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Post by Worthy4England » Wed Oct 12, 2011 1:14 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:
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Gooner Girl wrote:My boys gonna be a nice lad who at 18 years old will be tucked up in bed asleep at 3am in the morning, not out eating kebabs, ogling breasts and causing his mum no end of worry! 8)
Having been eighteen and had three lads through that age, er..no. :wink:
Humph! Am sure some lads are not gay but not party animals either! Surely?!

Having said that, hubby takes pride in the fact that he spent every night for 6 weeks in the pub at about that age... Hmmmm... Hopefully will follow in his mothers footsteps instead...
6 WEEKS???? Is he gay?
i hope not, given he's married to me... :shock:

Why, do only gay people go to the pub every night?! Theres not a lot else to do in our village tbh.

Make your mind up. Either NOT going to the pub is gay, according to Gary but going lots is also gay?!

Men are weird. :roll:
No anyone not gay would have probably spent about 6 years, not 6 weeks. :-)

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Post by Gooner Girl » Wed Oct 12, 2011 1:16 pm

Worthy4England wrote:
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Worthy4England wrote: 6 WEEKS???? Is he gay?
i hope not, given he's married to me... :shock:

Why, do only gay people go to the pub every night?! Theres not a lot else to do in our village tbh.

Make your mind up. Either NOT going to the pub is gay, according to Gary but going lots is also gay?!

Men are weird. :roll:
No anyone not gay would have probably spent about 6 years, not 6 weeks. :-)
EVERY day for 6 years?! You alcoholic!

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Post by TANGODANCER » Wed Oct 12, 2011 1:35 pm

Gary the Enfield wrote: Was Father Culkin there then? :mrgreen:
Think he was a bit after that Gary. Canon Birch, Father O'Mahony, Father McGlyyn, Father Brown, Father Rogers (he was a visiting fire and brimstone Jesuit I was well glad to see the back of) then Fitzpatrick, Culkin, etc. Seven years an altarboy I got told off by them all at one time or another. Almost got excommunicated when I went to Bolton Tech instead of Thornleigh. Happy days. :mrgreen:
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Post by Prufrock » Wed Oct 12, 2011 2:25 pm

boltonboris wrote:You look about 35 there!

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Post by Gary the Enfield » Wed Oct 12, 2011 3:05 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:
Gary the Enfield wrote: Was Father Culkin there then? :mrgreen:
Think he was a bit after that Gary. Canon Birch, Father O'Mahony, Father Brown, Father Rogers (he was a visiting fire and brimstone Jesuit I was well glad to see the back of) then Fitzpatrick, Culkin, etc. Seven years an altarboy I got told off by them all at one time or another. Almost got excommunicated when I went to Bolton Tech instead of Thornleigh. Happy days. :mrgreen:

Culkin and Jones were my era. Culkin just seemed to have been around forever. I believe he's still around the area too. The 'orrible sod.

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Post by Worthy4England » Wed Oct 12, 2011 3:08 pm

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boltonboris wrote:You look about 35 there!

Just did a LOL in the Library.
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Post by Raven » Thu Oct 13, 2011 12:08 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:My boys gonna be a nice lad who at 18 years old will be tucked up in bed asleep at 3am in the morning, not out eating kebabs, ogling breasts and causing his mum no end of worry! 8)
Having been eighteen and had three lads through that age, er..no. :wink:

Humph! Am sure some lads are not gay but not party animals either! Surely?!


Having said that, hubby takes pride in the fact that he spent every night for 6 weeks in the pub at about that age... Hmmmm... Hopefully will follow in his mothers footsteps instead...
That's me :) Fecking hate parties, pubbing and clubbing etc never went and drank in a pub under age, only been in 2 night clubs, I see a queue for a night club and wish I had an AK47!
My dog (proper 57) had his anal glands emptied once and yes the smell is something to behold!!

