Today I'm happy about......

[thebish]

Leave it on for a couple of minutes and the monster on the right eats the skinny one.

And the one with glasses loses them.

[superjohnmcginlay]

Having issues with work over illegalities following my return from maternity leave but today i was teaching 5 very sweet 6 year olds boys how to swim. Had almost forgotten how much I enjoy working with small kids. Shame stupid adults have to mess things up.

What's the problem?

Although it's not my area - Bobo's good on this stuff.

Bobo has been a fantastic help but the situation is dragging on. Basically I work as head of PE and Games at a small private school. Took a years maternity leave (in which time the school nearly shut due to lack of numbers) and now they have given me less hours then I wanted, instead allocating them to the woman who covered my mat leave (whose good side they want to keep on as she writes for the 'good schools guide') and they have also changed what lessons I am teaching dramatically without any consultation. Have threatened to take them to tribunal under sex discrimination act but really don't want to. Guess it's whether they call my bluff or whether they can offer a reasonable compromise... Some of the parents have complained cos I'm not teaching their kids anymore so hopefully that might help...

And Bolton Boris, can't say I'm surprised...

Why is it sex discrimination?

[Lofthouse Lower]

More like 'whining because I can't have things just the way I like them'

[Annoyed Grunt]

Not happy, but raised a smile.

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[Lofthouse Lower]

I feel sorry for Anne Hathaway.

She's completely unaware of the disappointing sex we could be having right now.

Poor girl.

[Annoyed Grunt]

I feel sorry for Anne Hathaway.

She's completely unaware of the disappointing sex we could be having right now.

Poor girl.

[Worthy4England]

I feel sorry for Anne Hathaway.

She's completely unaware of the disappointing sex we could be having right now.

Poor girl.

I could give her a bigger disappointing than you!

That catsuit it fairly fetching.

[boltonboris]

Strangulation after Rohypnol is more disappointing than either of you. So I win!

Or lose... Depends if I get caught or not

[Worthy4England]

Strangulation after Rohypnol is more disappointing than either of you. So I win!

Or lose... Depends if I get caught or not

Dunno about that. But if your taking bookings, there's some people I'd like to nominate.

[boltonboris]

I'm laying low for a whilse.. But when I'm back on the prowl, I'll give you a heads up

[Lofthouse Lower]

wahoo

Both of Grahame-Smith's best-selling books are currently being adapted as feature films. Pride and Prejudice and Zombies was optioned by Lionsgate Entertainment, with Natalie Portman producing and starring, and David O. Russell adapting and directing. Grahame-Smith is also attached as a producer for this project.[6]

Grahame-Smith is also adapting his new book, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, for the screen, for producers Tim Burton and Timur Bekmambetov.[7] He has been chosen to write the script for Tim Burton's gothic opera Dark Shadows, replacing longtime Burton scribe John August

[thebish]

Bike - M.O.T. - sailed through avec les couleurs de flying!

[Lofthouse Lower]

MOT and service on my car tomorrow morning - am not confident

[Bruce Rioja]

What's an MOT?

[thebish]

What's an MOT?

you company car fiend!!

[Gooner Girl]

A glorious day to be working in a swimming pool this afternoon!

[Bruce Rioja]

A glorious day to be skinny dipping in The Jumbles, too

[Gooner Girl]

A glorious day to be skinny dipping in The Jumbles, too

[TANGODANCER]

Flowers and sunshine. 30th September and everything's still in full bloom. Pelegroniums, geraniums and begonias, best plant value ever. Dirt cheap on Bolton market in June and still in great shape. Love this weather.

[Worthy4England]

A glorious day to be skinny dipping in The Jumbles, too

I can only surmise, you've never seen me skinny dipping in The Jumbles...