into George Graham overnight!
My comment was aimed at the sentiment of the original thread as a whole, I agree with you point!
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Re: The Official Knee-Jerk Thread

Post by a1 » Sun Sep 18, 2011 12:57 am

swap petrov for the kalk and we'll win.

oh, hang on there's no L in his name.

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Re: The Official Knee-Jerk Thread

Post by Hoboh » Sun Sep 18, 2011 1:01 am

a1 wrote:swap petrov for the kalk and we'll win.
Fookin hell Petrov is responsable for all our defencive woas then?

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