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Post by Gary the Enfield » Fri Oct 14, 2011 9:01 am

Raven wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:My boys gonna be a nice lad who at 18 years old will be tucked up in bed asleep at 3am in the morning, not out eating kebabs, ogling breasts and causing his mum no end of worry! 8)
Having been eighteen and had three lads through that age, er..no. :wink:

Humph! Am sure some lads are not gay but not party animals either! Surely?!


Having said that, hubby takes pride in the fact that he spent every night for 6 weeks in the pub at about that age... Hmmmm... Hopefully will follow in his mothers footsteps instead...
That's me :) Fecking hate parties, pubbing and clubbing etc never went and drank in a pub under age, only been in 2 night clubs, I see a queue for a night club and wish I had an AK47!

....with matching earrings and shoes? :wink:

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Post by Gooner Girl » Fri Oct 14, 2011 9:21 am

There you go Gary! They do exist! ;) And Ravens not gay (as far as i know)

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Post by Raven » Fri Oct 14, 2011 12:07 pm

I don't wear earing ;)

And am not gay rarely slightly happy!
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Post by Raven » Fri Oct 14, 2011 12:07 pm

Oops double posting
My dog (proper 57) had his anal glands emptied once and yes the smell is something to behold!!

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Post by keveh » Fri Oct 14, 2011 2:43 pm

Finding out the babies sex today :)
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Post by thebish » Fri Oct 14, 2011 2:47 pm

keveh wrote:Finding out the babies sex today :)
blimey - exciting!!

all of mine were surprises... (but that was in the days before electricity!)

presumably you've tried the magnet-on-a-string over the bump - failsafe! :wink:

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thebish wrote:
keveh wrote:Finding out the babies sex today :)
blimey - exciting!!

all of mine were surprises... (but that was in the days before electricity!)

presumably you've tried the magnet-on-a-string over the bump - failsafe! :wink:
Or if it bites its male!! :mrgreen:

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Post by Gary the Enfield » Fri Oct 14, 2011 3:23 pm

Excellent!

When Mrs. G. was preggers we were told not to ask for the gender as they would not tell us. (We didn't want to know anyway).

Apparently it is the policy of Enfield and Haringey NHS trust not to disclose gender as too many people were choosing to abort if the sex of the child was not what they wanted.

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Post by Gooner Girl » Fri Oct 14, 2011 4:23 pm

keveh wrote:Finding out the babies sex today :)
Thats fab Keveh! Are you gonna tell us? Can we see a scan pic?

We found out the twins sexes. I had Jess on my left and Jack on my right (i wanted to know, am hopeless at surprises and made planning for two easier) we managed to avoid telling anyone else though, however i think bish found out that one of them at least was a girl when he was helping me put the flat pack furniture together... If you ever need any help making flat pack cots, Bish is your man ;)

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Post by Worthy4England » Fri Oct 14, 2011 5:23 pm

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keveh wrote:Finding out the babies sex today :)
Can we see a scan pic?
Put the telly on, pull the ariel out of the back, and you've just about got it.

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Post by Wandering Willy » Fri Oct 14, 2011 10:17 pm

Alternatively, hold two pint glasses to your eyes (as you would with binoculars) and look at a frozen chicken through them.

Works in Liverpool apparently. :mrgreen:




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Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue Oct 18, 2011 10:34 am

That Stone Roses are set to reform. fecking Yes!!!! :D

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Post by Raven » Tue Oct 18, 2011 12:10 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:
keveh wrote:Finding out the babies sex today :)
Thats fab Keveh! Are you gonna tell us? Can we see a scan pic?

We found out the twins sexes. I had Jess on my left and Jack on my right (i wanted to know, am hopeless at surprises and made planning for two easier) we managed to avoid telling anyone else though, however i think bish found out that one of them at least was a girl when he was helping me put the flat pack furniture together... If you ever need any help making flat pack cots, Bish is your man ;)
Dear god no :)
My dog (proper 57) had his anal glands emptied once and yes the smell is something to behold!!

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